[The cactus is happily attacked by psychopath x, and the little fox is prude]
I want to die but I can't. I'm a bit depressed and mentally ill. I can live anywhere and have eight hundred eyes. I'll be happy.
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Wu Yuan had a bad fate. He was tortured by illness for several years before time traveling. After time traveling, he was forced to become a homeless orphan - the kind that has reached adulthood.
Carrying an old baggage, he stood at the door of the dilapidated hut in Eryangpo, thinking: As long as you are in good health, you can live anywhere.
The old tea shop in Eryangpo that had been in disrepair for a long time had been given a new look. There was a sign at the door saying "Stay one night". The owner of the store was a young man who loved to smile. He stood at the door and smiled: "Please come inside. Should I stay in the hotel?"
One day, a strange customer came to the shop.
The guest looked gloomy, said nothing, and did not give any money after the meal.
Wu Yuan: ... Have you eaten the King's meal on me?
Guest: Stay overnight, work, and pay off debts.
Wu Yuan: Huh? Hmm!
Wu Yuan looked at the newly opened wasteland, the piles of firewood in the backyard, and the wild animals hanging under the eaves, and felt that this overlord meal was really a good deal.
Although the other party eats a lot, he loves to work and doesn't pick up the leftovers. Although he has a shameful face, he is not obedient. Although he always wants to die, he is lucky enough to never die... Cough.
People are a little nervous, but the advantage is that they are good-looking and a little bit European!
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Lin Youqian left that place of right and wrong filled with disappointment. He wanted to have a good meal, then dig a hole and bury himself.
He wanted to die, but Wu Yuan's meal saved him.
The young man always had a cheerful face with eight hundred thoughts hidden, but he treated him with sincerity: he was afraid that he would seek death if he had nothing to do, so he would not have time to open up wasteland to chop wood and hunt, worried that he would not have enough to eat, so he would share half of the rice in his bowl with him, but he would not dislike her and let him stand at the door to greet guests.
Such a good young man, Lin Youqian suddenly didn't want to die. He wanted to stay to pay off his debts for the rest of his life.
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The number of "overnight stay" guests is increasing: traders and footmen carry burdens to beg for tea, escort caravans tell anecdotes, second-generation ancestors who fight chickens and dogs in Fucheng tell how difficult life is, and squire and landowners from the county come to "stay"...
The guests having tea in the small shop changed from table to table.
In the rocking chair under the persimmon tree beside the courtyard wall, Lin Youqian held a cattail leaf fan and shook it gently, while Wu Yuan fell into a deep sleep in the breeze.
The orange-yellow rocking chair on the half-tree is light, and the afternoon breeze is clear at the lower part of the cattail leaf fan.
During the chat over tea and dinner, Lin Youqian stayed with Wu Yuan one night after another.
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1#
Lin Youqian said to Wu Yuan for the first time: I want to kiss you.
Wu Yuan greeted him with a slap: Crazy!
The second time he said: I want to kiss you.
Wu Yuan: Give it a try.
The third time... Before he could say anything, Wu Yuan kissed her.
2#
After a certain exercise--
Wu Yuan gasped for air: I feel like I lost money.
Lin Youqian: What?
Wu Yuan: Didn't you say that you would work to pay off the debt?
Lin You subtly said with satisfaction: Done.
Wu Yuan supported his sore waist: ... You have done more than just work!
2025.1.4 Record
Reading Guide
1-Ancient fantasy, with many private facilities, don't worry about it; farming + management + food; daily life, slow pace, running accounts.
2- Same-sex marriage is not allowed, and there is no element of male childbearing;
Intention: The most important thing in life is eating and drinking.