Be a Doormat, but Have a Bad Memory

After dying unexpectedly, Yan Zhiqiu was bound to a "Devoted Second Male Lead Top" System from an old-fashioned melodramatic novel. He had to become the lover of men from old-school BL novels who carried a white moonlight in their hearts. No matter how coldly they treated him, humiliated him, or hurt him, he had to bear it all and willingly serve as a substitute, groveling until the day they accepted him.

The mission worlds were brutally difficult. The second male lead tops were so pathetic they had lost all dignity, fawning so shamelessly that viewers in the livestream saw their blood pressure skyrocket and shouted that they wanted to reach through the screen and slap the player twice.

Even so, the mission completion rate remained at zero.

Yan Zhiqiu accepted the mission on the spot without a moment's hesitation.

Livestream viewers: [Another big sucker. Just wait until the protagonist bottom and his white moonlight torment him body and soul.]

[The streamer should buy a blood pressure monitor, or he'll die of rage before he even finishes one mission world.]

While everyone watched the poor Host with either scorn or pity, Yan Zhiqiu cheerfully accepted three SSS-ranked, hell-level pervert missions, all at once.

He wasn't just going to fawn over one man. He was going to fawn over three at the same time!

System, viewers: !!!??

There's really no need to go that far!

Yan Zhiqiu just waved a hand and said it was basic stuff.

#It's not that he can't date them one by one. Dating all three at once is simply better value.

Those who claim they can only fawn over one person should take a good look at themselves and reflect on how they've been doing their jobs all these years, and whether they've really been trying hard enough.

The missions proceeded on schedule. Bottom One wanted him to go to prison in place of his white moonlight. Bottom Two wanted him to buy condoms for a hookup with someone else. Bottom Three treated him like a clingy nuisance, wanted to break one of his legs, then vanished without a trace.

Livestream viewers: Where's my 90-meter cleaver? I want to chop the streamer up!

All three men thought Yan Zhiqiu was madly in love with them, and eventually decided to lower themselves to offer him a little affection...

Bottom One said arrogantly, "I'll allow you to stay by my side."

Yan Zhiqiu's eyes brimmed with tears, his gaze wavering. "Brother Jiang, I love you. I don't expect us to be together. I just want to see you and Brother Bai be happy."

Bottom One's gaze suddenly turned sharp, the playboy look vanishing from his eyes. "Who is Brother Bai?"

Yan Zhiqiu's heartfelt words abruptly stopped.

"..."

Oh, he'd mixed them up.

Right, Brother Bai was Bottom Two's white moonlight. Number One's was... Brother Zhu.

Bottom Two: "From now on, you can be the only dog by my side."

Yan Zhiqiu had learned his lesson this time. He didn't mention his white moonlight's surname, just in case he got it wrong.

Yan Zhiqiu, with tears in his eyes and a pained, lovesick expression: "Xianwen, in the month since I left you, I haven't been able to eat or sleep. I really can't forget you. As long as I can stay by your side, I won't complain, even if there's always someone else in your heart."

Bottom Two: "...Who is Xianwen?"

Yan Zhiqiu: "..."

He'd mixed them up. Xianwen was the name of Number Three, the crazy guy. Number Two was surnamed Shao.

He hadn't mentioned the white moonlight, but he'd managed to get the protagonist bottom's name wrong.

Bottom Three: "You don't have to grovel. Sign the divorce papers and stop trying to pull tricks."

Yan Zhiqiu took the lessons from his last two attempts to heart and was especially careful with his acting. He simply avoided using the man's name altogether. With a broken heart and tears in his eyes, he said, "Brother, don't abandon me. I just want a home. Even if you don't love me, even if you're still in love with Brother Zhu, I'll do anything as long as you don't kick me out!"

Bottom Three: "Brother Zhu?"

Yan Zhiqiu's mind raced. Had he gotten it wrong? It was either Zhu or Bai, so it was a fifty-fifty guess.

He immediately corrected himself. "I misspoke, I misspoke. I meant Brother Bai!"

Bottom Three: "Brother Bai?"

Yan Zhiqiu: "…"

He'd forgotten that Number Three, apart from money, had no other white moonlight.

A crack appeared in Bottom Three's icy expression. He suddenly moved closer, like a drawn blade, and lifted the top's chin. His gaze was sharply aggressive, his eyes flickering.

"Could it be that there's someone else in your heart?"

Yan Zhiqiu: There's no one else. I just have a bad memory.

Yan Zhiqiu completed the devoted cannon-fodder mission without a hitch and was about to fake his death. As long as the three crazy men didn't meet, the plot would be over! Just as he was about to use the points he'd earned from the System to completely let loose, all three crazy men showed up at his door with wedding gifts.

Then they started fighting.

Main character is the top! Main character is the top! Main character is the top! Yan Zhiqiu is the top, don't get it wrong!

A brainless wish-fulfillment story with a love triangle. The author ate the logic.

The pairing is Bottom Three

Yan Zhiqiu x Shen Xianwen

Theme: Love yourself before you love others