Tang Shuangshuang’s boss was a truly difficult old geezer. As his miserable assistant, she packed for business trips like Doraemon’s pocket: there was nothing her boss could think of that she couldn’t produce.
One careless business trip later, she found herself in a bandit den.
Bandits: “Don’t kill this one yet! Black hair, purple silk dress! Are you a Roman noble?”
Tang Shuangshuang: “I can be!”
She bluffed the bandits with a children’s smartwatch, instantly taking on the secret identity of a divine favorite and saving her own skin. After spraying herself with a bottle of some famous brand’s floral water, she was also rumored to be the chosen one cherished by all six principal gods. Seeing how far she was speeding down the charlatan route, Tang Shuangshuang dropped the act. A charlatan was a charlatan; all that mattered was outworking everyone else!
She used Investiture of the Gods and heartwarming ghost stories to pretend she was a god. The locals were convinced: “Who else could she be but a divine favorite? She knows so much about ghosts and gods!”
She used a flashlight and luosifen to conjure ghosts. The locals were horrified: “That icy light and stench from the underworld! Gods, forgive us!”
She also reinvented village logistics and supply-and-demand matching with an ancient version of Meituan, quickly getting the operation off the ground and building up her initial capital.
She put the bandits’ idle heavy assets to work, creating the exclusive IP “Wild Rome: The Immersive Kidnapping Reality Show” and winning herself noble status.
She launched a lottery for sports fans, tapping the public’s spare cash to solve the Senate’s budget deficit in one go and paving her way from commoner to high priest of the empire…
Meanwhile, her new boss, who had face blindness, couldn’t remember anyone else but had a vivid impression of her. He was secretly thrilled by this unusually ambitious “promote me so I can stand by your side” behavior. He praised her career trajectory from illegal immigrant to imperial citizen, noble, and high priest, then insisted on promoting her to “Augusta.”
Tang Shuangshuang slowly typed out a question mark. “I didn’t study much Roman history, but wasn’t the emperor’s title ‘Augustus’? Are you sure ‘Augusta’ is a real position?”
“Please welcome the darling of the goddess of wisdom, high priest of Apollo, divine favorite of the god of the underworld, messenger of the god of commerce, representative of Juno, earthly incarnation of Vesta, protector of women and children, planner of Rome’s new city, the empire’s foremost woman…”
Tang Shuangshuang: “Why did you invite so many people? You’re saying those are all my titles? Well, in that case, never mind!”
A monogamous couple: a tea-spilling, lotus-flower, workaholic charlatan heroine × a wolfish, face-blind emperor who falls for her through his own delusions
Please add to your reading list: "After Marrying Up, the Devoted Lover Persona Crumbled". Once the heroine reveals her true colors as someone who just wants a dinner companion, the dignified, elegant hero crumbles too. In public, he’s solemn and imposing, always composed; in private, he undermines his rivals and schemes in the shadows, then goes home every night and insists on “discussing” things with his heartless wife. The textbook is naturally the kind with lots of pictures, few words, and two little figures from beginning to end~~
"The Peerless Beauty Only Loves Her Own Face". The heroine is devoted to her own stunning beauty. She builds a harem and competes ruthlessly for beauty supplies, eventually creating a golden age just so the history books, stingy with words, will leave her with the reputation of being beautiful.
Completed novel: "The Jade Gentleman Always Thinks I Have a Crush on Him". They’re mutually in love, but it’s all thanks to their imaginations. Come give it a try~~
Theme: Even the worst job can be made to shine. Work hard to create a better life
This is the job of the mistress () Thinking about it, it seems that Hadrian was the adopted son of Trajan in history, and Trajan seemed to have no sons. Trajan himself didn't like him very much, but Plotina persuaded him to appoint Hadrian. Will these two people have biological children?
Was Hadrian the one who succeeded Trajan? Roman history says that Queen Plotina recommended Hadrian to succeed Trajan after his death and succeeded 🐶 🐶 🐶
Being able to get an official seal and a corporate seal at the same time (actually it can also be used as a financial seal) makes me sound like a boss lady.
So many today! It doesn't matter, sister, don't worry, I think the Plotina family's figure is soft enough. In order to attract a young talent like Trajan who can be seen as having a bright future, a mere genealogy is such an inconvenience!
When will my sister realize that Trajan is proposing and the little boy she flirted with first...
So is this actually an informal proposal? Trajan?
I thought they were my peers, but I didn't expect them to be my uncles. The new generation of men is really not very good, they don't look smart.
Trajan rushed to get married, but my sister was completely wondering if this lord was worth it.
When can we meet the hero again? I personally feel that progress seems a bit slow? 😂 This chapter was reported to the official, but it didn't seem to get to the point until the end... Of course, I think other people's opinions on Shuang Shuang's identity are also necessary. Hey, I don't know, just some personal opinions [covering face, laughing and crying]
Trajan: If you are looking for your wife, please do not disturb her.