The Sky Screen’s Spoilers Descend on the Jujutsu World

Sky screen spoilers. A feel-good power fantasy.

The DK duo during their Jujutsu High days. A short, sweet story. Blurb to be revised. Cover to be replaced.

(I quite like this one, so I'll probably write it this year too. I'll start once I've finished The Amnesiac White Cat of the Time Vessel Association. Hehe.)

A sky screen descends on the Jujutsu Society.

At this point, the DK duo are first-years at Jujutsu High, taking a physical training class on the practice field.

A huge sky screen covers all of Jujutsu High.

[Today, we're talking about Jujutsu Kaisen. Sigh, whenever this comes up, all I can say is that the one-eyed cat has caused endless trouble.]

[In this video, the host will mainly discuss the story of Satoru Gojo and Suguru Geto going from best friends to enemies.]

As soon as those words come out, everyone on the training field freezes.

Satoru Gojo: "What? What are you talking about?! How could I ever end up on the opposite side from Geto?!"

Suguru Geto comforts him: "It's okay, it's okay. Maybe it's an enemy's trick."

[The death of Satoru Gojo brought tears to countless viewers. I finally get it: that hateful one-eyed cat treats Blueberry Yogurt like his own child, then runs over everyone else. Who could have imagined that Satoru Gojo, the strongest in heaven and on earth, would die at the hands of Blueberry Yogurt!]

Suguru Geto immediately loses his composure: "What is Blueberry Yogurt?! How could Blueberry Yogurt kill Gojo? We're the strongest. I definitely won't let Blueberry Yogurt kill you."

Satoru Gojo grabs him: "It's okay, it's okay. Calm down! This has to be fake!"

Suguru Geto: "Gojo! How can I stay calm? What if it happens?!"

(Later, Suguru Geto forbids Satoru Gojo from drinking blueberry yogurt and bans all blueberry-flavored food from his vicinity.)

[Oops, we skipped ahead. Anyway, wasn't the turning point behind all the disasters in the Jujutsu Society Gojo and Geto breaking up?]

Satoru Gojo and Suguru Geto: "..." What?

Shoko Ieiri glances at them coolly: "Are you two dating?"

Suguru Geto frantically shakes his head: "We're not! This definitely isn't true!"

[After breaking up in their third year of high school, Suguru Geto had a pair of twin daughters...]

Satoru Gojo gives Suguru Geto a meaningful look: "Geto, you have daughters?"

Suguru Geto is shocked: "How could that be?! I don't even have a girlfriend right now! How could I have daughters three years from now?!"

Shoko Ieiri chuckles: "Could it be that Gojo broke up with you because you had daughters? Hahaha!"

"Shoko!"

[Oh, right, Satoru Gojo also has a child to raise. The two of them are complete opposites when it comes to raising kids.]

Suguru Geto gives Satoru Gojo a meaningful look: "Gojo, you have a child too?"

Satoru Gojo is shocked: "How could that be! Geto! Other than people from the Gojo Clan and Shoko, I've never even been close to a girl in my life!"

Suguru Geto: "Really?"

Shoko Ieiri laughs out loud: "Geto, you can rest easy. Gojo's a sheltered Six Eyes."

[What a shame Geto died. Sigh, if Geto hadn't died, could Brain have sealed Satoru Gojo during the Shibuya Incident? Would Gojo really have had to fight alone in the Shinjuku Showdown?]

Suguru Geto is startled: "What?" Why is the future such a mess? What sealing? What battlefield? What's going on? And he actually dies? He's a Special Grade Sorcerer, so what kind of formidable enemy could kill him?

Satoru Gojo: "Geto! From now on, you have to stick close to me!" Damn, someone actually manages to kill Geto. I'll find you!

Suguru Geto: "Haha, maybe it's fake."

Satoru Gojo: "No, we have to be careful!"

[Talking about Geto's death makes the host very sad. Ahem, let's get back on topic. Satoru Gojo didn't want to kill his best friend himself either, but Geto no longer wanted to live. After killing his best friend, Gojo refused to hand over his body. That's how Brain got the chance to take over Suguru Geto's body and seal Satoru Gojo.]

Satoru Gojo and Suguru Geto: "!!!"

Satoru Gojo: "How could I ever kill Geto?!"

After thinking for a moment, Suguru Geto says: "Gojo, if I die, burn my body to ashes. In case someone with bad intentions uses it against you."

Shoko Ieiri listens closely, then suddenly understands: "Gojo, did you break up with Geto because he had a child, then decide breaking up wasn't enough and murder him? Tsk, tsk. That's a crime of passion."

Suguru Geto looks at Satoru Gojo: "..." That actually makes a lot of sense.

Satoru Gojo: "..."

The story of the DK duo becoming Japan's Twin Kings.

Moral: Have the courage to defy fate.