[Sweet fairy tale style article! (I will fix the details when I have time after the completion~]
[Thank you for supporting the genuine version. The full text is for the price of a cup of soda (bushi, please treat my little couple to a drink =///=]
Shimei is an individual, and his job is a horror game anchor, live broadcasting live broadcasts of various horror games.
——Everyone who often hosts horror games knows that in order to alleviate the horror atmosphere, a little sense of humor is needed.
So with that unique sense of variety show, I listened to the pregnant voice and interacted with friends in the live broadcast room.
Shi met a little angry.
One day, when he was trying out a new game sample, he said in an extremely annoyed tone under the exclamation marks that filled the screen: "I won't play anymore, my cabinet has moved."
No ah ah ah! Anchor, your cabinet seems to have really moved!
Shi Mei turned around with disdain and met the dark eyes of the fair-haired young man on the cabinet.
The key is... He is floating.
Shi met: "..."
I didn't win.
——
It is said that raising a ghost and raising one's own person can greatly improve one's happiness index as a ghost.
But Wu Ji is an autistic ghost. For him, a ghost would be happy if he stayed alone.
He lived back in the house he bought during his lifetime and became a solitary ghost.
I just don't know why, but his house was rented out.
Wu Jiu was forced to have a very noisy person as his roommate.
——
People will yell and scream while playing games to shape the live broadcast effect.
Then, without knowing it, he startled the wizard who was passing by him.
Over time, when the computer screen flickered and the keyboard clicked, Wu Zhu would consciously sit on the cabinet behind him and observe people silently.
It's like a breeder watching a cat, but the breeder is visible and invisible.
People sometimes feel complacent: "Extreme operation, the black man speaks!"
Sometimes, after being pressed by a monster to hit the red temperature, he would cut the screen and pretend that nothing happened and say: "The broadcast has just started."
——
The ghost has been observing people for a long time.
This person will go home by himself when it rains, and cook by himself when he is hungry. In addition to being noisy and having an unhealthy schedule, to a ghost, he is simply...
After sitting on my favorite cabinet and thinking for a long time, Gui finally came up with something.
——Dream lover.
Easy to maintain and not nerve-wracking.
Can be raised.
——
On the first day of official raising, he was going to adjust his daily routine.
He sat on the cabinet and stared at the person's back, not yet coming up with a plan.
But the man's eyes followed the clattering screen and moved to him.
In an instant, the person's eyes widened and became dull, as if a cat was shocked when it heard the breeder speaking cat language.
Wu Jiu thought for a while and decided to leave the corner where he was isolated and speak his first words to his adopted person.
Being as humorous as he is... Leaving a good impression...
"Shared rent, 30 to 7 points for you and 7 for me... Do you win?"
"..."
"Medium..."
——
[The evil bking game anchor attacks x the gentle and double-standard autistic ghost]
[A cute post, a sweet couple——]
[cp: 1559, so you can leave the mysterious number - 155999 (applause!)]
Food guide:
1.15 (Attack) is a game anchor, with a small amount of game parts in the early stage
2.15 Is the kind of person who, despite being 20+, has never experienced the beatings of life. Usually he acts like a fool and is 59. Most of the time, he prefers the young and astringent kind of boy, but occasionally he is obviously flirtatious.
(A very healthy attack)
3.59 (Shou) is not cute, but more shy when talking to strangers. Later, when he gets to know 15, he will become more courageous and is a growth-oriented ghost.
(An evolvable item)
4. The young couple is unique to each other, dotes on each other, and neither breaks up nor rebels against each other. Both of them are good babies (poke hand)
So they are all cute children, all cute qaq
5. That sentence is a joke! The text doesn't speak Henan dialect! (Crying cat head)
6. The couple likes each other very much. When the relationship is not really confirmed, they get along like an ordinary couple. It is a sweet daily life and they love each other! ! !
(Extremists should be careful before entering, and don't scold me.
I'm so confused, why should I write about some soft little lovers suitable for old people like me?
But it doesn't matter if you have to scold me, I'm very mature and I will delete the comments myself/orz)
7.59 Is a way of paralyzing oneself. He obviously likes 15, but he is so stubborn that 15 is just a person he raised (he really loves qaq a lot)
8. If there is no problem, should the main text be serialized for free?
(This is my first time trying this type. I hope the viewers are happy, spread the flowers~)
9. The author of the cover made this, please praise me
(Hello, 99%, hahahaha)
Received in advance
"The villain ruined the plot again today"
Jiang Zhou accidentally learned that he was a character in a book.
Jiang Zhou: "Am I the male protagonist?"
The male protagonist is Lu Yu, a new actor. He is a villain, and because he hates the male protagonist, he will confront his opponent in the drama, and finally become black on the Internet.
Jiangzhou: "..."
Neuropathy.
-
Lu Yu, the new movie king, participated in a romance variety show as a trainee love observer.
The day before meeting his partners, he heard a clear, loud, and teasing sigh at the airport: [Yoha]
There was only Jiang Zhou around him who looked like he was watching a play. Everything had nothing to do with him and he had no polite words.
Jiang Zhou walked past him with an indifferent expression.
Lu Yu heard another Jiangzhou's voice again: [It's quite handsome, smells, and has a bit of fragrance]
Lu Yu: "?"
Fu Ling's heart came to him, and Lu Yu suddenly understood that what he heard was Jiang Zhou's heartfelt voice.
——
The full lineup of love variety shows is a highlight in Jiangzhou's black resume.
In order to escape the ending.
On the road to breaking up the plot, Jiang Zhou added fuel to the flames and went further and further.
Then the audience saw——
*
The boss who claims to have fallen in love with his girlfriend at first sight actually has Bai Yueguang. In addition to his current real girlfriend, he has also found seven or eight substitutes.
He publicly reprimanded Jiang Zhou for seducing Bai Yueguang.
Lu Yu said coldly: "If you say one more thing, you can go away."
Jiang Zhou looked serious on the surface: "Miss Qin just wants to ask for something from me."
But in my heart, I have a different style of painting: [One cooperation can make you angry to death, and you don't seem to be very patient. Thanks to Lu Yu for sending me the cold face emoticon. Hey, Lu Yu still looks good when he smiles.
Barrage:
Ah ah ah, protecting your wife is protecting your wife, no, Lu Yu, why are you laughing secretly?
*
In an Internet celebrity couple whose selling point is that their relationship is completely transparent, the man has actually been secretly dating a schoolgirl from the same school for a year and a half.
After being exposed, he was furious and attacked Jiang Zhou.
Lu Yu grabbed the opponent the moment he made his move, with a stern look in his eyes: "What do you want to do?"
Jiang Zhou came to his senses, leaned against Lu Yu, and said pitifully, "I just accidentally told the truth, why are you so impatient."
But in my heart, I said: [I'll go, Lu Yu has good body skills and is so cool. The more he looks at him, the more handsome he becomes. I like him.
Barrage:
[Lu Yu's ears are red again, it must be because his wife is too close (dog head)]
*
A second-tier singer with a new personality named Prodigal Son, discovered during a physical examination that she was related by blood to the "girlfriend" on the show.
When his reputation was ruined, he revealed that Lu Yu was being taken care of and had a financial backer.
Lu Yu didn't say anything, but Jiang Zhou grabbed his chin and kissed him. He was instantly at a loss.
Jiang Zhou slowly said: "A normal love relationship, no support."
Lu Yu was stunned and then laughed for a moment.
The voice in her heart turned from embarrassment to anger: [Lu Yu, what are you laughing at? Speak! You're so stupid, why don't you talk about it? !
Barrage:
? No, is the cp I knocked about real? ?
——
[Self-made floating entertainment circle, non-traditional love variety]
Cat attacked by dog
[Hot on the outside and cold on the inside, fishing style beauty shou & cold on the outside and hot on the inside, innocent puppy attack]
Small theater:
Bass: I like you.
(Afraid of plot punishment, silent version) Jiang Porridge:...
Bass: You like me too.
(Very satisfied with the male protagonist's understanding of the version) Jiang Porridge:…
Bass: Let's be together.
Ginger Porridge: Good!
Regardless of his punishment, it's settled today.
Intention: Don't scare yourself
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