My name is Kobayashi Yuki. I'm 33 years old, unmarried, and live in a villa district in Beika Town, Block 2.
I work at Beika Radio. I get home by 8 p.m. at the latest every day. I don't smoke, and I only drink a little. I go to bed at 11 p.m. and make sure to get eight hours of sleep...
Until the night the explosion at Cuphu Shopping Mall shocked 12 million people in Tokyo. After finishing my report, I found a cat under the Ferris wheel.
Black, curly, soft, covered in scars, and painfully pitiful (?).
I couldn't help but tuck it into my pocket.
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After living through The Grateful Crane, Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid, and The Masterful Cat Is Depressed Again Today, the little cat who could only dismantle microwaves, my hand-warmer Sweetie, Kobayashi Sweetie, as I named the cat, suddenly turned into a person.
Black, curly, soft, covered in scars, and painfully pitiful (?).
I totally get it now. If you're still a virgin at 30, you turn into a wizard!
"Hey! I'm only 26, or maybe 29. Anyway, I'm definitely not 30!"
"That doesn't matter. (slurp) (wipes drool) You must be tired, being so big. Let me help support you. My hands are so cold, so they should go with something this big... I mean, someone this hot."
"Before you start sweet-talking me, get your hands off my chest."
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A radio reporter who's cold on the outside but warm within x a handsome, kind-hearted curly-haired older man
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Reader's Note:
What's with the 'sister' in the reader's note? Oh, right, the main story is in third person. The blurb is parodying Yoshikage Kira's self-introduction.
The author's claws have reached for Matsuda again. Is anyone still reading a joke this old? "Thinking cat in space.jpg"
Theme: Cats are good companions to humans.
