Cen Yu, a little-known actress, signed on for a reality show about married life.
As luck would have it, her childhood betrothed wife came from the countryside to seek refuge with her.
A silly country bumpkin, but with a pretty face and a great figure.
She'd always said she'd never marry her, but for now, she'd make do.
Good news: She became famous!
Bad news: Her wife was the one who blew up. Cen Yu faded into obscurity.
/
On the premiere day, #WantADivorce# shot straight to the top of the trending list.
Her wife cooked for her. She complained, "Just throw it out."
Her wife made her ginger soup. She snapped, "Are you trying to poison me?"
Her wife visited her at work. She glanced over. "Got nothing better to do?"
/ In the corner, her pretty wife had a red nose and tears in her eyes. When she saw the camera move closer, she held back her tears, curved her eyes into a gentle smile, and shyly covered the lens with her palm.
Then #Ungrateful# followed close behind, shooting up to number two.
Cen Yu was dumbfounded.
A malicious edit! This is a malicious edit! Heaven above, please tell right from wrong!
*
When #Wen Fu Perfect Spouse# was stuck to the trending list and Wen Fu was famous beyond belief,
Wen Fu lay limply across the table and looked up at her.
"Darling, let's get divorced."
Cen Yu, head down as she shoveled in her food: ...?
/
A few days later, the young heir of Minggang suddenly announced that he wanted to marry Cen Yu.
Everyone knew he was a genuine lunatic who resorted to extreme methods.
She flew into a rage. "Have you lost your mind? I just got divorced! My heart belongs to my wife!"
But the heir turned around and smiled at her in the same sweet, cloying voice as before. "Darling, I love you too~"
...Who else could it be but her country-bumpkin wife?
Cen Yu turned and ran.
No thanks. I'm not playing this game.
Remarry? Maybe next time.
*
Wen Fu made a huge spectacle of trying to get back together, eyes red in front of the cameras, tugging at everyone's heartstrings.
But then a surveillance video hit the trending list...
In the clip, the young heir twirled a butterfly knife, eyes curved in a smile that was anything but friendly. "You can refuse to remarry. I'll just die with you."
The whole internet was stunned. Is this beautiful lunatic really Wen Fu?
That night, someone squeezed into her arms. "That edit made me look so awful."
After a moment's silence, they pressed close and coaxed her with practiced ease:
"Can I make it up to you now? ...You can kiss me."
/ Girl-on-top | Bleeding gums.
A reliable, manipulative schemer who coaxes and acts cute
The malicious-edit trending-list duo
They really started out broke in a rental apartment. After they married, everything went smoothly, and Cen Yu thought she was just lucky. In truth, her wife had switched to her powerful main account, paved the way, and carried her to success. orz
Three days apart in age / Cen Yu is three days younger than Wen Fu / coconut shreds
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Theme: Take a few detours, and find your heart in the palm of your hand
