1.
Xie Mianxu transmigrates into a melodramatic, unorthodox cultivation novel and becomes the leader of the Sleeping Sect.
On his first day there, the righteous and demonic factions fight a battle for the ages, while Xie Mianxu lies in bed, fast asleep.
Day two: The righteous faction suffers a crushing defeat at the hands of the demons.
Day three: The righteous faction offers Xie Mianxu to the Demonic Cult Leader as compensation.
Xie Mianxu: "?"
2.
When the Sleeping Sect Leader is relaxed, he radiates an abundance of spiritual energy, making him an exceedingly rare partner for dual cultivation.
According to the novel's plot, the original host will first despise the hypocrisy of the righteous faction, then resist the demons' humiliation, and ultimately become the story's great villain.
But right now, Xie Mianxu is staring at the Demonic Cult Leader's massive pectorals...
Damn, it's anyone's guess who'll be taking advantage of whom!
3.
Lian Jiali, the Demonic Cult Leader and the original novel's male lead gong.
Xie Mianxu knows that one day, according to the established romance plot, the other man will fall for the novel's uke lead.
So Xie Mianxu makes a deal with Lian Jiali: I'll behave and help you master your cultivation. When you meet your destined one, pay me what I'm owed, strip me of my powers, and let me leave the demon realm.
But who could have guessed that the plot would go completely off the rails?
Lian Jiali insists, "If I let you go, and you have no powers to protect yourself, how will you live?"
Draped in a sheer robe, Xie Mianxu pauses halfway through making the bed and straightens up. "Are powers really that important? Plenty of ordinary people in this world don't cultivate. They get by just fine."
"Besides, you'll give me a big pile of money, right?" Just thinking about it makes Xie Mianxu happy. "Enough to keep two strong, handsome, fair-skinned pretty boys and enjoy a comfortable retirement."
Lian Jiali is so furious he nearly smashes the bed.
Theme: Join the Sleeping Sect and snooze away!