Mass-Producing Secret Identities on the Grand Line

The blurb for the upcoming novel Life Simulation, but the Grand Line is at the very bottom One day, the Celestial Dragons gathered to complain. A: Things have been rough out there lately. There's someone who beats up Celestial Dragons whenever they get the chance. My little brother can't even get out of bed now. B: Tell me about it. Someone killed that guy from the neighboring family right in front of me. C: Someone put a sack over my head and broke my leg! D: Are there really that many people with guts? Could it be the same person? A: He's skinny, uses a sword, wears a mask, and has green hair. B: She's short, uses throwing knives, and has red hair. C: I didn't see their face. From the voice, it was an old man. He kept coughing. D (silent, furious): The Marines are useless! Why haven't they caught them yet? One day, the emperors of the underworld gathered for a meeting. Loan Shark King: There's this blond brat who's been acting out lately, ruining a lot of my plans. Master of Stealth: There's also a purple-haired old woman who's destroyed a lot of my warehouses. Master Undertaker: A black-haired assassin has stolen a lot of my business. King of Shipping: And there's a pink-haired girl who's wrecked my shipping routes. She isn't even afraid of Joker. Morgans, you're the Emperor of Intelligence. You haven't figured out who any of them are? Emperor of Intelligence (sweating profusely): ... One day, Marine Command gathered for a meeting. Fleet Admiral: There have been a lot of people targeting the Celestial Dragons lately, causing quite a stir. Which of you will deal with it? Admiral A: That sounds s-o-o-o scary. Who could be so b-r-a-v-e? I'd really like to m-e-e-t them, but I'm just t-o-o busy. How about Sakazuki? Admiral B: Ara ara, these new recruits sure have short tempers. They're not really my type to deal with. How about Admiral Akainu? Admiral C: ...Let the Seven Warlords handle it. The Seven Warlords of the Sea gathered for a meeting. Doffy: Those sword users have a style that's very much like yours. Explain yourself, Hawkeye. Hawkeye: I don't have a green-haired student. Doffy: You didn't casually give them a few pointers? Hawkeye: I don't have a black-haired student. Doffy: You answered every question. You must be feeling guilty. The spectators: Buggy, Hawkeye isn't panicking. Why are you? A certain clown (sweating bullets, grumbling to himself): Being a spy is hard. He wants a raise, at least three treasure maps a month! One day, the Heart Pirates gathered for a meeting. Bepo: The captain has a crush on a she-bear lately. Penguin: You're the one who likes she-bears. The captain has a crush on... Wait, the captain likes someone? Was the pink-haired girl we saw last time the same as the black-haired one? Shachi: Was she the tall one or the petite one? Did she have purple eyes or green eyes? Penguin: This is bad. The captain's been around so many women that it's impossible to tell them apart. Someone should ask him. Shachi, you go. Shachi: I'm not going. Let Bepo... Bepo, why are you crying? Bepo (teary-eyed): Waaaaah, the captain's such a womanizer! The captain, passing by (a vein throbbing on his forehead): You're all talking about the same person!!! (First version written on January 20, 2025) (Second version written on February 9, 2025) Reader's Guide: 1. Pairing: Alila x Law. They don't properly cross paths until later in the story. 2. No starting out invincible. A growth-and-adventure story. 3. Written for myself. If it's not your thing, feel free to click away. Blurb for the upcoming novel Life Simulation, but the Grand Line A friend recommends a full-dive game that combines romance and adventure with farming and management. First playthrough. As a beginner, you decide to start out as a commoner, growing crops and leveling up. But then pirates burn down the whole village, and you become an orphan. Luckily, your luck stat is high enough that you become the sworn younger sister of Marine Admiral Zephyr. After he becomes an instructor, you start dating one of his students, Kizaru. You accidentally discover the World Government's plot against Zephyr and lose faith in the Marines' justice. You're impatient, your boyfriend is easygoing, and your paces just don't match. So you break up and set sail. You get into danger. The Whitebeard Pirates rescue you. Although you have some happy memories with your second boyfriend, Marco, the Whitebeard Pirates are more focused on adventure and can't answer the questions weighing on your mind. In the end, you break up and set sail. You meet Hawkeye. You meet the Red Hair Pirates. You arrive in Totto Land, dating Katakuri while searching for answers. Just as you realize that you have to overthrow the Celestial Dragons' rule to live in peace, Doflamingo, who wants to become a Warlord of the Sea, sells you out. Even though your ex-boyfriend in the Marines goes easy on you and your ex-boyfriend among the pirates comes to your rescue, your life still comes to an end. Second playthrough. From the start, you choose to become a pirate and go straight to Doflamingo. You decide to beat him up, then enslave him and make him contribute to your cause. But you get the timeline wrong. Doflamingo is only ten years old, has lost his mother and his Celestial Dragon status, and is having a miserable time. He's a badly behaved little brat, and you only wanted to raise his younger brother, Rosinante. But to keep you on his side, Doffy does the laundry and cooking, and even teaches himself to sew, taking great care of you. With a wave of your hand, you decide to raise them both. After the two boys grow up, each of them confesses his love to you. Third playthrough. From the start, you choose to become a Celestial Dragon and dismantle the World Government from within. You meet Shamrock of the God's Knights and his twin brother Shanks, who supposedly gave up being a pirate and returned to Mary Geoise. Your experience with Red Hair in the first two playthroughs tells you that this guy is putting on an act. You become partners in crime. You fall in love. Then Shamrock says he wants in, too. Theme: Keep moving forward for the sake of your family. Even ordinary people can create miracles.