All My Ex-Girlfriends Want to Win Me Over

Song Yan had just settled onto the couch after killing her father and brother to claim the throne. Her bottom had barely warmed the seat when she transmigrated. Fine, she’d transmigrated, but what was with a woman stripping her the moment she arrived?

She discreetly reached for the short sword in her sleeve, about to draw it

The woman leaned closer, her breath brushing Song Yan’s ear. “Do you like toys? I’ve bought a lot recently. Come home with me and I’ll show you how to use them.”

Thump. Her heart missed a beat.

The next morning, Song Yan woke and sat up, her face cold. “You have to take responsibility.”

Lin Liqian casually tossed her a stack of bills. “I know how things work in your line of business. Take it.”

Lin Liqian, a real estate developer, had made the most unprofitable deal of her life when she slept with Song Yan.

Even worse, she kept her around because of Song Yan’s harmless expression and just-right acting skills.

At first, she really thought Song Yan was a clueless little fool.

But every night, Song Yan would sneak into her room, come right up to her, and ask with utmost seriousness:

“Lin Liqian, do you smell something?”

“Lin Liqian, do I smell good?”

She did. She smelled wonderful. Song Yan had a scent that only Lin Liqian could detect.

Lin Liqian grabbed her by the wrist. Song Yan cried, “Ow!” and clutched her fingers, frowning innocently. “Oh no, my finger’s bent. I can’t do anything for a while.” Then she scurried right back to her room.

The next day, Song Yan came by as usual. But this time, the lights suddenly went out.

In the darkness, Lin Liqian’s voice rang out, calm and unhurried. “Still trying to run? I had someone time the breaker for the whole room. You’re not going anywhere tonight.”

She knew. Song Yan was terrified of the dark.

But Song Yan had no intention of running tonight.

One thought she was the hunter, while the other was willing to be her prey.

A thousand-year-old, straightforward emperor top x a CEO bottom with eight hundred tricks up her sleeve | Sex first, love later | Destined to find each other

[Bonus Scene]

Exes line up at the door to pick a fight? The empress herself steps in and tears into them, every line a critical hit.

An old flame tries to play the romance card? Song Yan: “Hello, police? There’s a lunatic trying to steal my beloved consort. What? I’m the lunatic?”

A big shot shows off her sports car? Song Yan: “I have a pile of antiques. I’m the richest person in the country.”

One-on-one / Happy ending

“Friendly reminder: There are no periods anywhere in the entire book. Read with caution if that bothers you.”

“Because I don’t think their story should have a full stop. A full stop means the end.”

Coming soon: When the Bossy CEO Learns to Steal Someone’s Girlfriend

Childhood friend beats out the newcomer, happy ending

Lin Qian is the legendary rich beauty: wealthy, gorgeous, and owner of her own publicly listed company. She’s twenty-eight and has never dated anyone, leading her parents to think something’s wrong with her and that she’ll never want to date or get married. Her friends, meanwhile, think she’s arrogant and looks down on all the people who pursue her.

But only Lin Qian knows that there has always been someone in her heart, someone she’s been in love with for twenty years.

Then one day, encouraged by a friend, she finally decided to confess. But the other person thought she was joking. “Lin Qian, have you been drinking? Did you lose a game of truth or dare?”

“No! I’m serious.”

Bai Xiaxi fell silent on the other end of the phone. Then, faintly, Lin Qian heard someone say, “Baby, who’s calling you this late? Are we ever going to get any sleep?”

Lin Qian’s heart clenched when she heard that. “Who is she?”

“My girlfriend.”

From then on, Lin Qian seemed like a different person. Wherever the two of them went, she went too, and every so often she’d whisper in Bai Xiaxi’s ear.

“Break up with her. She’s not right for you!”

“Then who is?”

“Me!”

“Ha. That’s not funny at all!”

When whispering in her ear didn’t work, Lin Qian turned to her girlfriend and offered her a blank check. “Let’s be direct. Write down how much you want, then leave her.”

The girl was stunned, then filled the check with zeros. “There. When do I get the money? I’ll leave as soon as you pay me.”

Lin Qian looked at the nine-hundred-million check in her hand. It hurt a little, but she managed to raise the money within a month.

The girl kept her promise and left with the money.

After Lin Qian heard that the two had broken up, she fought down her excitement and joy and found Bai Xiaxi drunk at a bar.

“Why? What did I do wrong? Why did she break up with me?”

“She doesn’t deserve you!” Lin Qian held an umbrella over her as she drew closer, steadying her body in case she stumbled or bumped into something.

“You’re talking nonsense!”

“I’m not. She doesn’t deserve you.”

“Ha!” Bai Xiaxi laughed. “Really? Then tell me, who does deserve me? You? President Lin, stop joking around. What kind of person are you, and what kind am I? We’re worlds apart. We were just friends for a few days when we were kids, and desk mates for a few days, too. What, that was enough to make you fall for me? Your love is awfully casual.”

Lin Qian’s eyes were bloodshot. Her grip tightened around the umbrella. “Yes! I’ve never dated anyone, and I don’t know what love is. But seeing you with someone else hurts. I get jealous. I even go crazy. Bai Xiaxi, I’ve loved you for twenty years. It’s as if I was born into this world just to love you.”

“And what about her? What right does she have? I met you first. Is it only because I came back late from studying abroad? Is that why Heaven let her steal you from me? I’m telling you, Bai Xiaxi, that’s never going to happen.”

“Even if you date a thousand times, I’ll still take you back. I don’t care if you hate me or resent me.”

Theme: Find hope in adversity, grow through hardship, and keep moving forward on a winding road. With perseverance and hard work, eventually you’ll find the answer you’re looking for.