Hey, You, the Mechanic

Original title: "Hey, You, the Mechanic" A quiet, rough, muscular mechanic top X a sharp-tongued, spoiled young master bottom Small-town novella / skin-tone difference / size difference / profanity One summer night, Zhou You skipped class to race cars with a friend. They crashed, but nobody was seriously hurt. The car, however, was completely wrecked. He called Wan Shabi to get someone to tow it. Wan Shabi said he was busy, since a moment of spring passion was worth a thousand pieces of gold. Furious, Zhou You had no choice but to find someone himself. That's how he met Xu Wei, the owner of a repair shop. The friend who'd raced with him started messing with him from behind, pointing at his own chest to tell him to look at the man. He'd never seen anyone so manly. After the car was fixed, the friend drove it off and messaged Zhou You, asking him to go racing again. He made it sound noble, saying they'd crash one more time, meet that manly guy again, and collide until sparks flew. Race again? My ass! Zhou You watched helplessly as his friend drove away. He propped both hands weakly against the bay window. The man his friend had his eye on was rubbing his nose into Zhou You's curls, his hot breath playfully circling Zhou You's neck. If his friend had looked up, he would've seen the repair shop owner pressed up behind Zhou You, kissing his neck and treating him like a car in need of repair. Coming soon: "Hey, Human, Your Panties Have Been Carried Off by a Kitty!" Please add it to your favorites! Bai Song had recently encountered something embarrassing. When he realized what was happening, he was holding the last clean pair of underwear in his closet, frozen in place. His friend scratched his head on the other end of the phone. "No way. Are there really perverts stealing men's underwear these days?" "Who knows? I live on the sixth floor." Bai Song clutched the last scrap of modesty left before the tide went out and opened the door. "It can't be my roommate stealing my underwear, can it?" As luck would have it, his roommate, who was loved by everyone and made cars blow their tires just by looking at them, was passing by his door with a glass of water. The words "My roommate stole my underwear" hit him loud and clear. So embarrassed he almost tore the last pair of underwear in his hand to shreds, Bai Song raised the hand holding his phone and silently said hi. Having received an apology, Wu Tingxue carried his glass into his room. The moment he closed the door, two fuzzy cat ears popped out of his round head. With a stern expression, he lifted his pillow with a paw covered in pink pads, revealing six pairs of underwear in different colors. He held down his left paw with his right, bit the tip of his black tail, and admonished himself in anguish: No more stealing. Bai Song's last emergency pair of underwear disappeared too. Furious, he asked the landlord for the living room security footage. The video was so unsettling that Bai Song couldn't spot a single suspicious figure. Just as he narrowed his eyes, his fingers resting on the mouse, and nearly fell asleep, his roommate's bedroom door slowly opened. In the pitch-black night, a white cat with its black tail held high darted out. The cat skillfully opened Bai Song's door, skillfully grabbed his underwear in its mouth, and skillfully went into his roommate's room. Before going inside, those blue eyes glanced arrogantly at the security camera, as if to say: Human, your panties have been carried off by a kitty! Note 1: There's no right or wrong in writing what you're into. Note 2: Just two people, they get into bed quickly. Don't read if that's not for you. Note 3: If I get banned, everyone here is responsible. (Stares.) Theme: New farmers bring fresh energy to rural revitalization