[Honkai: Star Rail X Genshin Impact] The Xianzhou Diviner Wants to Retire Today, Too

In his thousandth year serving as a diviner, Yun Heng submitted his retirement application to the marshal. He couldn't keep doing this. If he did, he'd become Mara-Struck!

Unfortunately, the marshal sent back each application with a different excuse.

After three hundred years of diligently submitting retirement applications, Yun Heng finally received a divine revelation from the Nous: tomorrow would be the day he was fated to retire.

The next day, the Ketu Mirage attacked and the Xianzhou Fanghu fell.

As the Taibu of the Jade Abacus, Yun Heng chose to use himself as bait, using the Cloudwatcher Mirror as his guide to illuminate the Reignbow Arbiter's trajectory.

Great. Death was a kind of retirement too, after all.

The good news: he died, but not all the way.

The bad news: he got infected by The Plagues Author.

Yun Heng plucked two newly grown ginkgo leaves from his body and cast a sacred lot.

One yin, one yang. The Reignbow Arbiter approved his retirement application.

There's nowhere better than his old home on Teyvat.

Here, there were no vile Denizens of Abundance, no troublesome Destruction armies, and even the company's financial product ads had disappeared.

Sadly, peaceful days never lasted long.

With a Plague-Spawn from The Plagues Author suddenly crashing down from the sky, it was as if someone had flipped a switch.

Peace in Teyvat was no more.

Angel's Share started selling SoulGlad.

A joint concert by Furina, Barbara, and Robin was about to be held at the Opera Epiclese.

Northland Bank and the Interastral Peace Corporation erupted into a fierce conflict in the financial sector.

Led by a certain specialist named Scott, the two sides began a vicious business war of attracting new customers with free eggs.

One day, Yun Heng received an invitation from the Xianzhou, cordially inviting a representative from Teyvat to attend this year's Martial Arts Ceremony.

Looking at his wallet, which Zhongli had just emptied, Yun Heng fell into deep thought.

Come to think of it, could he still collect his pension if his retirement hadn't been officially reported?

A little Hoolay joke:

After spending years imprisoned, Hoolay finally escaped the Prison of Deep Seclusion and decided to pull off something big on the Xianzhou.

The Cloud Knights were a tough bunch, and on top of that, he had no idea where Jingliu might be lurking, watching him like a hawk.

He decided to change targets and go after some easy pickings in an outer star system.

After skipping over targets like "Pier Point" and "Penacony," he thought, "Teyvat? What backwater is that?"

With that in mind, Hoolay kicked open the lounge door.

"Nobody move! This is a robbery!"

Those playing with jade abaci, drinking tea, playing the zither, drinking dango milk, and drinking plain water all turned around and smiled kindly at Hoolay.

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