
Listen to Me, I'm a Beast Charmer
听我的,我是万兽迷
by Impossibly Carp (不可鲤鱼)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 363k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 2mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
My other ongoing series, Touched Him and Only Then Did He Say He Was the Demon Lord?, is also worth checking out if you're interested! (⑉°з°)-♡
[An occasionally normal, sometimes eccentric fluff enthusiast as the bottom VS a calm, powerful, cool white wolf as the top]
1
Handicraft blogger Lizi transmigrated. The moment he opened his eyes, he found himself on an endless grassland.
Lizi, covering his private parts, was furious. "If you're going to transmigrate me, couldn't you at least give me some clothes?!"
Just as Lizi was despairing, he got a useless golden finger: a scanning System. As the name suggested, it could scan things, but what kind of System could only scan three times a day?!
Lizi couldn't believe it. He slammed his head against the ground. Who did they think they were fooling with this piece of junk?!
Since transmigrating was a done deal, Lizi could only cover his private parts and struggle to survive.
After several days of barely scraping by, Lizi was on the verge of becoming a wild man. Then one morning, he opened his eyes and saw a few enormous beasts at the entrance, each baring its teeth and drooling.
Lizi hurriedly shut his eyes. I don't dare open them. I hope this is just a hallucination~.
2
Everyone knew the White Wolf Tribe was the poorest on the grassland. It had nothing at all, and its people were mostly the old, the weak, women, and children. Poor didn't even begin to describe it. They were beyond broke!
Just as the beastfolk thought the White Wolf Tribe wouldn't survive the coming cold season...
After one winter, the grassland was transformed...
This grass can cure illness?! Those dirt clods are edible too?!
What! You have an emissary of the Beast God?!
When the White Wolf Tribe even brought out exquisite pottery, the other tribes lost their composure.
An emissary of the Beast God, huh? We're all beastfolk. Stealing one can't be that bad, right?!
Just as the other tribes were starting to get ideas, Lizi, a fake cub but a real man, brought out the tribe's strongest fighter.
"Come on, good dog, sic him!"
Bai Ming, standing nearby with a heroic air as he tried to look cool: "..."
3
Bai Ming, the last white wolf on the grassland, came across a cub while out hunting.
Guided by the principles of beastly kindness, Bai Ming brought the cub back to the tribe.
But he never expected this cub to be anything special. Lizi brought medicinal herbs as soon as he arrived, giving the White Wolf Tribe hope.
Bai Ming was impressed, yet a chill ran down his spine. Lizi was clever, but why was he always fixated on Bai Ming's beast-form butt?
Until one day, Lizi got drunk and clung to him, wailing, "Bai Ming, do you know that when you're digging a hole with your butt sticking up in your beast form, you look just like my dog? I miss it, sob..."
Bai Ming, digging a hole to help Lizi make a trap: "Heh..."
In the end, it was because he hadn't tried hard enough. Lizi could still think about someone else's dog.
-- Ongoing series: Touched Him and Only Then Did He Say He Was the Demon Lord? --
A seemingly serious, actually resilient but deathly afraid of dying bottom
A fierce, ruthless demon king in public, but actually an arrogant, scheming, extremely possessive top
1
Modern doctor Lu Nian transmigrated into a low-ranking demon. He planned to rely on his medical skills to live quietly in a corner, but one day someone raided his hideout.
A mysterious big shot not only poisoned him but also sent him undercover to the Demon Palace.
Damn it, the new Demon Lord was famously volatile and had slaughtered demons by the thousands!
Lu Nian tearfully accepted the post.
The Demon Lord Ye Wulan's reputation for slaughtering demons turned out to be entirely deserved. A single encounter nearly scared Lu Nian half to death.
Even worse, the famously vicious and ruthless ruler of the demon realm seemed to favor him. Not only did he let Lu Nian stay, he even promoted him?!
Lu Nian was terrified. Fortunately, his actual job was to care for the demon dragon. Though it looked fierce and ill-tempered, the dragon was actually arrogant, greedy, and loved to eat. Lu Nian had the time of his life petting and grooming it.
Until the immortal sects launched a major attack. His superior threatened his life and shoved a packet of poison into his hands. True to the principle of "better the other guy than me," Lu Nian slipped the poison to the Demon Lord that very night, then stole the dragon and fled.
2
Lu Nian fled as fast as he could, but the little dragon in his arms grew hotter and hotter. Just as the immortal sects captured him and a blade was pressed to his throat, a dark shadow tore across the sky!
He watched helplessly as his carefully tended "pet" crushed the enemies, then transformed into Ye Wulan, the famously vicious and ruthless ruler of the demon realm.
Lu Nian stared in shock. Oh no, I'm done for.
After breaking through the encirclement, the demon dragon immediately pinned Lu Nian to the ground. Its rough tongue licked the back of his neck, its scorching breath searing his back.
Lu Nian was horrified. "D-don't eat me..."
The next second, a tall man pressed against his back. His hoarse, sexy voice rang in Lu Nian's ear. "Too late."
After a whole night of being ravished, Lu Nian bit a handkerchief and nearly cried. What kind of trash poison was this? It was obviously an aphrodisiac! Afraid the Demon Lord would wake up and make him pay, Lu Nian fled without even putting on his pants.
3
When Ye Wulan woke up, the room was empty, with only a pair of pants left behind. He was so angry he laughed.
He searched the entire demon realm, turning it upside down. All the demons were scared out of their wits, trying to guess what brave soul had managed to anger the Demon Lord this much.
Until Ye Wulan was injured and fled to the upper realm, where he happened to lock eyes with Lu Nian, who was hiding behind a group of immortals bent on exorcising demons. Ye Wulan's gaze turned fathomless, and he abducted Lu Nian on the spot.
Then he gripped the back of Lu Nian's neck and said dangerously, "Poisoning me, stealing my dragon... and now abandoning me after having your way with me."
Ye Wulan said one thing, and Lu Nian's heart jumped. His survival instinct in full force, he lowered his head and begged, "D-Demon Lord, what do I have to do for you to let me go?"
Ye Wulan's slender fingers traced Lu Nian's neck, sending shivers through him, then gripped his chin. "Become... my servant."
Reading Guide:
1. Firmly one-on-one, happy ending.
2. The story mainly focuses on community-building and farming, with a slow burn.
3. There are lots of worldbuilding details, all products of the author's imagination, so don't overthink them.
P.S. There is no pregnancy in this story.
June 29, 2025
Theme: Live positively, no matter what.
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I love you, my dear, thank you for your hard work [comparison]
Pretend to be a reader: You've written really well. Please finish it quickly 😚😚
The system is unreliable. Come back quickly. Don't impose any restrictions. If you don't understand clearly, figure it all out. Power and other things. Use big hooks and the halo of the protagonist.
The pups are so cute!
Every time I see Gong, I am either distracted or amazed. Is this a straight man? [][][]
So it turns out that, without preparing gunpowder in advance, forcibly ignoring the strange behavior of Lang Feng and his younger brother, and sending out all the combat forces within the tribe, all these strange operations are just to lead to the classic operation of the female channel: "The female protagonist is in trouble and the male protagonist saves her." Now the author who wrote the romance novel for the sinking market has started to write two male protagonists?
My mind is buzzing, haha~ Chestnuts are so cute!
""The weak water tribe will be in the future. "Bai Ming's eyes were filled with light. "Catch a big bug for the author~
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
What a coincidence. My son, also named Li Zi, is a pear cat who gets nervous every day and wants to bite when touched. Why is he called an example? Because the homophone is "treason", this unruly man always wants to bite me.