[Update paused, I'm looking for a feel QAQ]
[It may be overturned and rewritten in the future]
Ji Qing was suffering from broken bones and was extremely weak. A strong wind could cause him to stagger, and he had a great reputation in the Jiang City branch.
But fortunately, I am quite self-aware and have always been clear about my position.
As a waste that cannot be carried on the shoulders or lifted by the hands, he has to live peacefully as a bug in the unit. It just so happens that the employees assigned to him by the boss are also useless connections.
From the underage white tiger, to the lame Golden Crow, the Pixiu that can only go out and not come in, and the depression-causing Xiaoxiao, all of them are of no use.
He is a big loser, and the Zaizai are little losers.
--Grass! Perfect match!
*
It was a great time to work around the house, go to work, play with the cat and play with the dog, but the team leader of the combat department next door didn't seem to like him and insisted that he make progress.
But as the saying goes, put it aside and enjoy the moment, and make progress throughout your life.
Ji Qing: Retreat, retreat, retreat!
... Failed to retreat successfully, Qin group said the same thing and acted forcefully and domineeringly.
Team Qin: Add WeChat for easy contact.
Ji Qing: I have WeChat notification sound stress syndrome.
Team Qin: I'll take you home. Where will you live?
Ji Qing: Where is the peace of mind but home?
Team Qin's face was expressionless: Am I prepared to take responsibility for sleeping last night?
Ji Qing's eyes wandered and he told the truth: He didn't really want to.
Because the technology is really bad!
*
Ji Qing always has countless reasons to show off until that day.
The underage white tiger suddenly learned to transform and bit off the head of the evil demon, saving thousands of people.
The lame Golden Crow drove away the terrible eternal night.
Pixiu, who could only get out, donated all the gold and silver he had saved up with great difficulty to the people in the disaster area.
The depressed Feifei hummed a song to solve problems.
Ji Qing stepped on the big demon's head and crushed it into pieces on the cement floor. He sighed heavily: Well, in order not to hold back the Zaizai, we have to give up the title of Waste King o(╥╥)o
#Reading Guide#
1. Micro group portrait
2. In a fictional world, the daily routine is about solving crimes, killing monsters and raising children. The copywriting only focuses on the logistics team 2, and the operations team 1 also has a lot of scenes.
3. The villains are male, female, human and monster.
4. The settings of various monsters are weird and weird, and they have everything (
5. Rehabilitation failed, updates are irregular~
-Pre-receipt of "Self-help Guide to Cyber Workplace"-
Si Bai encountered three problems in life.
1. An accident during the mission turned him from an ordinary person to a genetic evolution. Although he survived by chance, the physical damage caused by the genetic mutation could not be completely repaired. He needed to inject a genetic palliative every seven days, and the price of the medicine was much higher than his savings.
2. The leader of his mercenary organization was dissatisfied with his work ability and tried to fire him, without N+1.
3. He didn't remember joining this Laoshizi mercenary organization at all.
—
Knowing that Si Bai was suspected of having lost most of his memory due to serious injuries, his friend felt the need to save Si Bai who could not remember anything.
First of all, you must not lose your job.
Although Si Bai's job is always on the line of life and death, it includes food and accommodation, as well as high bonuses.
So the rescue plan was divided into four steps.
1. Go to the organization's Human Resources Department.
2. Showing off in front of the person in charge of the human resources department:
"My parents died early, my grandfather was paralyzed, my grandmother had dementia, my brother was missing, and my sister was crazy. The whole family relied on me to make a living by working as a cow and a horse."
3. Make excuses in front of the person in charge of the human resources department:
"I am loyal to the organization and have worked hard for the organization. As long as the organization does not fire me, I am willing to live in a villa and pick up men."
4. It's useless, just creeping in the dark in front of the person in charge of the human resources department.
——Si Bai took out the gun under his pillow, retrieved the information of the person in charge, and said calmly: "I think there is a better way."
-Advance receipt ② "Who then, come over and practice dual cultivation!" -
Yu Ai had just taken advantage of her master's seclusion to barren the mountain, preparing to sow the soul-inducing seeds, when she was struck by lightning and transported to the interstellar world, becoming a dark Beta.
How to survive is a big question.
Yu Ai took out the Sumeru Ring and poured out two Jingxin Pills.
——"Alpha, are you still worried about the susceptibility period? Omega, are you still worried that your Alpha is too brave and unable to withstand it? One Jingxin Pill is equivalent to 999 inhibitors without side effects. Buy it and say goodbye to mental riots forever from today on, and realize an ascetic life with hardware dormancy and weapon failure!"
Late that night when Yu Ai's Jingxin Pill exploded into the garbage star, the cold muzzle of the gun pressed against the back of his head. The man's voice was cold but weak: "I heard that you can make an enhanced version of the inhibitor?"
Yu Ai trembled: "Yes, yes, yes."
As a result, when I took out the Sumeru Ring, it was sold out.
In order to survive, Yu Ai acted as fiercely as a tiger and made a Jingxin Pill on the spot and handed it to the man.
Tens of seconds later, Alpha pheromones burst out all over the sky.
Yu Ai's face froze: It's over, Jingxin Pills have been refined into Shiquan Dabu Pills.
But that's not the key. The key is that Alpha's pheromone riot caused his secondary differentiation, and he changed from a dark Beta into a dark Omega.
And——
Alpha and Omega live in the same space.
Who knows what will happen next!
Yu Ai ran away, but still couldn't get out of Alpha's hand.
*
After experiencing the terrifying scene of Alpha's explosion during the susceptible period, and being held down and crying for seven days, Yu Ai was indifferent to the dual cultivation technique that was regarded as a treasure by the disciples of the Hehuan Sect.
Until he ran out of spiritual energy trying to grow medicinal materials.
... Forget it, it's not impossible to practice dual cultivation.
Yu Ai, who told herself that she was only aggrieved this time, had an in-depth physical and mental communication with a certain Alpha, and was surprised to find that her tattered soul had been repaired, and her depleted spiritual power was gradually restored. Not to mention growing medicinal materials, she could even punch a three hundred kilogram strong man and kick a six hundred kilogram boulder.
Yu Ai: "Who, come over and sleep again."
Intention: Believe in yourself and achieve yourself.
Xiaobai: I can talk but I don't meow [dog head]