Junjun is a cat with a heavy responsibility. A small cat with a big responsibility.
His master was very gentle, and Junjun was about to give up on his mission.
But the owner actually began to abuse him and asked him to lose weight.
Okay, then let the earth be destroyed!
Germ sneered evilly.
(^~^)
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Meng Changli's cat seemed to be getting sick again recently.
First, he sneaked out to play, sat on the street and observed humans. He also came over to him while he was watching TV, and watched what was broadcast on the TV without blinking.
He even took the opportunity to steal his cell phone and search for something.
#How many people are there on earth#
#Catcannottakeabath#
#What powerful weapons does the earth have#
#whydriedfishisso delicious#
#What are the chances of alien creatures invading the earth#
Meng Changli looked at the search records on his phone and sighed. He invaded the earth to collect information and didn't know where it was hidden.
When Meng Changli once again discovered Junju playing with his mobile phone in the middle of the night, he sat up suddenly, tapped the little cat's head, and when the little cat turned his head in shock and confusion, he took out the ID from under the pillow.
"In the name of the third counter-invasion commander of the Human Anti-Biological Invasion Bureau, I warn you——"
"If you don't sleep, I will put you in jail tomorrow."
The little cat was confused: Ah, how could this happen?
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The home of the single aristocratic commander Meng Changli is haunted. Many team members have seen the ghost of a young man occasionally appearing in Commander Meng's home. This young man often jumps around Meng Changli's home, steals food, and watches movies with high volume.
The team member told Meng Changli the information, and Meng Changli smiled in front of others: "No, it's nothing."
The empress, Meng Changli: He was disobedient and secretly ate, so he needed to be taught a lesson.
That night, Junjun suffered a major blow. He covered his buttocks and begged the man for mercy: "Master, I don't dare to eat randomly anymore." The man didn't listen.
"Meng Changli, I hate you!"
Meng Changli sneered, it was time to deal with it again.
Intention: plainness is the truth