The Shugo Chara Yokohama Branch

- Chuuya could never understand why the egg a kind passerby had given him kept trying to find every possible way to die! Why would an egg jump off a building, throw itself into water, drink poison, or jump in front of bullets?! And if it could fly, what was the point of hanging itself?! When the furious gravity manipulator lifted the lid in the chaotic kitchen and found the Guardian Egg trying to boil itself, it had already cracked. A small black-haired, brown-eyed kid wearing a little red scarf casually glanced at him. "Dazai?!" - The Armed Detective Agency's bandage-wasting device skipped work without a shred of guilt and came home. He opened the hundredth consolation prize (?) he'd received from an unknown person for being someone in Yokohama who'd tried to kill himself. Inside the gift box was... A caramel-colored egg with fiery, spicy curry printed on both sides! Dazai discovered he couldn't crack or break it and eagerly prepared to give it a full-body massage, but it always dodged his evil hands in advance and seemed terribly worried about Dazai's safety. After once again taking a whole round of bullets for the death-seeking Dazai, the spicy curry egg cracked open down the middle, revealing someone holding a little fountain pen... "Oda Sakunosuke?!" - The Armed Detective Agency's only detective had recently picked up a strange hobby. Whenever he ate, he had to chow down right in front of a black egg wearing a black hat and black cape. The egg would actually bounce around and protest, then finally headbutt the smug Ranpo, leaving both of them out for the count. Then, at a critical moment when Ranpo wasn't at the agency, the egg, which had lazily claimed his spot to sunbathe, floated in midair and let out a snickering laugh. "You really can't manage without your great detective!" The eggshell split in two, and out bounced a... miniature Ranpo in a black suit, exactly like the detective himself?! - Nakajima Atsushi's egg was always trying to fight him to the death. Verlaine's egg roasted itself over a fire every day. The egg that came out of Fukuzawa Yukichi's shell was a calico cat... The innocent passerby Yumemori Hinamori, who ran a shop called "Guardian Sweethearts," guiltily looked away and stared at the sky. The book had said they were compatible! W-well, at least she'd achieved her goal! - Canon characters plus my own IF eggs. Any OOC is my responsibility. There will definitely be OOC, and there's no logic. This is pure sweet fluff, focused on healing, warm and angst-free! Reviving Oda Sakunosuke and Randou, kicking the Guild's butt and beating the Decay of the Angel, following the story with some changes, and a happy, happy ending! The timeline has been extended and adjusted. The plot changes are basically all sweet. There aren't any high-IQ clues or anything. It's my fault for making all the clever characters silly (x). In my personal setting, everyone can see the Guardian Eggs and Guardian Sweethearts, and they're impervious to knives and bullets. They can't die. I'm sensitive, so please don't be rude if it's not your thing. QAQ Complete Chapters 1-60: Main story Chapters 61-62: Main story extras Chapters 63-65: Boss Dazai extras Chapters 66-72: Boss Ranpo extras Free story, heavily revised. Please understand. If you like it, check out my profile! (●w●) Theme: Believe in your dreams