
I Open a Museum in Star Live
我在星际直播开博物馆
by Lihua Catches Fish (狸花逮鱼)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 393k Words
- Chapters
- 120
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
- ThemePlot-Driven
- POVBottom-Lead (Shou)
- Age18+
- Beloved by All
- Interstellar
- Lighthearted
- Livestream
- Power Fantasy
- System
Synopsis
[Relaxing sweet article + cultural relic personification (bushi) + management] [A fishing-style cultural relic that is as gentle as jade but slightly dark-skinned, a spiritual beauty's shou Calm on the surface but actually old-school innocent and heartbroken xN Big Cat Attack] Porcelain Cup Yuan Ci slept for five thousand years, and the first thing he saw when he woke up was a cat that spoke human words. The cat said: "Do you want to open a museum?" Yuan Ci wanted to refuse, but he picked up a white-haired brave on the way. Try your best, but you can't defeat Fuzzy. He was coaxed into binding this cat-shaped cultural relics protection system to run the museum. If he doesn't manage it, he and System Cat will be doomed. Forget it, when I opened the museum, there was nothing inside. The only cultural relic was a fairly complete crystal cup. But it also needs to be repaired before it can be displayed normally. Yuan Ci: "..." Before the cultural relic restorer arrived, I couldn't say a word! Having said that, the task still needs to be done. From then on, the museum that did not recruit people was born. The elegant Sengoku Crystal Cup works as an online beauty blogger and becomes increasingly irritable. "Forward to draw fifty people to give away lipstick... I didn't win, can I give it away? - Send me the address, and I can just draw it." The bronze Jiucha, who was wearing a rune-patterned robe, had a perfunctory expression on his face, and the words he spoke were all nonsense. "What should you do if yesterday's anchor wants to whip you?... Young man, please remember, don't worry about what you remember, remember first - don't be afraid when you encounter difficulties, because if you are afraid, it will still be difficult." The elegant cultural relic chess piece was appointed as the fastest person in the museum by the live broadcast room. Every time the camera flashes, you can see an afterimage. ——Actually, just because there are 361 chess pieces, he has divided into 361 human shapes. But the one who appears most often in everyone's sight is the little curator. Yuan Ci often held Pi Xiu disguised as a white cat and introduced the cultural relics in the museum to them. The little curator is very good... […It's just that cats are a bit scary] In the corner of the camera, a white Pixiu is lying leisurely on the cabinet, with its tail swaying and its wings obediently hidden on its back. The scary orange cat jumped wildly under the cabinet, its back almost forming an arch. "Yes! He's meowing! It really annoys the cat to death!" Pixiu licked his paws gracefully, not caring about the angry orange cat at all, and calmed down the cat's anger with just one word. "I sleep in my boyfriend's bed, what's wrong?" Yuan Ci, who understood two cats, coughed dryly in front of the camera. —— After the live broadcast, in the private lounge. Yuan Ci leaned on the sofa and closed his eyes to rest, while Pixiu twitched his ears. The next second, a heavy weight hit the body, and the man transformed into Pixiu pressed firmly on the body, casting a shadow. The tail rubbed along the clothes and into the warm waist, tightening it possessively. But she looked at Yuan Ci with innocent eyes and rubbed her ears against his hand. Yuan Ci knocked on his head: "Get out of the way, it makes me feel a little itchy." The man held his hand in a gesture, buried his head in his shoulder, and pressed a hot kiss, coquettishly and coquettishly. "That orange cat system, he is mean to me." —— "Pixiu Diary" Day1: I hate him... But he's so good-looking, and he has a cat that can speak human language. Day2: I hate talking cats, I like beautiful people …… Day31: I really like Yuan Ci! [Change 2's record, like beautiful cultural relics] Day32: Why would there be such a good person like Yuan Ci? I like him so much and like Yuan Ci! …… Day109: We are together! He kissed me! Ahhhhhhhh*10086 I really like Yuan Ci! ! ! Day120: He kissed me again! I want to write a love letter to him, and the paper version will last longer! I like him so much! …… "I worked until two o'clock last night, and I thought of your face under the light, so I wrote you a letter like this. I miss you so much, cup cup. When will I finish work? My cup cup, my baby, my lover, I like you even more today." ——A certain love letter from Mr. Pixiu. Food guide: 1. All the knowledge about cultural relics in the article is the author's retrieval of information or nonsense. 2. Copywriting is useless! Copywriting is useless! Copywriting is useless! 3. The orange cat raised its paws at you and gave you a thumbs up. 4. Meow meow meow meow meow (cat war song) [Note: None of the cultural relics in this article suffered any damage] 5. [Highlight] The cover thanks relatives and friends Xiaohong! =///= ——Advance payment! [Emotional stability, bold and fearful game anchor x autistic, timid and warm-hearted ghost] Shi Hui is an individual and also a host, broadcasting live gameplay of various horror games. ——Everyone who often hosts horror games knows that in order to alleviate the horror atmosphere, a little sense of humor is needed. So with that unique sense of variety show, I listened to the pregnant voice and interacted with friends in the live broadcast room. Shi met a little angry. One day, when he was trying out a new game sample, he said in an extremely annoyed tone under the exclamation marks that filled the screen: "I won't play anymore, my cabinet has moved." No ah ah ah! Anchor, your cabinet seems to have really moved! Shi Mei turned around with disdain and met the dark eyes of the fair-haired young man on the cabinet. The key is... He is floating. Shi met: "..." I didn't win. —— It is said that raising a ghost and raising one's own person can greatly improve one's happiness index as a ghost. But Wu Ji is an autistic ghost. For him, a ghost would be happy if he stayed alone. He lived back in the house he bought during his lifetime and became a solitary ghost. I just don't know why, but his house was rented out. Wu Jiu was forced to have a very noisy person as his roommate. —— People will yell and scream while playing games to shape the live broadcast effect. Then, without knowing it, he startled the wizard who was passing by him. Over time, when the computer screen flickered and the keyboard clicked, Wu Zhu would consciously sit on the cabinet behind him and observe people silently. It's like a breeder keeping an eye on a cat, but the breeder has style, and the ghost has style. People sometimes feel complacent: "Extreme operation, the black man speaks!" Sometimes, after being pressed by a monster to hit the red temperature, he would cut the screen and pretend that nothing happened and say: "The broadcast has just started." —— The ghost has been observing people for a long time. This person will go home by himself when it rains, and cook by himself when he is hungry. In addition to being noisy and having an unhealthy schedule, to a ghost, he is simply... After sitting on my favorite cabinet and thinking for a long time, Gui finally came up with something. ——Dream lover. Easy to maintain and not nerve-wracking. Can be raised. —— On the first day of official raising, he was going to adjust his daily routine. He sat on the cabinet and stared at the person's back, not yet coming up with a plan. But the man's eyes followed the clattering screen and moved to him. In an instant, the person's eyes widened and became dull, as if a cat was shocked when it heard the breeder speaking cat language. Wu Jiu thought for a while and decided to leave the corner where he was isolated and speak his first words to his adopted person. Being as humorous as he is... Leaving a good impression... "Shared rent, 30 to 7 points for you and 7 for me... Do you win?" "..." "Medium..." —— [A cute post, a sweet couple——] [cp: 1559, so you can leave the mysterious number - 155999 (applause!)] Purpose: Cultural relic protection




