The Swordsman Wears Modern Clothes [Entertainment Circle]

New article has been opened: "You'd better break off the engagement quickly" Welcome to watch ~ Pre-collection: "Brother, is this right?" ! The copy is at the bottom, please collect it~ [The crazy CEO who stares at his wife vs. The cool swordsman celebrity] [The ancient swordsman wears a modern adventure and bravely enters the entertainment industry to cause trouble] —— Copywriting of this article: Copywriting 1: What would an ancient swordsman look like wearing modern clothes? He will be bushied, and he will be targeted by wife-watchers! Jiang Lin, the seventh-generation disciple of the Sword Sect, entered the modern society and ventured into the entertainment industry to make a living, and then... The tough-guy movie star secretly asked him to sleep with him, the naive rich second-generation wolfdog boldly begged to sleep with him, and the handsome and rich investor spent money to sleep with him! Jiang Lin: Wait, there seems to be something wrong... Why is there such a thing as gay in this world? ! The first time Ji Xiangming met Jiang Lin, he was dancing with a sword: his figure was sharp, his expression was cold, and he was ascetic and distant. Ji Xiangming saw the desire to shout from the other person's aura of keeping strangers away. He said, come on, fuck me. * Copywriting 2: Jiang Lin in front of the screen: a moral pacesetter, a model of male virtue, an ascetic male god, full of aggression, and a living memorial. Jiang Lin in real life: All his knowledge depends on online searches, a lover of time-travel themes, and the king of bad jokes (I don't agree) Just came in for an interview with a part-time martial arts teacher- The interviewer gently reminded you: You are different from the photo on your resume. Jiang Lin deliberately eased the atmosphere (seriously): It might be a lie. Interviewers:... The first time I started a live broadcast- The host asked him to say hello to the audience Jiang Lin (holding fists in salute): Hello everyone, I am Jiang Lin, whose courtesy name is Chengying, whose name is Zhulin Jushi, and he is known as Qianli Liuyun in the world. Netizens: I'm afraid this person is not here to be funny. Where did he find such a funny person? After becoming popular, I once gave a public interview - The reporter asked: What would you like to say to your original self? Jiang Lin (serious expression): The person involved regrets it, very much. Fans: There's no need to tell such a cold joke. How old is this joke? ! This is the story of an ancient swordsman dressed in modern times, who relies heavily on the Internet due to lack of common sense, and never returns to the road of dry humor, and bravely enters the entertainment industry. * Drama within a drama: Ancient Machiavellian drama "Changning", others to be determined Tips: 1-I am not really addicted to the Internet, I like to search for things on the Internet 2-1v1, double cleansing, double first love; micro heartthrob, attacking and receiving the only double arrow 3- The background is fictitious, same-sex marriage is possible, and there is no element of male childbearing. 4-The author does not chase stars or join the entertainment industry. The content in the entertainment industry is nonsense, so do not be particular about it; he has no prototype and refuses to change his head. Pre-collection of "Brother, Is This Right?" ! Sultry and scheming x fucked straight man Xu Zhiren, as his name suggests, has a straight pen. His mother has been single for 20 years, and seeing her roommates getting single one after another, she started to want to fall in love. It's just that he is fine everywhere, but he can't be alone with girls. When you speak, you become nervous, and when you are nervous, you become calm. How many girls came because of his looks, but left because of his mouth. Xu Zhi was very distressed. Finally, the goddess in the class was not afraid of "people's advice" and asked him to have dinner, but Xu Zhi didn't want the goddess to leave the dinner angrily. So he posted late at night: [I am a man and I like women. The advantage is that he is a bit handsome, but the disadvantage is that he has a bad mouth. How can I appear to be able to talk when I want to have a meal alone with a goddess? Waiting online, quite urgent. Someone soon replied: Find someone who is even less talkative than you to set you off. Xu Zhi took a look and thought it would work. Sure enough, we still have to rely on netizens! * There is a cold-faced top student in my friend's dormitory. He is very handsome and has a weird temper. It is common not to speak, but it is unusual to speak. Xu Zhi felt that there was no one more suitable than him. What's wrong with being handsome? It's like someone is ugly! Besides, it's okay to act ugly and wear a hat, right? As long as you don't speak harshly or say harsh words, you can be sure to be a good foil. Xu Zhi spent a lot of money to hire a top student to serve as his foil. It's just that on the day of the meal, something seemed a little wrong... When ordering, the top student asked the goddess: "Are there any taboos?" When eating, the top student asked for an apron: "Be careful of getting your clothes dirty." During the walk, the top student protected the goddess: "You go inside, it's safe." Xu Zhi looked at the top student in the middle who separated him from the goddess with questions on his face: Brother, is this right? ! You promised not to speak? A few days later, the top student who added Goddess WeChat sent a message to Xu Zhi: [I had a lot of fun eating with you last time. Let's meet tomorrow night? Xu Zhi: [Are you addicted to picking up girls? ! Xueba: [Sorry, I don't mean to pick up girls. Xu Zhi: [? Xueba: [If I insist on saying it, it's you. Xu Zhi: [Get out! ! ! * # Yu Sinian pushed Xu Zhi into the corner, and the two were close to each other. Xu Zhi was dissatisfied with this gesture: "Brother, is this right?" "Brother?" Yu Sinian looked down at Xu Zhishi's new brother and asked with a smile, "Is this right?" For other pre-received articles, you can click on the author's column and collect them if you like them, okay? Intention: Wherever sincerity comes, gold and stone will open up