[JOJO Otome] The Neutral Faction Never Bows to Evil

Original title: Quick Transmigration to Become a Maid, and Save Everyone as a Side Gig?!

Note: This story starts with the third main storyline. The quick transmigration order is 312456. The transmigration point will definitely be earlier, and I'll write about how you build relationships with them.

I haven't written the lead-in. I really wanted to start the main story, so I decided to leave it out for now. Here's a tiny spoiler, though, or it might be hard to follow.

Updates will be slow, but I'll do my best to finish it!

I'll only post the main story here. I'll gradually fill in the earlier daily-life chapters on LOF.

Second-person POV. "You" have a Stand, whose ability will be revealed at the end of the third main storyline. Since it's a growth-type Stand, its powers will only emerge gradually as you experiment with it.

My favorite is Jotaro. My second through fifth favorites are the villains. I don't really get Pucci, so he's the only one who's strictly a friend (or so it seems). But this is an all-you, group-dotes-on-you story. In some parts, you might be a bit pathetic (people need to grow, after all). This isn't a power fantasy. Some villains will have different endings, but every single one of them will face justice.

Please note: Jonathan and Joseph have their canon pairings, so there won't be any romance with them in the main story. I'll make up for it with parallel-universe stories or sweet everyday scenes. Jotaro won't have his canon pairing broken up either. Please keep that in mind.

The backstory:

You grew up in an orphanage. You went through plenty of hardships, but at least you managed to get by...

You'd never done anything bad in your life, and at last your bright future had arrived (not really).

At eighteen, you were briefly thrilled to receive your university acceptance letter. Then, on your way to register, a car came out of nowhere and hit you head-on.

Are you kidding me?

Oh, no...

But...

You didn't die. Instead, you got bound to a cold and inexplicable System.

And that's not all.

You also transmigrated to... what was supposedly the boundary between the living and the dead.

No, wait!

How does this keep getting more ridiculous?

Everyone here died in a bizarre way...

Some stopped thinking, some baked to death in the sun, some got run over by an ambulance? They died... but somehow didn't experience true death?!

I feel like I'm turning into the sarcastic one...

And some even died from breathing pure oxygen... Never mind why they were breathing it. Is that stuff even readily available? This is so weird...

Actually, come to think of it... it's weird that I survived a car accident and got bound to a crazy System too.

Even weirder, I have to be these weirdos' housekeeper!

Is there something wrong with this System's mission?

Why do I have to be a housekeeper? I just got my acceptance letter! The best years of my life aren't for being somebody's maid...

That's right!

You have a lofty dream!

That is,

To become a world-famous doctor!

Of course, that will turn out to be the best decision you'll ever make.

But that's for later.

Anyway, this world... or rather, this space, isn't entirely separate. On the contrary, it's closely connected to the real world. But it really does seem to have appeared out of nowhere! Even the university that accepted you is nearby! Thank goodness the bosses agreed to let you attend classes during the day and work at night. They seem like good people...

Ha ha.

I'm really going to lose it.

There's the vampire Dio, who never goes out in the morning and yells "Wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy" at night; Kars, the Ultimate Life Form, who keeps studying biology (i.e. messing with you) or fighting vampires (Dio), and sometimes even stops thinking, but turns gentle when he's with his friend from a thousand years ago; Yoshikage Kira, who seems like a peaceful office worker but always keeps something up his sleeve; the socially awkward Tobiio in public, and Diavolo, who spends every day either dying or being eaten; and even the "most normal" priest is up to no good, brainwashing you every day to submit to Dio and wanting you to go to Heaven with him? Come on... Sure, everyone's dead, but is it normal for a regular person to discuss going to Heaven with an immortal vampire?

And this whole bunch of weirdos actually have legitimate identities...

Oh, of course, you do too.

But how do people like this even get identities...

Whatever, whatever. I'll take a nap first.

What are you doing, Mr. Kira?!

Put that big pink kitty next to you away...

Wait? Mr. Kira, why did your face change?!

I found out later that it was a Stand, an ability unique to this world.

So cool!

Wait! Lord Dio, what are you doing?

"Ho, looks like the Stand Arrow didn't choose you."

"Weak, weak."

"I suppose you can be a blood bag."

"Work hard. Don't disappoint me."

I sincerely beg you to stop giving me trouble...

I escaped the vampire, only to run into Kars, the JO Ultimate Life Form!

"Lord Kars..."

Lord Kars looks cold and rational. Surely he won't give me a hard time... right?

The man in front of me faces the sun and slowly lifts...

Please, no...

Besides that, he seems to hate humans and is determined to make you put on the Stone Mask.

Thanks for asking. I'm at Araki Manor, but my soul's already in Heaven.

Then what about Boss Diavolo...?

"I am the Emperor, Diavolo!"

"Bang!"

The door slams shut.

You don't want to look anymore.

"My dear child, I apologize for their rudeness."

"Their behavior is truly atrocious."

Father! At last, a normal person...

"Or perhaps my dearest friend..."

"Dio..."

Wait, where did that holy glow come from?!

Heretic!

"Doo-doo-doo-doo..."

"Hello, I'm Tobiio. I look forward to working with you!"

Oh... Oh! Finally, a normal person!

"Oh, my dear Tobiio..."

You watch Tobiio slowly take off his turtleneck...

Isn't that just Diavolo...?

Mr. Kira, I will follow you forever.

I'd thought before that the bosses were bad guys.

But...

I never expected their "enemies" to come after them.

Three guys who are 195 centimeters tall...

I'm scared, please spare me.

But they seem to think you were kidnapped.

I'm touched, but I really am just an employee.

In the end, you watch helplessly as the bosses get beaten up.

For a moment, you don't know who to thank.

Anyway, you've been brought to a very warm place.

Sorry, bosses. Let me fall for them just a little.

But then you realize...

Something's wrong.

Very, very wrong.

Heroes, your generations are a little mixed up...

Jonathan is the oldest, then Giorno? Or was he born with Dio? Is that right...?

Let's set aside the sixteen-year-old uncle for a moment. There's a nineteen-year-old daughter and a seventeen-year-old dad? Giorno doesn't seem to be an adult yet... and he's already a great-grandfather?

Wait, I'm confused.

I later learned that the dead keep the appearance they had at the peak of their lives.

Everyone's like that...

They all have their reasons,

but Joseph's cheating still deserves criticism.

"The Joestar family has been a family of gentlemen for generations!"

"Run for it!"

"Beat them all up."

"How's my hairstyle?!"

"My dream is to become a Yandere Star!"

Girls really are better...

"I've been to prison, you know."

Jonathan is down for the count.

During this time, you also meet all kinds of people:

Kakyoin, who likes cherries and video games; Polnareff, an expert swordsman; Iggy, who likes coffee-flavored gum; the fortune teller Avdol... and Dio's strange minions, Vanilla Ice, who's as loyal as Pucci; Alessi, who bullies children; Mariah, the shameless seductress; and... a genie? The Sun?

Dio, you really will take anyone, won't you?

By the way, can dogs really eat gum?

Well, that's not important.

Every seemingly ordinary day is a disaster for you,

because the bosses find something to do almost every day,

and the two sides end up fighting all the time.

To the point that they can wreck half a city every day.

You've gotten used to it.

You think,

After all, you've been neutral from beginning to end.

Theme: Overcome yourself, surpass yourself, and keep growing