Main story complete
The Lu Family Village was rolling in money. When the richest man died, the whole village was busy feasting.
The orphan Lu Zijun was called in to help with the funeral, where he ran into the new big shot who'd returned to mourn: Lu Jingheng, the richest man's eldest grandson.
Lu Zijun had been raised with support from the Lu Family Village since childhood. Since their birth charts were a perfect match, he helped Lu Jingheng at the funeral, and was paid with a heavy gold bracelet!
Lu Zijun was thrilled because he was poor. But the big shot was difficult to serve, since he never spoke. Sure enough, the good times didn't last. Lu Zijun made a tiny mistake during the funeral. As a result, Lu Jingheng confiscated the bracelet on the spot and forcibly took Lu Zijun onto his return flight, making him the big shot's temporary personal secretary.
Determined to get his bracelet back, Lu Zijun nervously served the big shot. Soon, he discovered a shocking secret
Lu Jingheng wasn't unwilling to speak. He couldn't speak!!
But if Lu Zijun touched him, the man could talk again!
Lu Zijun: "???"
Lu Jingheng: "!!!"
In the end, they made a deal: Lu Zijun would speak on Lu Jingheng's behalf, and Lu Jingheng would pay by the sentence, one gold coin for every sentence spoken.
Lu Zijun's eyes lit up, and his mind started calculating furiously.
If he could make Lu Jingheng talk nonstop, he'd get rich!
From then on, he diligently touched the big shot:
Pretending to straighten his tie and touching his neck during meetings, "accidentally" brushing his hand at banquets, helping him stretch and touching his waist after exercise...
Coins jingled into his pocket.
But strangely, not only did Lu Zijun fail to save any money, he was always losing it
Breaking the big shot's computer while studying, burning out an expensive projector during a meeting, crashing an expensive car while exercising, smashing an antique vase at a banquet...
Even more strangely, Lu Jingheng spoke less and less.
One day, Lu Zijun stared at his account balance and at the handsome face right in front of him, and suddenly understood!
"Damn it! You dare trick me, Lu?!"
"I'm done!"
Lu Jingheng had lost his voice, but he wasn't worried.
Because he had Lu Zijun.
For money, this little miser would touch him, coax him, even glare at him fiercely. He was as lively as a cat with its fur standing on end.
The problem was, Lu Zijun was too lovable
The village chief wanted to adopt him as a godson, an old classmate wanted to set him up on a blind date, and even the dogs on the roadside wagged their tails at him.
Lu Jingheng narrowed his eyes and decided to solve the problem at its source.
Tie him to his side and keep him on a string.
Like teasing a cat.
Give him a few coins, take a few away, and make sure he was always just a little short of saving enough to run off.
Until Lu Zijun discovered the truth and came to confront him in a huff.
But Lu Jingheng was already prepared.
A beautiful golden ribbon bound Lu Zijun's feet.
Fine gold threads wound slowly upward around his slender, pale ankles and calves...
Lu Zijun swallowed.
"Lu-Lu Jingheng, what do you want? D-does it kill you to say something?"
A scorching hand suddenly clasped the back of his neck. Lu Jingheng's burning breath was at his ear, more urgent than his pleas.
"I want to f*** you to death."
HE, talkative money-loving bottom x voiceless big-shot top
P.S.
1. This isn't a period piece. The Lu Family Village is a wealthy modern village.
2. Lu Jingheng's inability to speak is psychological and can be treated.
Theme: Fear nothing, and let nothing limit your steps.
Uncle: You are so rich! You didn't even chase my cabbage properly.
Why haven't you updated the episode yet?
It's over so quickly!! Not enough[empty bowl][empty bowl]
The previous writing was good and the ending was quick?
[Afraid] [Afraid] [Afraid] So sudden? A sudden revelation, a sudden breakup, a sudden time movement, a sudden end!
Um? Is this the end? I feel like some of the jokes in the copy were not included.
Can't hold your hands fully together? This is scarier than a thermos cup 😂
Has the extra story been brought up yet? 😭
Finished??? The speed of light is not even that fast 😂
Come out soon!!!