After Hearing the Thoughts of Domesticated Rabbits

"How does it feel to be able to hear the voice of a rabbit?" On the day he lost his qualification as a research fellow, Xiao Heng also picked up a lop-eared rabbit with yellow fur, long ears, and the size of a palm. It fainted in the palm of his hand and he temporarily took it home. That night, when Xiao Hengyi was drinking alone and feeling depressed, the rabbit who woke up looked at him for a long time and suddenly bumped him with its furry chest. A voice sounded in my ears: Man, you can cry in a rabbit's chest! Xiao Hengyi: "...?" He stared at the chest of the yellow-haired rabbit mixed with white velvet, suspecting that he was hallucinating after drinking fake wine. * Since Xiao Heng could also hear the rabbit's voice, he was forced to listen to "him" complaining about him every day. For example, when feeding for the first time, a certain rabbit twitched its three-petal mouth and said in disgust: "It tastes terrible. It seems that this person has no money to buy good grass. He will leave tomorrow." Xiao Heng also sat in the middle of the small villa with a courtyard that he bought in full, meditating, and silently changed to a new imported forage. The rabbit was finally satisfied. He ate and drank enough and basked his belly in the nest: "This time it's not bad. I'll just stay for a few more days." But when he was caught eating fruit and the humans put him back in the cage, the rabbit raised one ear angrily: "You unqualified human! I'm going to escape from prison tonight!" Xiao Hengyi: "..." You heartless rabbit, I will find you a master tonight! . It happened that the next day, a junior student who called himself the Rabbit Master contacted him and wanted to take the rabbit back. Xiao Heng also made an appointment to meet with someone. When he saw the yellow-haired elementary school student with two dull tufts of hair on his head coming over, he stretched out his hand aggressively: "Give me back the rabbit!" At the same time, a voice sounded: "Ignorant humans still want to raise rabbits? Just dream!" Xiao Heng also listened to the familiar curses in his ears, looked at the cute but grumpy junior in front of him, and asked calmly: "You said the rabbit is yours, do you have any evidence?" "Purchase records? Photos of Rabbit's furniture? If you can't take a group photo, right?" Xu Rong: "... None." He is Rabbit Bentu. Where did the photo come from? Xiao Heng also said deliberately: "Then how do you prove that the rabbit is yours and you didn't pick it up for nothing?" "...?" Xu Rong bristled angrily. Ah, if you dare to slander me, I will bite you to death when you go back! ! PS: [A grumpy but cute fried rabbit subject × "human-shaped dog-like" vicious attack] It's a cookie worth about 200,000 words. Welcome to collect it~ Purpose: Love animals