OMG, You're All So Repressed

[Philosophy Teacher Sunshine Girl Who Loves to Snark x Student Council President Who Is Cold Inside Despite His Warm Exterior and Is Tired of the World]

Lighthearted, with a touch of ensemble cast

This is a world where every plot exists to get things hot and heavy!

Jian Cheng transmigrates into a minor cannon-fodder character in this brainless reverse-harem novel. Every day, she either watches the villainess and the sweet, innocent heroine go head-to-head, or gets an eyeful of all kinds of R-rated scenes involving the male and female leads. As one of the few normal people around, she decides... What's the big deal? Let's all make dumplings together!

Unfortunately, every one of the original male leads is a lawless maniac. They've got a whole collection of kinks, from an S-type teacher and a possessive childhood friend to a domineering sugar daddy and a rebellious high school heartthrob. There's no way to reform them.

So she secretly nudges the heroine into waking up and running away, while making sure she doesn't get targeted, tied up, and ravished herself, until she runs into the student council president, who looks even more like he's on the "Anti-Harem Cleanup Squad" than she is.

According to people in the know, Jiang Linxuan's personality changed drastically a year ago. He transferred schools without warning, and has made a lot of moves in front of her that suggest he can predict the future.

Then he must also be...

someone who transmigrated into a book!

After Jiang Linxuan died in his previous life, he was reborn at seventeen. He was listless about everything until he met the mysterious physical education rep, who always stepped in to help others before anyone else could.

At last, he'd found... another person like him, reborn from the future.

The two of them talked at cross purposes but became allies. Jian Cheng thought he had been reborn just to rise up and take the male lead's place. As it turned out, not only did the male mistress fail to take the lead, but she was about to get herself caught up in the whole thing.

Jian Cheng: Maybe I should find a building to jump off and go back first.

A certain student council president: No.

Later, Jian Cheng cupped his face and said, "Yes, I'll come clean. I transmigrated into a book. As for what kind of book it is, let's not worry about that for now."

Both are each other's first and only, happy ending, one-on-one. Usually updated daily at 6:00 p.m.

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1. The author has a melodramatic, groveling-after-the-breakup series called Inferior Obsession. If you're interested, visit the author's page and add it to your favorites. The author would be incredibly, incredibly grateful!

2. Upcoming story: Leveling Up by Fighting Monsters in the Hehuan Palace

The annual Guiyuan Sect selection is just around the corner. Ling Yuchuan, an ordinary person with no ties to an immortal clan, resolutely runs away from her arranged marriage alone and heads for the Guiyuan Sect. On the way, she unexpectedly meets two future "fellow disciples."

"Junior sister, I'll take you there!"

"Oh, Guiyuan Sect is wonderful. It's full of talented people, and everyone speaks so nicely."

"Junior sister, I think you'll be the true prodigy of the future!"

After hearing "junior sister" and all those compliments over and over, Ling Yuchuan smiles shyly, then eagerly follows them to... Hehuan Palace, the most formidable demonic cult in the world.

Before the two "senior sisters" can reveal that they're actually wolves in sheep's clothing, Ling Yuchuan gets lost again. This time she wanders into the cultivation grounds of the young master of Hehuan Palace, a "two-person cultivation pervert" widely despised throughout the cultivation world.

The male pervert, Feng Li, is seriously injured after being interrupted at the critical moment of a breakthrough. He expressionlessly wipes the blood from his lips and says, "That's right, this is the Guiyuan Sect."

And so, thanks to the Hehuan Palace's many deceptions and con games, Ling Yuchuan starts on her cultivation path, quite legitimately, though by sheer accident.

When Ling Yuchuan catches her senior brothers and sisters neglecting their cultivation to flirt, she gives them a sincere, innocent look. A senior sister clears her throat and says, "Ahem, your senior brother's tongue has been poisoned. I'm checking it for him."

When she catches her martial uncle robbing and murdering someone outside the palace, he gives an awkward laugh. "Haha, look how things turned out. This person couldn't handle life and killed himself. Before he died, he entrusted his treasure to me."

And when the person who is, in practice, her "master" takes both her hands, his handsome, refined face drawing closer and closer, Ling Yuchuan finally realizes something is wrong. "Wait, isn't this a little inappropriate?"

Three years later, at the inter-sect tournament, Ling Yuchuan stands in the trial arena wearing the robes of the Guiyuan Sect. She defeats one prodigy after another and officially breaks into the top ten of the cultivation world's prodigy rankings. After winning the tournament, she grits her teeth and holds her sword up in front of the young master of Hehuan Palace, resisting the pressure exerted by all the powerful cultivators surrounding them.

The next day, two bombshells rock the immortal world. One is that Feng Li of Hehuan Palace is somehow still alive. The other is that Ling Yuchuan, the new prodigy whose cultivation has advanced at a truly monstrous pace, is also, for crying out loud, from Hehuan Palace.

1. The male and female leads are each other's first and only, happy ending, and the heroine is adored by everyone.

2. The heroine becomes concept-level powerful later on and is the strongest.

3. The levels and settings are a hodgepodge. Don't overthink them.

Theme: Seize the day and help one another.