Bury My Archrival in Gold and Silver
金银狠砸死对头
by Ten Years of Planting Trees (十年种木)
- Status
- –
- Length
- 78k Words
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Ancient Era
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
[Wealthy, free-spending noblewoman x arrogant, self-obsessed Commander of the Jinyiwei | A million ways for this sharp-tongued couple to bicker]
With her life hanging by a thread, Deyin never expected the "rooster" who was always so arrogant and vain that he made people hate him, the Jinyiwei Commander Lu Yin, to appear before her.
His whole bearing seemed to scream, "I'm awesome," at every moment. One glance was enough to make anyone want to punch him to death, but she had always been a clever woman.
She smiled sweetly. "Um... Commander Lu, would you be kind enough to save my life? I'll repay you with a hundred taels of gold afterward."
"Kindness? Do I have any of that?"
He smiled faintly. "Why don't you praise me a little? Then maybe I'll consider saving you."
Deyin could only praise him through her tears. "Commander Lu is mighty! Even the mud on your shoe soles is more precious than anyone else! Your knife-drawing stance puts the entire capital to shame!"
Lu Yin: "Insincere, but I like it. Anything else?"
Deyin: "..."
You turnip, pumpkin, giant winter melon. You have none of the virtues of propriety, righteousness, benevolence, or wisdom.
Confucius would sigh over you, and Mencius would declare you beyond saving!
That night, Deyin racked her brains and exhausted every compliment she could think of to stay alive, but the experience left a deep scar on her heart.
She vowed that one day she would make the bastard fall at her feet.
She'd fry him, braise him, and stew him until he begged for forgiveness with brambles on his back!
You mangy dog, prepare to die!
A new book, His Bewitching Scent
[Beautiful perfumer x scent-identifying heir | Two strong leads, each trying to lure the other | Marriage before love]
On their wedding night, Shunhua reclined against the bridal bed, gazing at the proper, frost-and-snow-pure young nobleman before her. She hooked a slender finger around the jade belt at his waist.
Her beautiful eyes sparkled, her charm irresistible. "My lord, it's time for bed."
The young nobleman said nothing, silently allowing her to seduce him.
That night, the young nobleman who was like a bright moon in the hearts of countless women shed his cool exterior, his eyes hazy with desire as he fell at her feet.
No one knew how much aphrodisiac incense had been added to the fragrance that night.
Que Lin was a "stone" in the eyes of the world, someone who didn't understand human feelings.
He cared nothing for high rank or wealth, and devoted himself entirely to the art of fragrance. No matter how many noble ladies humbled themselves and schemed to win him over, they never managed to get through to him.
Until he met her.
A young lady whose scandals were known throughout the city, and whose romantic history could fill six pages, if not more.
At their first meeting, he thought: She is beautiful, but far too flamboyant and passionate. Vulgar!
At their second meeting, he noticed the unusual fragrance on her, with one ingredient he couldn't identify.
At their third meeting, she took the initiative and said she wanted to marry him.
He agreed, on the condition that the Yuan family's ancestral fragrance manual be included as her dowry.
Everyone called theirs a ridiculous match.
A wanton woman bowed to beauty, while a cold-hearted man gave in to fragrance.
She accepted his six-page romantic history at her fragrance banquet, while he coldly turned away every noble lady in the city at his incense pavilion.
Two years later, Shunhua slapped a divorce letter down on the agarwood table.
"My lord, the aphrodisiac incense has burned out. It's time for this act to end."
Up in the Jade Tower, he watched her flirt with another man and experienced something like jealousy for the first time in his life.
He drugged her unconscious and locked her in the tower. Then he caught her fingertips as she tried to pull away, his eyes dark with surging emotion. "An act? Have you forgotten that the aphrodisiac incense in the nuptial wine we drank two years ago is still burning in my blood and bones?"
Coming soon: Is My Wife Taking Down Walls Today?
[Violent, obsessive general x conflicted girl with superhuman strength | The obsessive general's farming-style doting romance]
The two things that had infuriated Qi Shan most in the first half of his life:
First, getting slept with by a teary-eyed young lady.
Second, finding out that this young lady could knock out three of his personal guards with one punch.
#Wedding night#
Qi Shan gripped Shen Xiu's chin and forced her into a corner of the bed. "Scared now? Where was that courage when you pulled off my belt that night?"
Shen Xiu stared at him through teary eyes, conflicted over whether she should beg or fight back.
She lifted a hand. Bang!
The main beam of the general's residence snapped in two.
After they married, Qi Shan was most afraid of two things:
First, his wife saying tearfully that her hand hurt, just because she'd crushed an enemy's trebuchet.
Second, his wife saying she wanted to farm. The last time she said that, she tore down three watchtowers in Western Xinjiang to build a pigpen.
#Married life on the farm#
Shen Xiu crouched in the ruins, wondering aloud, "Should I plant wheat or rice...?"
Qi Shan tossed her a hoe with a cold expression. "Plant both. You can dig up all 300 mu in the eastern suburbs."
The next day, the deputy general reported, "General! Your wife has plowed the training ground into a rice paddy!"
Qi Shan rubbed the jade belt she'd snapped off his waist. "...Send three more battalions to pack down the earth."
Theme: I will not leave these green hills; I will stay with you through everything
Tags
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- POVFemale Lead
- Age18+
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- Sweet Story
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Opened a new book "His Fragrance" 😳 [Beautiful perfumer × Prince Appreciator of Fragrance | Two strong men fishing for each other | Marriage first, love later] On the wedding night, Shun Hua was leaning on the wedding bed, looking at the serious young master in front of him, as bright as frost and snow, and lightly hooked the jade belt around his waist with his thin fingers. Her beautiful eyes were looking forward to you, and she was full of charm, "Mr. Sir, it's time to go to bed." The young master remained silent and acquiesced to her seduction. That night, the young master who was as bright as the bright moon in the hearts of many women shed his cold appearance, became fascinated in his eyes, and fell under her skirt. No one knows how much warmth and love was added to the fragrance that night. Que Lin is an unreasonable "stone" lump in the eyes of the world. I don't like high-ranking officials and generous salaries, I don't want to have a huge family fortune, and I don't want to be obsessed with incense. No matter how many ladies from famous families sacrificed their bodies and tried their best to win over him, they couldn't find the right way. Until I met her. There are "scandals" all over the city, a young lady whose love history could fill six pages, but it's still not enough. The first time I saw her, she was beautiful, but she was too showy and enthusiastic, which was vulgar! The second time he saw her, the fragrance on her body was very strange. There was something in it that he couldn't smell. When they met her for the third time, she preemptively said that she would propose to him. He agreed. The condition is that the dowry will be Yuan's incense book passed down from generation to generation in the Yuan family. Everyone knows this is a joke marriage A promiscuous woman bows her head for sex, and a cold lover bows her head for fragrance. She smiled happily at the incense banquet and read six pages of love history, and he looked coldly at the ladies in the city in the incense-burning pavilion. It was not until two years later that Shun Hua and Li Shu were photographed in the Agarwood case: "Your Majesty, the warmth and love have burned out, and the drama should come to an end." Upstairs in Yuqiong, he watched her teasing with other men, and for the first time in his life, he felt something like jealousy. He stunned her, locked her in a high building, and clasped her fingertips as she tried to pull away. An undercurrent surged in his eyes, "Drama? Madam, could you have forgotten that the warm fragrance of the Henan wine two years ago is still burning in my bones and blood." Pre-collection of the article "Did the lady tear down the wall today?" [The violent and crazy general vs. The strange and entangled girl | The farming style of the crazy general's doting wife] The two most irritating things in Qi Shan's first half of his life: First, he was slept with by a crying little lady. Second, he discovered that this little lady could kill three of his guards with one punch. #Bridal chamber flower candle night# Qi Shan pinched Shenxiu's chin and forced him to the corner of the bed: "Are you afraid now? How dare you pull the waist of this person at night?" Shenxiu's eyes were filled with tears and she was confused as to whether she should beg for mercy or fight back. Raising his hand, there was a "boom" sound The main beam of the General's Mansion broke in response. After getting married, the two things that Qi Shan feared the most were: First, the lady burst into tears and said her hands hurt because she had just crushed the enemy's catapult. Second, the lady said she wanted to farm. The last time she said this, she demolished three towers in Western Xinjiang to build pig pens. # Farming after marriage# Shenxiu squatted in the ruins and asked: "Wheat or rice..." Qi Shan threw the hoe with a cold face: "Plant it all, and you can dig the three hundred acres of land in the eastern suburbs for you." The next day the deputy general reported: "General! Madam has plowed the martial arts field into rice fields!" Qi Shan stroked the jade belt she had torn off around his waist: "... And send three more battalions of soldiers to compact the ground."