My Love Rival Is a Female Ghost

I can't use magic to fight ghosts.

But my wife can.

What? You're my wife's ex?

My wife won't hurt you?

Take this Shadowless Kick!

I kicked the wrong person? Of course not! If I can't hit her, I can hit you, can't I, honey?

Watching the ghost get chased around by my wife, I smiled faintly. That's what you call hitting a ghost from across the mountain.

Theme: Love calls for initiative, not guesswork.