Don't Pick Up Women You Find by the Road

A modern college student, Wang Dao, transmigrates to the Western world and becomes the most powerful witch (a princess turned witch)... or so her role would suggest. She is captured by knights. Her king father wants her dead, her princess sister wants her dead, and so does her brother-in-law. Locked in prison, she hears that they need someone to capture a dragon, so she volunteers, offering to catch it in exchange for her freedom. They drug her and let her out. If she fails to catch the dragon, she dies.

With no other choice, she sets out to hunt the dragon. Along the way, she picks up a woman who is actually the dragon in disguise, and suffering from amnesia. The woman has a terrible temper, but she's loaded. You're not supposed to pick up men on the roadside, but surely a woman is fine? Nobody ever said you couldn't pick up a woman on the roadside. But why is this woman burning up all over? Wang Dao is clung to all night, unable to push her away. The woman wakes once, incredulously touches Wang Dao's cheek, then shoves her away. Before long, she's back to clinging and whimpering...

Wang Dao: ...Please tell me she didn't wake up in heat and realize our personalities aren't compatible?!

After learning the truth (the evil dragon has her sights set on her)

Wang Dao, calmly: "You're a woman."

Lu Chanchan (the clingy woman picked up on the roadside) (Lu Chanchan): "Right, I'm a woman."

Wang Dao, held tightly around the waist: "But I have a tail. It's thick and long, and it'll satisfy you, big sis."

Later, Wang Dao shouts, "Evil dragons are supposed to capture princesses, not witches! No witches! Witches are off-limits! No way!" "Little one, take the baby dragon (my friend's kid) and go find your friends. Life is wide open, and I'm setting sail!"

The two disagree, and Wang Dao refuses to go. Lu Chanchan forcibly takes her back to the dragon clan, powerful enough to kill someone with a flick of a finger. When things are bound to go wrong, they do: Wang Dao dies.

A hundred years later, Wang Dao opens her eyes and finds herself alive again, transmigrated into the body of a living sacrifice to an evil witch. She weeps inside. This is what an evil witch is supposed to be! Weren't they meant to catch an evil witch? Why is nobody doing their job? I'm reporting that there's a real evil witch here, boohoo!

Same flavor, same recipe: the moment she wakes, she runs. On the way, she encounters the baby dragon she raised. Great, she's saved! She leans against the dragon, closes her eyes, and faints.

But the baby dragon has no feelings and pushes her away. His mother told him not to pick up women on the roadside!

But after walking only a few steps, he sees his mother, who has been in seclusion for a hundred years, rushing toward him with disheveled hair, bloodshot eyes, and a wild look, then embracing the woman on the ground...

Reading guide:

One-on-one, both chaste

Witch x Evil Dragon

Nobody ever reads my stories when I write them. I'm falling apart. Please, babies, give it a look.

2025.1.1 (posted)

Theme: Good is rewarded, and evil is punished.