[Short story ends, sweet cookie, kill it hard! !
When you are under pressure/trying to drink Chinese medicine/trying to straighten your muscles, you are attacked by a giant cross-dressing man.
A short cookie story about a person who thought he had become straight, but ended up with tears in his eyes (bushi) as his anus was penetrated
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Wu Tianhao is a physical education teacher in the university.
After taking Chinese medicine for three months, he realized that he no longer had any desire for men, so his mother, Ms. Zhang, arranged a blind date for him.
The blind date is a famous painter, beautiful, elegant, with long flowing hair (emphasis added! Real hair!), A peerless beauty, but there is one thing -
Wu Tianhao: "You are so tall."
A full 185+! !
The blind date was unhappy: "What, do you dislike it?"
After the blind date ended, Wu Tianhao thought that he would never have anything to do with him again.
As a result, the other party added him on WeChat that day and even asked him for photos of his abs!
Wu Tianhao:?
Everyone around knew that Wu Tianhao had a cool and beautiful girl as his girlfriend.
Wu Tianhao thought so too, and he was happy that he was finally interested in girls.
The night the relationship was confirmed,
Wu Tianhao drank some wine and was pinned down by his girlfriend.
Wu Tianhao watched the other person take off his shirt, and narrowed his misty eyes slightly: Xiaoshu, you actually have vest lines!
The girlfriend smiled softly and leaned down to kiss and comfort her.
Then when Wu Tianhao was unprepared, he entered him at once!
Wu Tianhao:? !
Oh my God, those waistcoat lines are abdominal muscles!
Wu Tianhao turned out the traditional Chinese medicine diagnosis and treatment card that had been sealed away from dust.
I am immersed in drinking Chinese medicine and working every day and cannot extricate myself.
His friend couldn't stand it and introduced him to another blind date.
The blind date went smoothly, but as soon as he left the cafe, he was kidnapped into a corner by a tall and beautiful woman.
"Since you like women, I will see you dressed as a woman every day from now on."
"You are not allowed to have contact with other women before I agree to break up!"
Concept: Seeing is not necessarily believing
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