The Evil God's Former Wife

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Blurb: He was not a good wife.

They had been married for seven years, and he still hadn’t gotten pregnant.

Even though he received a huge monthly allowance from his husband, lived alone in a luxurious three-story villa in the city, and had more than a dozen servants looking after him, he still couldn’t get his busy, distant husband to cooperate. Getting pregnant wasn’t something one person could do alone.

When he once again heard that his husband couldn’t spend his birthday with him, he fished a crumpled ball of paper out of the trash.

It was his birthday present.

When he unfolded it, he found a pink airline envelope. The words “A Trip for Two” were framed by a heart, and a friend had mischievously added the word “sex” along the edge.

He glanced at his slender, pale reflection in the mirror, bit his lip until it took on a tempting flush, and felt his cheeks turn rosy. He was almost pretty.

Maybe, if he wanted to get pregnant before turning thirty, he should try someone other than his husband.

He occupied his lair in the city center, all five eyes fixed without blinking on his treasure: his petite, fair, beautiful little human wife.

When the other fell into confusion again, he reluctantly crossed the void and entered the clouds, letting out a deep sigh.

Human consciousness was still too fragile to withstand the closeness of an Old God. When his sanity reached zero, his wife would fall completely into madness.

How could he explain to his confused little wife that humans had not yet evolved the male body’s ability to carry a child?

And that unless one gave an Old God all of one’s love and faith, even the Old God’s favor would not be enough to bear a divine child?

This novel is also known as The Old God’s Married Life, Fifty First Loves with an Old God, and He Dares Not Cheat.

Reading guide: 1. The bottom has a mental illness. This is not an mpreg story, and there will be no pregnancy, not even at the end. The top’s many incarnations keep seducing him, but he never cheats of his own accord!

2. The top is Cthulhu, and his incarnations are physically separate.

3. Both leads are each other’s first and only.

4. The setting is similar to Inception, with dreams layered inside dreams.

Upcoming novel blurb: After seven years of marriage, he finally got divorced.

The reason was some bullshit about carrying on the family line and not giving birth to a son. But everyone knew his husband’s mistress had gotten pregnant and couldn’t wait to take her place.

This time, I swear I had nothing to do with it. I can absolutely guarantee I didn’t secretly sterilize that good-for-nothing husband of his, and I didn’t put a “plant-extract, all-natural, ultra-low-frequency ultrasonic infrared graphene-silk emitter” under their building to weaken his performance. That thing doesn’t do a thing.

I simply kept praying to eight hundred temples and gods, pleading 2,608 times, until I finally got to see him divorce!

Starting now, the countdown to his remarriage is thirty days. I will never let him leave my side again. Ever.

Lying makes me a puppy. I promise.

This was unquestionably his worst fall yet. Seven years ago, he entered marriage believing in love. Seven years later, he believed in himself and walked away with nothing.

Seriously, had someone put a curse on him? How could he have done something so stupid?

When they heard he’d fallen from a raised platform, the flies that had always buzzed around him swarmed the muddy pit, baring their teeth as they sneered, mocked, and laughed at him.

They were so noisy.

How could they know that he had simply gotten the sudden urge to keep a puppy?

A fantastic, free, long-form novel by a friend: 8907338. A flirtatious, love-struck rich second-generation top x a workaholic, elite engineer bottom.

The couple team up to build their business. At work, it’s “Boss”; after work, it’s “Honey”!

A thrilling secret-crush story: 9130059. A scheming, secretly passionate ghost top x a tsundere, looks-obsessed, silly bottom.

I thought we were just friends. I never expected you to have a secret crush on me!

Theme: In life, you can only heal yourself.