[An aside: A major recommendation! A major recommendation! The new novel, The Wild Dog Is Hard to Tame, is here!
You say young master and dog, I say eternal devotion!]
After Bai Zhou was left in a vegetative state by a car accident, he bonded with System 521 and traveled into various novels to play minor, doomed characters.
Bai Zhou conscientiously completed his missions, striving to be the most dedicated wingman on the protagonists' road to love. Somehow, though, the protagonists began looking at him in increasingly strange ways, and the other NPCs started acting weird too.
*World One: The Scheming, Green-Tea Country Bumpkin (Completed)
He was a country bumpkin who came to collect on a life-saving favor, as calculating and fake-sweet as they come. He flirted with both the protagonist shou and the protagonist gong, and was ultimately exposed and reduced to living on the streets.
After getting the script, Bai Zhou worked both sides between the protagonists, keeping so busy he could barely cope. Yet the moment he was supposed to be exposed never came, so he had to cue the plot himself. He never expected the protagonists, who were supposed to join forces to kill him, to start tearing into each other first.
*World Two: The Pathetic Fake Young Master Househusband in an ABO Novel (Completed)
He was a pitiful househusband, always afraid his husband would abandon him. His husband did not love him and had only married him because of a family-arranged union. After the wedding, he was even more cold and heartless. Desperate to win his husband's heart back, he was suspicious every day, waking up ready to catch a mistress. But he loved his husband too much to expose him, so he could only unleash his fury on the mistresses.
After Bai Zhou arrived, his record was even more impressive. In just seven days, he angrily caught ten "lovers" and assigned each a number. They came to pay their respects to him on schedule every day.
What he did not know was that, where he couldn't see, the "lovers" had formed a fan club for their dream man: him.
What Bai Zhou thought: Every day, I wake up and catch a mistress.
What was really happening: The protagonist gong wakes up and starts catching them, wanting to see which fox-spirit seduced Bai Zhou today!
Bai Zhou fiercely shoved five million across the table at the protagonist shou. "Five million. Stay away from my husband."
The other man replied, "Fifty million, and you divorce your husband."
Bai Zhou: ?
*World: The Gloomy Butler's Son at an Elite Academy (Completed)
In the original novel, the protagonist shou was a scholarship student at an elite academy. On his first day, the school's famous F4 gave him a red card. They tormented each other and fell in love, while Bai Zhou was merely the unremarkable son of F1's family's butler, admitted to the elite academy through his connection to F1's family.
But on Bai Zhou's first day at the academy, the red card that should have gone to the protagonist shou appeared on his desk instead.
His classmates all rushed over to "bully" the poor butler's son.
Classmate A: Bai Zhou, I bought too much breakfast. You have to eat it all!
Classmate B: Bai Zhou, being picky is a bad habit. You have to eat your carrots!
Classmate C: B-Bai Zhou, I... I like you... Y-you... You have to be with me!
Other classmates: Aish! Hey, are you trying to die?!
[The subsequent plot can no longer be advanced. Resetting mission...]
[Mission: Collect the main characters' heartbreak points (0/300)] (Go, darkened Zhou Zhou!)
Later.
F2, who had once personally given him the red card, stood among the crowd and confessed his love, offering him a ring he had made by hand and asking him to forgive him.
Classmates crowded around, whispering among themselves.
Bai Zhou took the ring, then threw it out of the fifth-floor window in front of everyone. In a quiet voice, he said, "Pick it up, and I'll forgive you."
Rain poured down outside. The ring thrown from the fifth floor had long since been swept away by the downpour, and F2 ran downstairs without saying a word.
Bai Zhou stood on the fifth floor, watching coldly as F2 searched in the storm. Then he revealed the ring in his palm, pushed through the crowd, tossed it into a trash can, and walked away without looking back once.
F1 followed behind Bai Zhou, wanting to hold an umbrella over him, but F3 knocked him aside with a punch. The once-inseparable brothers fought each other, while Bai Zhou watched with cold indifference.
(Warning: A bad dog appears in this little world. The main attraction is Zhou Zhou training dogs.)
*World: The Vicious Little Cannon Fodder in the Apocalypse (Completed)
His ability was copying. Every day, he coveted the protagonists' supernatural powers, ingratiating himself with everyone until his scheme was exposed and he died horribly in a horde of zombies.
Bai Zhou immediately got it. I'm going to be running between the protagonists again, right?
[System: No. You have only one mission in this world, and that is...]
[Become a Lord.]
Bai Zhou sat bolt upright on his deathbed. So I really am the leading man! From now on, the protagonists are just passerby characters.
Bai Zhou gave a wicked smile. My life as a protagonist starts now!
However, [Your skill is copying. You can only copy skills through intimate contact with your target.]
...In Bai Zhou's empty little hand, there was only one copy.
Bai Zhou put his little brain to work, discreetly asking around every day to find out what supernatural abilities people had.
The gongs: (in tears) Please stop holding other people's hands at random!
This novel is also known as The Promotion Chronicle of King Zhou Zhou and Lord Zhou and His Concubines.
One-on-one romance, with a split gong.
A fiery little dinosaur shou x a gong who adores all his split selves
[Seventy percent of the novel is behind a paywall. Thank you for supporting the official version! Love you all!]
Coming soon: The Wild Dog Is Hard to Tame
Everyone in the capital knew Song Zhuomian as spoiled, overbearing, and mercurial. He had a beautiful face, but was truly heartless and cruel, with a venomous nature.
His mother died when he was young, and he suffered from chronic illness, so the entire Marquis Wen'an household doted on him as if he were the apple of their eye.
Everyone in the capital knew what he was really like, yet countless people still flocked to him.
Gu Xianyue, on the other hand, was the orphaned son of the Worthy Prince, renowned for his virtue. Branded with a false accusation for thirteen years, he felt no resentment and instead guarded the border for those thirteen years.
Later, to clear his father's name, he endured humiliation and served Song Zhuomian as a slave for a whole year. Who could hear of the heir's loyalty and righteousness without wiping away a tear in admiration?
Rumor had it that throughout that year, Song Zhuomian beat and cursed the heir at every turn, humiliating him as much as possible, treating him like livestock to be summoned and dismissed at will.
He had no dignity, no respect.
That is, until Gu Xianyue avenged himself, marched into the capital, and revealed his wolfish ambitions.
Everyone worried for the frail young master. How could his weak body withstand the revenge of someone like Gu Xianyue?
Unexpectedly, not only did the young master survive, but the very next day Gu Xianyue supported him by the waist as he staggered out to ascend the throne.
The day Gu Xianyue's identity was exposed coincided with a princess's banquet. Yet in the quiet rear garden, the sharp sound of a slap rang out.
"Gu Xianyue, what do you think you are? You're not even fit to carry my shoes!"
The noble scions rushing to rescue the vicious young master froze in place when they heard the crisp slap from nearby.
Then they saw the rebel who commanded three hundred thousand troops kneeling on one knee, rubbing the young master's red, sprained ankle.
"Lift your foot."
"Why?"
"To put on your shoe, young master."
Sickly, vicious young master x outwardly aloof, mad-dog heir
The young master trains his dog.
How Did My Head Fall Off Again? A max-level fighter shou whose head can fall off x a top-tier, fatherly healer gong
The Greatest Philanthropist in the Cultivation World: A beloved, heaven-blessed shou x a gong whose icy heart melts. (The shou is doted on by everyone, with a slight everyone-loves-him vibe.)
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Theme: Cherish each moment as you go.
There seems to be no link between the beginning and the previous chapter. Is there a missing paragraph?
Oops, our king of Zhouzhou must make progress [laughing loudly][Caigou]
Boss, when can I see the new article? I've been waiting so hard. Does our king of Zhouzhou have any extras? [Crying] [Crying]
Baby, when are you going to publish other articles? [Crying]
Wow wow wow, I haven't seen enough [crying] [crying] [crying]
Ouch ouch. I haven't seen enough yet, why does it have to end so early? [Crack][crack][crack]
Wow, our king of Zhouzhou must be the most powerful hahaha [kiss]
Woohoo, I can't bear to leave, is this about to end?
Lord, I will always follow you [Star Eyes]
King Zhouzhou! Lord lord! Do I want to follow you forever? It's so hard to write so much.