Little Kittens Cannot Escape the Clutches of the Ghost King

[Original title: I sleep in a coffin with Impermanence, the column is completed with the ancient text "Salted Fish Demon Lord, Save People Online" in large quantities. Guests passing by can take a look - (shouting hard)] [Pre-receipt of the column "Will the weak Cuscuta be punished by the Shura field [Quickly travel]" column, the copy is at the bottom, save it~] Bai Wuchang Xie Shengcai spent his whole life wandering. He was a scumbag thousands of years ago when he fell in love with a young master. Later, after his death, he became Wuchang and left all his bad peach blossoms behind. Until the underworld introduced performance appraisal, he was ranked last and was turned into a cat and sent to the mortal world. He was angry and approached Bai Xun, the demon catcher who was number one. One mortal actually caught more ghosts than all the people in the underworld combined? Something fishy! He sneaked into Bai Xun's room at night, and the more he looked at him, the more familiar he became. The more he looked at him, the more he felt that Bai Xun looked like the so-and-so he had trashed... Xie Shengcai secretly thought it was not good, and when he raised his head, he was met with a smiling face full of murderous intent. "I thought Master Wu Chang had forgotten who I was." "Run again and I will destroy your soul." Xie Shengcai: Help, there is a pervert qvq —— Bai Xun, a late-night radio anchor, has a deep and sexy voice, which is a bit inexplicably holy. He has a good face and a good figure and is also gentle. He has captured the hearts of thousands of girls. The signature is also very sentimental: Waiting for my little lover. It's a pity that there seems to be something wrong with people. They always say seriously that their job is to catch ghosts, and their part-time job is to be an anchor. Fans just thought he was joking and acting as a character, but they didn't know that there were always two lines of people online in his live broadcast room, one with white people and one with red people. He is the first demon hunter in the world who relies on his voice to slay demons. Fans thought he would remain so lonely until the ghost gate opened on July 15th of a certain year. Bai Xun turned on the camera. With a handsome face full of peach blossoms and a smile on his face, he held an Obai cat in front of the camera and said softly: "Come, meet your sister-in-law." Fans:? ? ? ? #My male wife is actually a cat lover —— Irresponsible little theater: Xie Shengcai: I heard that you can't hide your love for someone. Even if you don't say it, it will be shown in other places... Bai Xun: Yes, you see I am picking up your body every day. Xie Shengcai: ... Grass. —— Every day I worry that I will be fucked by the obsessive obeisance cat. Every day I am forced to raise my body. The unpredictable zombies will attack me every day. These cookies are used to treat cats and ward off demons every day. They are soft and slightly sweet, and can relieve hangovers and fatigue~ ps: 1. There is a high probability that there will be no scene in the underworld, only gods and demons in the human world. 2. Unswerving 1v1, I have a strange view, and the content of nonsense is extremely high 3. If you don't love, please don't hurt qvq 4. Xiao Xie's breed is Linqing lion cat! Super cute! —— Advance receipt copy: Lu Xuanxing, the boss who had been cautious all his life, died at the knife of his assistant who had been with him for more than ten years. Then she was bound by the system that came to her door, and was forced to become a fragile and entangled dodder flower. He is delicate, frail and fragile, but has a peerless appearance. The only meaning of his existence is to become a dodder attached to the protagonist. Finally, he takes the initiative to die at the right time and becomes a cannon fodder on the protagonist's road to success. Mr. Lu smiled softly: Haha. —— [Inherited legacy of illness and weakness] The head of the Li family died unexpectedly. If you want to inherit the Li family's property, you must inherit it together with Lu Xuanxing. Some people say that this beautiful, sickly vase who returned from studying abroad is actually the secret lover of the old head of the Li family. He was cold, fragile, and looked like he was dying every day. Everyone thought he would be the first victim in the house fight. Until his hidden diary was uncovered—— "On x month x day, I hate the Li family and hate everyone. They are a bunch of sick-brained people. They only slap the second young master who pretends to be a scholar but is actually petty, and the third young master who pretends to be stupid and cheerful... The eldest young master who looks the most like the old guy is the most annoying and pretends to be the most annoying." The second young master grabbed his waist and pushed him down in the mourning hall: "I'm pretending to be a young man, but am I being petty?" The third young master pinched his lips: "Are you saying that I only pretend to be stupid to make you happy?" The eldest young master took a sip of tea, looked at the speechless Lu Xuanxing under the red curtain, and said softly: "Let's all get out of here, aren't we afraid of crushing others? This guy is..." "The little bride of the Li family." —— The coveted husband The Star Marshal retrieved a comatose and delicate omega from the border. The omega cannot be carried on his shoulders or lifted by his hands, his glands are underdeveloped, and he sheds tears at every turn, but he is regarded as a treasure by the marshal. On the eve of their wedding, the marshal was choosing a wedding ring for him, but he was pulled into a chat group. [[Group Leader] My Star: I'm getting married, why don't you come and give me something? ] Before the marshal had time to react, he received three messages at the same time—— [[Love to show off when there are many things going on] His Majesty the Emperor:? Who to marry? When? I am the emperor! ] [[Brother Gold Coin] Political enemy leader: [Transfer a planet] Take it and spend it. ] [[Green Tea Sticky Spare Tire] Neighboring prince: What do you want to give? Sorry stars, I'm not very used to your country's customs yet…] The air was silent for a moment. [[Presumptive ex-husband] Marshal: I'll go home in five minutes. ] Before Lu Xuanxing could finish his explanation, someone grabbed his wrist and said in a cold voice: "Explain explain... That title." —— Infinite Little White Flowers Lu Xuanxing is an ordinary player who is involved in the infinite world. He has a beautiful face, but he is really stupid. Everyone wanted to kiss his fingertips, and even the ghosts coveted his skin as he was pushed into the copy. When the final boss arrived, the characters from each copy gathered together. Lu Xuanxing was carefully guarded by the indifferent young man, who whispered: "Hide behind me, I will protect you, boyfriend." Immediately afterwards, the boss's deep voice sounded in everyone's ears: "Lu Xuanxing, you have lost your temper and run away for so long, it's time to come back and be with... Your true lover." Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by the silent supervisor beside him: "Wait a minute, you said you are his lover? Then who am I?" "Then who are we?" Countless pairs of eyes stared at Lu Xuanxing, and tentacles and thorns slowly wrapped around his ankles... "Tell me, Xuanxing, tell me who we are." —— Sword Master who lost his spiritual power x Master Qing Leng Apocalyptic Cuscuta x Zombie Boss [The broad-eared fox with incomplete blood x the mythical beast white wolf] Hybrid succubus who can't bite the skin x High Priest of the Holy See [The little mermaid who cannot walk x the alien ghost king] Sick and disabled prince x paranoid regent —— After all the worlds ended, Shou opened his eyes again and was ready to start a new life. However, sticky tentacles wrapped around his ankles and dragged him back to the bed. "You are mine." —— Ps: 1. Slice attack, the boss suffers, 1v1. Intention: As long as you persist, you will always succeed one day