After Pretending to Be High-Maintenance, I Couldn’t Get Away

[Complete!] Song Yuan transmigrated into a book and became the useless adopted son of a wealthy family. The original owner was spoiled, difficult, and had more bad habits than you could count. When his family went bankrupt, the Song family treated him as a bargaining chip and arranged for him to marry a powerful tycoon. In the original story, the tycoon was frigid and had no interest in a doomed side character. But the original owner was clingy and needed constant companionship, suffering from separation anxiety every day. With their contract about to end, he even forged a signature to amend it, only to be found out and meet a miserable end. Song Yuan, after transmigrating, arrived on the first day the contract took effect. Song Yuan, timidly: I don’t want to be a doomed side character. Can we get divorced? QAQ… Original plot: The doomed side character was a total handful, clinging to the tycoon and flirting with him all day, until the tycoon finally gave him a fortune and kicked him out. Song Yuan’s eyes lit up: I just have to be a clingy, flirtatious handful? I can do that! * To get a divorce, Song Yuan came up with lots of little tricks for getting divorced by being clingy. His plan went like this: [Compulsive need to flirt: I have to flirt with my husband every day or I can’t sleep!] [Separation anxiety: I panic when I can’t see my husband. I need to cuddle up to him to stay alive!] [Skin hunger: I can’t function on my own. I need to cling to him and rub against him!] … Song Yuan: Hehe, I guarantee the tycoon will be sick of me within a month and kick me out with a huge payout. Song Yuan pulled out all the stops, cycling through cuddling, rubbing up against him, hugging, and kissing every day. He figured the tycoon must hate him by now. But to his surprise, the coldness in the tycoon’s eyes gradually faded. Why was the way he looked at Song Yuan starting to seem strange? Song Yuan: QAQ! He’d go all out. He still had one last trick: [Tell him he’s bad in bed and wound his pride!] Song Yuan stammered, “I, I hate you. You don’t react at all.” Under the tycoon’s increasingly sinister gaze, his voice grew quieter and quieter. “I don’t like men who are frigid. I…I like someone who’s good in bed and well-endowed.” * Gu Jingchi was naturally frigid. When his family saddled him with a fiancé, he treated the other man like he wasn’t even there. But he hadn’t expected his fiancé to be so well-behaved and adorable, to like depending on him and want to share a bed. Gu Jingchi was afraid he’d scare his timid fiancé, so he planned to take things slowly. He never expected that the fiancé who had been cuddling and hugging him one moment would show up at the door with his suitcase the next, tactfully telling him that he liked partners who were good at taking care of their needs. Gu Jingchi’s tone was calm, but his actions were anything but gentle. He dragged Song Yuan and his suitcase back into the house, his gaze dark and sinister. He interlocked his fingers with Song Yuan’s and slowly guided him. “Yuanyuan, what did you say you liked?” Song Yuan clutched his waistband: Waaah QAQ! #Basically, a modern fairy tale. A sharp-tongued, soft-hearted, icy top VS a sweet, obedient, straightforward bottom 1. The top is incredibly doting, they’re completely in love with each other, and it’s 1v1. 2. Divorce is impossible. It’s a modern fairy tale, so there has to be a happy ending! 3. Pure sugary fluff and kisses. The leads only have eyes for each other; the supporting cast cheers, applauds, and helps them along. [The next book is starting!] Chu Ran had a naturally cool, icy beauty’s face, but was surprisingly clingy and loved spending time with little animals. He had saved all his temper for Pei Xunzhu over the years. The two had always disliked each other and were born rivals; they hadn’t even added each other as friends. One day, by chance, he found a lost puppy in the park. As it happened, the puppy’s owner was his sworn enemy. While cursing him as a dog in his mind, Chu Ran entered a name for him in his contacts. Maybe because he’d recently typed too many danmei comics titles, his input method automatically corrected it to “my dog.” After an accident left him with amnesia, Chu Ran stared at the most peculiar and conspicuous contact name in his list…and fell into deep thought. Chu Ran, who had never been in a relationship: So I’m into some pretty wild stuff? * Scrolling up, Chu Ran saw that he and Pei Xunzhu had only added each other a few days ago. He was shocked. Had I lost my temper and deleted him before?! He realized he’d treated Pei Xunzhu badly in the past and had apparently given him the silent treatment. No matter what, Pei Xunzhu had helped with his special physical needs. He should turn over a new leaf and give Pei Xunzhu a proper title! * When Pei Xunzhu returned home from an international conference, he happened to see Chu Ran being dragged two miles by a large dog before crashing into a billboard and passing out on the spot. He had just taken Chu Ran to the hospital when he received a call from him. The voice was the same, but his tone was softer than expected, so pitiful it could make anyone’s heart ache. “Xunzhu, I want to go home. Will you come get me?” Pei Xunzhu: … The doctor said it was a side effect of the impact and would pass after a while. Out of a sense of responsibility, Pei Xunzhu took care of the bills. He just hadn’t expected Chu Ran to become so different from before. Chu Ran’s face was cold, but his words were unexpectedly gentle. “I’ve been busy lately and neglected you for a long time. Do you have enough money to spend? Should I give you some?” Pei Xunzhu, the heir to the Pei family, the youngest in its history, worth a hundred billion: …? Thinking Pei Xunzhu was dissatisfied, Chu Ran assumed he was sulking. “Then do you want to hold hands? Or cuddle? Or kiss?” Pei Xunzhu: “!” What the hell!! * After his memory returned, Chu Ran was so embarrassed that he ran away in the middle of the night, ignoring all messages and pretending to be dead. That night, Pei Zongnian blocked Chu Ran at the door. Chu Ran was trapped in Pei Zongnian’s arms, his slender white hands wrapped in black cords, red marks creeping across his skin. “Baby, you haven’t walked the dog today.” A cold-faced beauty, the ultimate seduction demon, a kitten-like bottom VS a top with all the right equipment, a service-oriented wolf-dog top 1. 1v1, each other’s first love, both know how to communicate. Say your love out loud! 2. #SweetFluff#ModernFairyTale Thesis: Even when you’re in a difficult situation, create a miracle!