I Tame Global Monsters with My Singing

"I am tone-deaf and rely on my magic voice to travel through my brain to tame monsters around the world. The whole internet kneels down and begs me to open my voice!" When the craze of dimensional monsters swept the world, all the sounds of nature became dumb, but it was Lu Ming, the "human lark (slaughter version)" who was ridiculed by the entire Internet, who stood up - after all, even the abyss monitor lizard couldn't help but beat the beat with its tail when hearing his singing! Famous scene Live broadcast of the famous scene of animal taming: I sang affectionately to an S-class monster that could not be destroyed by a nuclear bomb. It performed on the spot and the macho man shed tears, and the eight tentacles expressed their feelings in three consecutive shots. Record of Grammy slap in the face: The judge who once called me a "musical terrorist" is now holding my support light sign and slapping me crazily in the audience Global Hot Search Spectacles: #：# ## #United Nationsrequeststoaddencoretracks# When Lu Ming led the dimensional monsters to dance in the Alps, former fans knelt down and begged for a recording: "This song, the harder it is to listen to, the better it gets!" A top musician tearfully testified: "Your broken voice is the password to save the world, and out-of-tune is the key to rewriting the destiny of mankind!" A private fan club established by monsters: We are not perverts, we just love this scalp-numbing soul tremor more than the sounds of nature. [Ultimate out-of-tune version] "Report! Unidentified creatures have been detected at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean and are playing Lu Ming's concert video on a loop - wait, they are... Singing along?!" [Reading instructions] A refreshing article about the non-traditional entertainment industry, each chapter breaks through the shame of human beings It is recommended to wear an anti-laughing muscle twitching device to prevent your waist from being broken by sexual manipulation. Global Monsters joint statement: We are really not TikTok, it's just his singing voice... Damn sweet! Intention: No pain, no gain.