This Is Not the Mad God's Game

Blurb:

A stunning, gentle, flirtatious, and levelheaded bottom who is actually more terrifying than anyone when he goes crazy x A guiding, fatherly lover of a top, who keeps saying he'll hold back but can't hold back at all.

Lin Yan is a nine-to-five office worker with sky-high ambitions. Dying young is his highest ideal.

Until one day, he enters a strange game.

The kind where one little mistake can cost you your life.

When someone asks how to walk a dog in the Mad God Game,

Lin Yan, with a perfect score in experience: It's simple. You just do this, this, and that.

From start to finish, everyone watches this expert take off a clown's clothes at an amusement park and throw him into a sewer; go to an aquarium and give a polar bear with a flawless performance record depression; strip every red rose from a rose manor, propose to the farm owner, and drive Mr. Beast crazy; then walk the Overseer like a dog until he's trapped in his own mirror maze...

Everyone else in the livestream: ?

What are you even doing, babe?

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Number: (0.0) [??? (Lin Yan's own words: Let's go with this one. It's the cutest.)]

Danger Level: [??? (Have you people seriously not figured out what he's like by now?)]

Instance Rating: [??? (What the hell are we rating? The instance is gone. What are we supposed to rate, our survival odds?)]

Meanwhile, the Inspector, keeping out of the fray, is busy flirting with the bosses.

The Puppet Master is pinned in a corner, his eyes covered with a bandage. Lin Yan extends a gentlemanly hand: May I invite you to dance with me?

The aquarium curator wakes up in bed covered in love bites. Beside him, the butler Lin Yan says: I have no idea. It wasn't me.

The farm owner sees roses in his room and a candlelit dinner before him. Poor boy Lin Yan says: Surely I have the right to treat you to a meal, sir?

Then, one night during an instance.

He hides in a corner, sniffling as he watches the ghost village outside. He leans lazily against the wall, looking at the moon and the boss being walked like a dog, and says to the person beside him,

"One day, I'll personally put an end to the person who created this game."

The person turns to look at him and suddenly smiles in a rather eerie way.

Lin Yan hears him say: "God, are you sure you want to personally put an end to yourself?"

"?"

Lin Yan: ? Come on, man?

Entirely fictional setting. Horror infinite-flow story. Inspired by the equiangular spiral: it approaches the origin endlessly but never reaches it. There may be some cyberpunk and psychological infinite-flow elements later.

Theme: Never give up, and you'll reach your destination in the end