Happy New Year! This is the first time I have set up a lottery, with a little thought, I hope it will bring good luck to everyone in the new year!
Perspective copywriting
Ye Youyu never thought that he just took one more look at the old man making marshmallows on the street, and therefore lost track of the black and white impermanence who led him to the underworld. Without the black and white impermanence, he would have no idea how to get to the underworld!
Omg, he seems lost
Fortunately, he met a kind-hearted dessert shop owner. Not only could the owner see him and hear him speak, he was also willing to absorb his yang energy and turn it into a physical entity to eat delicious food!
Ye Youyu: "Boss, when I go to the underworld, I will definitely say good things to you in front of the Lord of Hell!
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When Jiang Jingyan went to his dessert shop, he saw a sneaky dog ghost. The ghost had no other purpose but simply coveted the delicacies in his shop!
Jiang Jingyan looked at Ye Youyu's unsatisfied look after eating the pudding, and felt a sense of accomplishment in his heart. Maybe in the future, he would not need to open a shop to prove himself, and could just raise a little glutton at home.
But the brat hasn't come to suck him up recently. Jiang Jingyan cooked delicious food in various ways, only to get a few lingering looks from the brat, and then walked away without looking back.
Jiang Jingyan: "? ? ? Did the kid suddenly stop eating? "
Little did he know that the kid in his mouth was exploring the case here and there in order to get something to eat as soon as possible.
What about the case of the factory director falling from the building, the case of the corpse on the wall...
Ye Youyu works hard just to accumulate merit in exchange for the time to become a physical entity.
Ye Youyu: Jiang Jingyan has been so tired recently. He must have sucked in too much yang energy from me. I can't suck it in anymore!
Later, the kid accidentally learned about the route to the underworld. He excitedly shared the news with Jiang Jingyan and told him that he could finally be reincarnated!
Unexpectedly, Jiang Jingyan was not happy for him at all, and even hired some Taoist priest to lock him up at home.
Ye Youyu: "What are you doing? ! "
Jiang Jingxing: "I am willing to keep sucking you Yang Qi, as long as you can... Stay. "
What should a glutton do if he gets lost and encounters a big bad wolf?
Ways to inhale yang energy≈kissing
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Next door's serial "When 3/4 straight men meet a giant cross-dressing man on a blind date"
Wu Tianhao is a physical education teacher in the university.
After taking Chinese medicine for three months, he realized that he no longer had any desire for men, so his mother, Ms. Zhang, arranged a blind date for him.
The blind date is a famous painter, beautiful, elegant, with long flowing hair (emphasis added! Real hair!), A peerless beauty, but there is one thing -
Wu Tianhao: "You are so tall. "
A full 185+! !
The blind date was unhappy: "What, you dislike me? "
After the blind date ended, Wu Tianhao thought that he would never have anything to do with him again.
As a result, the other party added him on WeChat that day and even asked him for photos of his abs!
Wu Tianhao:?
Everyone around knew that Wu Tianhao had a cool and beautiful girl as his girlfriend.
Wu Tianhao thought so too, and he was happy that he was finally interested in girls.
The night the relationship was confirmed,
Wu Tianhao drank some wine and was pinned down by his girlfriend.
Wu Tianhao watched the other person take off his shirt, and narrowed his misty eyes slightly: Xiaoshu, you actually have vest lines!
The girlfriend smiled softly and leaned down to kiss and comfort her.
Then when Wu Tianhao was unprepared, he entered him at once!
Wu Tianhao:? !
Oh my God, those waistcoat lines are abdominal muscles!
Wu Tianhao became autistic after waking up.
He blocked his girlfriend, oh no, everything about a male liar. He was immersed in work and drinking Chinese medicine every day and couldn't extricate himself.
Colleagues and students asked him: "Where is your girlfriend? "
Wu Tianhao touched his butt expressionlessly: "I turned into an ugly bald bird and flew away. "
After he thought that the liar had succeeded, he felt guilty and would not take the initiative to provoke him again.
Until he met each other by chance in the college where he taught.
The "ex-girlfriend" of men's clothing, cool and dignified, handsome and flamboyant;
At the same time, a circle of students surrounded the male liar, and the students kept calling the male liar Teacher Luo.
Oh, it turns out the liar's surname is Luo
Wait, this is a medical school, the male liar is not a painter? Why are you here? !
The male liar caught sight of Wu Tianhao in the wall of people. He pushed aside the crowd and walked over.
"Baby, I miss you so much. "
"... Think nonsense! "
The liar is actually an expert doctor at the hospital affiliated to this school!
Later, whenever Wu Tianhao saw Luo Zijun wearing a neatly ironed white coat, with a noble, sacred and inviolable look, he couldn't help but mutter:
Others don't know how much of a beast this man is at night!
Concept: Seeing is not necessarily believing
