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The bottom is a professional gamer, a cool and beautiful guy who's ruthless and doesn't waste words. With a casual move, he can carry the whole team.
In private, he's a chatterbox who loves talking trash about absolutely everyone.
In the team chat group, he's the one who does all the talking. The others just shout "Good grief!" after getting buried under his messages.
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The bottom has a crush on a man who has just become a lecturer in the translation department at a certain university. He became an online heartthrob after a video of him doing simultaneous interpretation at an international conference went viral.
The bottom has followed his crush's Weibo account for a long time.
He set the man as a special follow and commented on every post, eventually becoming one of his top fans.
One day, he was in a rush to play a match and blindly grabbed a top comment, attaching a cute picture from his album.
When he finally came out afterward, he discovered that his Weibo post had more than 999 likes.
The bottom smiled faintly. He never choked when it came to top comments.
Then he took a closer look:
@His Crush: Today's lecture [classroom PPT photo]. Please take your seats.
The bottom's comment: I'll sit on the podium and listen, or in Professor X's lap. [Screenshot of team chat group.jpg]
The bottom: ...
The bottom: What the hell!!! No!
3
A professional gamer had his private Weibo account exposed. Also leaked was a screenshot of the team's internal chat.
The screenshot showed them talking trash about everything, from the dog outside the arena to the opposing team's coach's posture.
And so:
@Player from the team next door: @The bottom, my hairstyle yesterday wasn't ugly, was it? Why don't you take another look? [Crooking finger.jpg]
@Player from the team next door to that: @The bottom, you gave me that look yesterday because you wanted some of my roast chicken, right? [Crooking finger.jpg] Come join our team. We'll beat you up (crossed out) and give you all kinds of delicious food.
@Opposing team coach: Was my posture not dignified and handsome enough? @The bottom [Smirking.jpg], come teach me in person.
The bottom sneakily logged on, planning to delete that comment so he wouldn't bother his crush.
@His Crush (also the top): Replying to @The bottom: The podium's empty. When are you coming to hand in an assignment?
The bottom: No!! NO!!!
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The cool, beautiful gamer persona fell apart.
One day, at a platform's annual awards ceremony for popular creators, a crowd surrounded the bottom and asked whether he'd been talking trash about them behind their backs.
The bottom ran around trying to escape, then hid in the top's guest lounge.
The bottom: Cover me.
The top: Do you like me?
The bottom: ...? Are you even a real translator?!
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A tournament was held in country X. The bottom played brilliantly and won the championship with his teammates.
The host from country X made things difficult for him, taking advantage of his lack of education by asking tricky questions in a dialect-heavy minority language.
The bottom's interpreter smiled at him, calmly translated the questions, then fluently translated the bottom's sharp retorts back to the host.
Netizen: Since when did that chatterbox trash-talker get such an amazing interpreter?
Netizen: That's incredible. It's Professor X. I've only ever seen him do simultaneous interpretation at international conferences.
Netizen: He's the bottom's crush. Oh, I mean boyfriend now, haha.
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After the match, the bottom gave an interview.
The host asked, "I heard your teammates and friends joking that you're a trash-talker behind people's backs. Want to try saying it to their faces next time?"
The bottom, blushing: "...I do say it to their faces sometimes."
The host: "Oh? To whom?"
The top: ...
Maybe he was referring to those late-night "bastard," "stray dog," and "son of a bitch," along with that tearful "stop"...
Theme: If you don't want people to know, don't do it
