(70% anti-piracy protection. Please read the notices carefully. Volume One has been heavily revised, so you can start from Volume Two. Here is the new blurb.)
Before he transmigrated, Kitashirakawa Sakuya thought he was a hopeless shut-in. He had, like, a little bit of money and liked a cybernetic white-haired, blue-eyed character. That was all.
After transmigrating, he listened to the System tell him about the future world of jujutsu, then looked at the Taisho-era ground beneath his feet and thought: I can do this!
What’s so shameful about lying low?
The good news: He successfully kept his head down!
The bad news: He seems to have kept it down so long he’s gone insane! (Congratulations!)
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Kitashirakawa Sakuya is a well-known fandom cook, a die-hard solo stan, and a dangerously obsessive fanatic. After the iivv finale, he completely mutated into an internet-addicted fanatical stan.
The childish faction wars didn’t kill him, and the shit ending didn’t kill him. Now he’s immune to everything and hates every character with a burning passion!
Of course, that doesn’t include his precious white-haired, blue-eyed character (^ ^)
At the end of 1989, after beating up the Zenin and Kamo families, Kitashirakawa Sakuya arrived on New Year’s Eve and knocked on the Gojo family’s door with all the tenderness in his heart.
Then they slammed the door in his face.
With no other choice, he resorted to some unconventional methods. At least he finally got to meet the little god-child he’d been longing for.
It was the turn of the year. Snow fell outside, and everything was just beginning. The little god-child watched him curiously as this strange man burst into tears.
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Gojo Satoru knew he was born a genius.
Learning came easily to him.
So before he turned fifteen, he didn’t put much effort into his studies.
His daily routine was eating, drinking, having fun, and keeping Sakuya company at work.
At fifteen, he pointed to a page in a geography textbook and said, “I want to see that too.”
At sixteen, he went to study at a private high school in London.
At eighteen, he enrolled at one of the world’s top universities and met many like-minded friends.
In his twenties, he visited the South Pole for the first time and saw a world of pure white.
He grasped a new realm of jujutsu.
Later, he earned a master’s degree in law from the University of Tokyo, returned to Japan, took over the Jujutsu Headquarters, and became the top authority in the jujutsu world.
At twenty-six, he defeated Sukuna and used his Domain like a basic attack. Being invincible was so lonely.
He got his hands on a page said to grant any wish and wrote a blessing that Sakuya’s dream would come true.
In another timeline, Kitashirakawa Sakuya had just finished arguing with someone online when he stood up and realized it was his twenty-fourth birthday. He looked out at the night sky and made a wish.
“I hope Gojo Satoru has a happy, smooth life and achieves everything he wants.”
“I don’t give a damn who the moon shines on. I just want him hanging high in the sky. If anyone gets in the way, I’ll cut them down.”
*About 10% Demon Slayer, mostly Jujutsu Kaisen, with a little Bungo Stray Dogs. Forum posts appear in the main story
*Content note: The protagonist is an obsessive fan who can be either timid or bold. His personality changes somewhat over time. When he’s with wtw, he’s in human form (I hope it stays that way ^^)
*Sakuya is a dad (gestures). Not literally his father, more like a doting mom-fan (nods). He’s devoted to raising Gojo
[The protagonist hates everyone except wtw. Every character starts with -99 favorability. He’s just an obsessive fan.] (Highlight) (Highlight) (Highlight) (bows)
[The author doesn’t reply to comments much, but reads them all (nods)]
[The stuffed dog on the protagonist’s character card is Sakuya… (looks away)]
[Character cards will be added from time to time]
You don’t need to tell me if you drop the story. To reiterate: Gojo is my only favorite. Any other character, and any changes to the plots of other anime, may appear. This is a world centered on wtw. I am not responsible for any character or viewpoint other than wtw.
- A birthday tribute to Gojo, wishing him a happy 2025.
A preview of the second upcoming story
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(Here’s a new blurb.) (This is very incoherent.) (Not the final version.) (Anyway, this is the plot I want to write.) (I think I’ve basically written the whole outline. Please don’t give up on the story just because you read the blurb /// prostrates in apology)
Roughly, five-year-old Gojo-nyan arrives at a dark Honmaru and wins everyone over (maybe not?) After he grows up, everyone works to help Gojo-nyan dominate the jujutsu world.
Gojo-nyan has a portable old-timer who calls himself Gojo-sensei.
Becoming the King of Jujutsu is too easy, so Gojo-nyan decides to help Gojo-sensei fulfill his long-cherished wish. (Gojo-sensei doesn’t even know what wish he has.)
Don’t ask how he helps.
After one thing leads to another, the spirited Gojo’s Saniwa (aka the Jujutsu King) arrives at various points in the original story. Well, first things first, let’s head to Shinjuku for a thrilling, action-packed battle!
Oh, no! He hasn’t gotten the time machine working properly and has landed in Shibuya.
The swords: “Master!!!”
“Cursed stitch-faced bastard, we’ll fight you to the death!!!!”
The surrounded and cornered Brain-chan nearly dies, but finally escapes by claiming that only he knows how to release Gojo’s Jujutsu King.
Of course, they put him under strict guard.
Cats have their paths, and mice have theirs. Even though Brain-chan is beaten to within an inch of his life, the swords have no intention of letting him go.
They send a team back to the Honmaru to get the time machine ready for an expedition. This time, they need to go to the Culling Game and bring back the one called Angel, then return the Prison Realm containing the sealed Gojo’s Jujutsu King to the safest place of all: the Honmaru.
Gojo-sansan, who watched the whole thing, is stunned, shocked, and utterly amazed. He hasn’t even had time to mourn Geto-kun’s corpse being stolen for free when the appearance of a one-to-one replica of himself, Gojo’s Jujutsu King, makes the strongest start questioning his life.
Well, when did the jujutsu world get someone like that?
Brain-chan is hauled back to the Honmaru, the Culling Game can’t proceed as planned, and after dealing with the cursed spirits in Shibuya, Gojo-sansan is duly called to account by the Jujutsu Headquarters.
The swords hesitate. Gojo-sansan is different from their Gojo’s Jujutsu King, but in essence they’re the same person on two different timelines. In other words, he’s Master 2.0. How can they stand by and watch Master-sama be treated like this?
After they hinted that he could take out the organization for disrespecting its lord, Gojo-sansan firmly declined.
“If you’re worried that the jujutsu world will be short-handed in the future, and that’s why you’re afraid to act…”
“Every sword in the Honmaru is at your disposal.”
“And also…”
Gojo-sansan looked a little dazed and followed up, “What is it?”
Grandpa Mikazuki looked troubled and tactfully explained that their approach so far had been very gentle. The surging spiritual power of Gojo’s Jujutsu King inside the Prison Realm told them the Jujutsu King was furious and wanted to go up there and teach the Jujutsu Headquarters a lesson.
And he didn’t mean it figuratively.
Gojo-sansan: …
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*The story will probably span a long period, combining the Saniwa arc, Jujutsu King arc, and original-story arc
*Blurb to be revised (I’ll write it in more formal, lyrical, literary language… probably)
*A 2026 birthday tribute, focused on Gojo, not very kind to the original characters (important). Whoever shows up will get an earful, and that includes jjxx
Slogan: The Gojo Emperor goes solo!
Theme: Build a better life with your own hands
To be honest, I had done CB and Da Luan Stew before in the Huaiyu chapter. Now that I saw Xia Youjie, I felt that he was an eyesore when he was alive. After he died, he turned into Tang Mu Beng.
I always want to save a few days to watch it later, but every time I can't save it, I can't help but click in and read it when it is updated, and then I fall into deep regret [burst crying] RZ
It's so delicious [Like][Like]
Raising oneself is also a way to heal readers and realize their own growth.
Enlightenment, even though he has that kind of identity and that kind of ability, he has the most brilliant soul and humanity.
In fact, what I hate the most in the whole story is Zhenzhen's ability, and the fact that he has no humanity and likes to destroy beauty.
It's so heartwarming, so cute. Dawu and Xiaowu are so cute. It's a kind of healing to raise yourself again. Woooooooooo, how can Hart and Ruanruan have such cute two Wumies?
Desperate Dawu hahahaha
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... [Crying] [Crying] I really want to watch DK Xiaowu [Crying]
To be honest, I had done CB and Da Luan Stew before in the Huaiyu chapter. Now that I saw Xia Youjie, I felt that he was an eyesore when he was alive. After he died, he turned into Tang Mu Beng.
I always want to save a few days to watch it later, but every time I can't save it, I can't help but click in and read it when it is updated, and then I fall into deep regret [burst crying] RZ It's so delicious [Like][Like]
Raising oneself is also a way to heal readers and realize their own growth.
Enlightenment, even though he has that kind of identity and that kind of ability, he has the most brilliant soul and humanity.
In fact, what I hate the most in the whole story is Zhenzhen's ability, and the fact that he has no humanity and likes to destroy beauty.
It's so heartwarming, so cute. Dawu and Xiaowu are so cute. It's a kind of healing to raise yourself again. Woooooooooo, how can Hart and Ruanruan have such cute two Wumies?
Desperate Dawu hahahaha
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... [Crying] [Crying] I really want to watch DK Xiaowu [Crying]
Why is King Xiaowu so cute [Spread flowers]
May Satoru continue to be happy like this! ! !