[The author personally recognizes the dark history, enter with caution]
(The pre-released article "When a Samoyed Meets a German Shepherd" with the same background, please collect it (-v-), the copy is below↓)
As a top male star in the panda world, Hua Xi is loved by the two-legged beasts for his "short, chubby" and cute appearance. He eats, drinks, and entertains tourists at the zoo every day, and his little life is very nourishing.
Until one day, the existence of the demon clan suddenly became public. Hua Xi was also revealed by the Non-Human Bureau to be a panda demon, and was forced to stay away from the beautiful life he once had.
Hua Xi: Goodbye, my salty fish life.
In order to solve the employment problem, Hua Xi had no choice but to accept the olive branch offered by the first shemale live broadcast program - although he didn't know what there was to see about a panda on a variety show, he could just use it to find his missing old friend.
However, Hua Xi still underestimated her popularity. Panda fans who heard that the national treasure male star became a sperm and participated in the show expressed:
Hee Zai, even if you are a chubby little mother, she will still love you!
However, during the live broadcast, Hua Xi transformed into a beautiful old-style man with long flowing hair, thin shoulders, narrow waist and long legs, which is called a mouth-watering one.
A passerby who didn't know why: "I love long-haired beauties, sssssssssssssssssss (licks the screen and leaves drool)"
Fans:? ? ? What's going on?
Where is my cute panda that is short, chubby and has no neck?
In the first episode of the program, the guests had to help the people solve their problems. Facing the demon-phobic patient who was helpless by the demons, Hua Xi directly changed back to his original shape and successfully calmed the patient's emotions with Lu Guobao.
In subsequent shows, Hua Xi's style of painting was even more different.
Other guests live broadcasted the daily work of the demon clan, Hua Xi broadcasted directly into the panda base, and the cute little national treasure was simply adorable.
Other guests live broadcast the life of the demon tribe and talk about the problems in getting along with humans. Hua Xi lies down directly back to the zoo to show the life of a salted fish who eats bamboo and sleeps every day.
Urban 996 and 007 watched the live broadcast: they were in tears, I also want to be a giant panda!
In the end, the show became a hit even with Hua Xi.
Hua Xi, who is fishing:?
Actually, I just want to use the live broadcast to find demons?
Forget it if it explodes, after all, we are also a national treasure. But Hua Xi didn't expect that he would meet his "enemy" in the last show.
After two years of not seeing each other, this enemy's face has become as thick as a city wall.
He glared at his enemy, but his enemy took care of him every day, like a dog-skin plaster that he could not drive away or throw away.
Hua Xi almost flipped the table in anger. What on earth was this man going to do?
But someone filled the whole table with the prepared bamboo banquet: It's exclusive to the national treasure, are you sure you don't want to eat it?
Hua Xi: ... Okay, I won't turn this table over for the time being.
After all, which panda can refuse the Quan Zhu Banquet?
While he was thinking, "It smells so good," he said with courage, "Just because you eat it doesn't mean I will forgive you!
"Bao, is it actually possible," the enemy said cautiously, "Is this a misunderstanding? "
Hua Xi: "? "
[Reading tips! : [Appearance is calm and reliable, but in reality he is a brain attack in love × Appearance is noble and difficult to maintain, but he has strong fighting ability and is a beautiful woman]
1. The author of this article is a large-scale live broadcast. In the early stage, it was a live broadcast of the program, and in the later stage, it was a traditional live broadcast. The author only counts half of the people in the entertainment industry.
2. Gong and Shou know each other before the opening time, Gong has a crush on Shou in the early stage, and both sides go to the end in the later stage.
3. Highlight! Demining! There is a misunderstanding in Gongshou Kaiwen! It's not a relationship (cheating, mistress) misunderstanding! It's similar to the misunderstanding that your relatives attacked my relatives, but it really didn't happen! ! ! [If you mind, please do not enter, you will be injured]
4. Strictly speaking, the plot accounts for the most part. If you don't like the emotional part, readers... If it doesn't work, just give up. I hope we can leave peacefully and have a good time together (don't notify me TAT)
(The original shape is a short, chubby giant panda (please refer to Panda Huahua), and Gong is a monk, which is equivalent to a cultivator with a cultivation background.)
Pre-receipt of "When a Samoyed as a Playmate Meets a German Shepherd", the following is the copy:
[Cute, silly, happy and boastful Samoyed vs verbally disgusted, upright, possessive and strong German Shepherd attack
Coconut music × Chaos]
Yele is a little monster with an innocent and happy personality, and its body is a "smiling angel" Samoyed.
Ever since he mixed up with the police dog base and became a play dog, Yele has been eating, drinking and being organized, and he has no worries about his life and is happy every day. The only trouble is that his "clients" always like to pester him after get off work.
One day, a new injured German shepherd arrived at the base. It was rumored that he had an eccentric personality and a cruel temper. The beautiful Shetland Sheepdog next door was frightened to tears by him.
However, Yele is about to become this German Shepherd's new play dog.
He heard the rumors and made a bet with Shetland: he would not be kicked out by the German Shepherd, and the penalty was that the losing dog would have to tell the entire base that they had made a bet and said they had lost.
Because of this bet that weighed on his reputation and the honor of being the base's "number one play dog", Ye Le tried his best to accompany the German Shepherd:
Eat - you eat sashimi, sing - put to sleep to heal, comb - the free service of Yeye's masseur, play with toys - exercise, Yele also acts as a praise machine to express praise at all times, caring for the mental health of German Shepherds in all aspects, it is called meticulous.
Finally, the German Shepherd's injury healed, the two dogs successfully established a good relationship, and Yele was not kicked out.
He heaved a sigh of relief. The title of the number one companion dog in the base was finally saved.
But what is going on with this German Shepherd? Why does he like to pester him to prevent him from getting off work like his previous clients?
And!
Yele was shocked: Why did you suddenly become a demon! Still such a big monster!
The big monster German Shepherd put Yele into his arms: I will take this companion dog away.
(In the early stage of the attack, getting along with the police dog base is the original form, and in the later stage when returning to human society, it will change into human form) [Please click on the column to watch the full version of the copy]
Mission: Protect national treasures and care for animals
Reader comments
OK, you said it yourself, as for the knife... Forget it, don't bother, I'll knife you for the reader?
OK, you said it yourself, as for the knife... Forget it, don't bother, I'll knife you for the reader?