After a truck sent me off to be reincarnated, the goddess asked me, "I've given you a golden finger. Do you have any extra wishes for your new life in another world?"
I didn't think much of it and blurted out, "Easy. The three great joys in life are getting promoted, getting rich, and having your husband die."
She smiled without saying a word, then kicked me into my new life.
If I'd known that running my mouth would have consequences, I would have kept it shut.
Have you seen the battle for the cape? I don't have to fight anyone for one, because my whole family is dead.
During the years I was a real orphan, Green Lantern came to see me. He said I walked around with such a long face every day, like I was mourning my whole family in Gotham.
Wearing a Batman suit that fit me better by the day, I got into a fight with him on the roof of Arkham.
Everyone told me to look ahead. To accept that my family was dead. That I was just cursed with terrible luck: my adoptive father, older brother, younger brother, younger sister... Why were there so many people in my family?
But I didn't want to accept it. I was the kind of idiot who saved the best bite for last, and I hadn't even gotten to eat it yet.
If you knew I had a crush on Bruce, maybe you wouldn't hit me. If my little brother knew I liked Bruce, Damian would definitely try to kill me.
Even so, on the very first day they came back, I still kissed him.
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