Yuzu is a cowardly cook bound to the more children, more blessings System.
"You've just stumbled upon a mission being carried out by a Port Mafia executive. What should you do?"
"A: If you don't want me to expose you, send me 50 yuan on WeChat. B: Run for it. C..."
"Pick B! Pick B!" Yuzu wailed.
"Great, congratulations on choosing C: charge in and shout, 'Good son, come home for dinner!'"
Yuzu watched herself charge forward and shout at a boy among a group of men in suits and sunglasses, "Good son, come home for dinner!"
Once she was done, her knees gave way and she dropped to the ground. Her eyes blank, she said, "I'm sorry. Please send my body back to my hometown. That's my final wish."
"You've just encountered the White Tiger, with a 7-billion bounty on its head. What should you do?"
"A: Run for it. B: Run for it. C: Run for..."
"Either A or B is fine! Please, either one! It's a wild beast! I'll definitely die!"
"Great, congratulations on choosing C: run right up and kick it, saying, 'You little brat, why didn't you come home for dinner?'"
Yuzu was completely numb. Her legs shook like a leaf, and she stumbled forward, pinching her philtrum. Trembling, she kicked the White Tiger, calmly delivered her line, then shoved her head into its mouth. "Eat up. Mom ordered takeout for you."
Yuzu is a fourth force between day, night, and dusk. They say she is Natsume Soseki's true disciple. With thunderous efficiency, she has gathered a vast number of ability users under her wing.
Whether it's a newcomer at the Armed Detective Agency or a workhorse at the Port Mafia, even that stick-in-the-mud heir to the Detective Agency seems to have high praise for her.
She also has countless admirers, and rumors say that even the former youngest executive, whose intelligence borders on the inhuman, is in love with her.
Yuzu's three-part protest: I didn't, I haven't, don't make things up.
The more children, more blessings System is bent on making her have more children. She certainly has more, but they're all adopted. By rights, that should mean more blessings, but somehow she's had more than her share of disasters.
She wept silently: Please don't misunderstand me. I'm not nearly as bad as you think.
Yuzu clung to someone's leg, tears streaming down her face. "Please, save me! I'll definitely, definitely die!"
"All right, I get it. Let go first, okay? That lot outside are about to drown everyone in their black sludge."
A brainless Mary Sue, aimed at female readers. The heroine is extremely timid, has no courage or backbone, and is just an ordinary person with normal intelligence.
Also known as: Killing Your Mother Is a Crime, So Please Don't Kill Me Even Though I'm Your Godmother
Theme: Unwaveringly follow the righteous path of humanity
