Who Says Cats Can't Be Wives?

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Character setup: A pretty, ditzy catboy bottom x a cool, daddy-like top with a mouth as hard as Dior (with sex addiction)

Blurb:

It all began strangely. In a video posted on the school's confession wall, an Omega boy with a long cat's tail looked into the camera and said, “I'm a little cat. Gu Shiyu is my brother. And my master.”

In class, Gu Shiyu replied in a cool, detached voice, “Never seen him. Don't know him.”

Then, as soon as class was over, he sheepishly took the boy home.

Yes, the world had changed. The Abyssinian cat he'd raised had turned into a human Omega, a cat person.

*

At night, the little cat climbed into the big bed in the master bedroom and curled up in his usual spot. “Let's sleep together, Gu Shiyu.”

With his skin hunger on the verge of breaking out, Gu Shiyu calmly lowered his head and turned up the setting on his pheromone-suppressing wristband. Then he picked the boy up and carried him to the second bedroom.

“Three rules. Alphas and Omegas need to keep their distance. From now on, you sleep and shower by yourself. No walking around naked after a shower, and you must always wear clothes at home.”

On top of that, no kisses, and he wouldn't touch the cat's tail anymore. Even a ditzy little cat could tell that Gu Shiyu treated his human-cat form completely differently.

The little cat was sad: Why are you being like this? o(╥﹏╥)o...

His good friend: Because Gu Shiyu is deep in the closet about his love for cats and can't accept love from a cat person!

Is that really it? But...

[When he tried working at McDonald's, he ate so much in one day that the cat-person boss told him that little piggies weren't allowed to work in restaurants.

That night, when Gu Shiyu came to pick him up, he buried his head in Gu Shiyu's neck, bit his lip, and let tears fall onto Gu Shiyu's collarbone as he complained about the boss.

Gu Shiyu's breathing quickened, his pheromones went out of control, and he turned up the suppression setting on his wristband.

[When he tried working at a dry cleaner's, cleaning fur coats, he couldn't help licking the fur.

Gu Shiyu picked him up, pinched both his cheeks hard between his thumb and forefinger, and forced him to tilt his head back and open his mouth so he could inspect it. “You lick everything. Didn't they teach you at school to be hygienic?”

His cheeks hurt from the pinching. He furrowed his brow and spoke softly. “Mm... don't pinch my face...”

Gu Shiyu's pheromones went out of control again, and he turned up the suppression setting on his wristband once more.

He tilted his head. “Gu Shiyu, what does it mean when you keep turning up the setting on your wristband?”

He aced his ABO sex education exam, proving he wasn't a foolish little cat. He also learned that this was a direct sign of an Alpha's physical desire.

So he pursed his lips. “Gu Shiyu, do you want to have sex with me?”

*No kids / both each other's first / happy ending / more from the top's perspective early on / some jokes in the blurb and story are from the internet

[Pre-release: After the Foolish Fake Young Master Goes to an American School and Picks Up the Wrong Daddy]

Si Yan awakens to find out that he's the foolish fake young master in a melodramatic novel.

Worse, the plot is about to reach the part where “the fake young master is kept as a substitute for the gloomy real young master's beloved, only for the beloved to return home one day, after which the fake young master suffers a jealous vendetta and is eventually drowned at sea, never to be found.”

Si Yan: The sky is falling ˃̣̣ᯅก

Fortunately, there's more than the main story. In the extra chapters, after faking his death by falling into the sea and fleeing abroad, he uses his good looks to land a Chinese-American sugar daddy from a top North American conglomerate. The man is 1.91 meters tall and has a mole on his Adam's apple. They go on to live happily ever after, with a very satisfying sex life.

Si Yan: (｡•﹃•｡)?

Wait, I'm gay too!?

Gay it is, then!

Si Yan packed his bags overnight and went to pick up his future daddy while he was still young.

But after searching all over the vast ULLA campus, he found two candidates with moles on their Adam's apples, just as the description said.

Which one? Which of them was the young daddy he was supposed to pick up?

He had no idea, so Si Yan could only hide in a corner of LA's famous Blue Night bar and quietly watch them.

One was dressed head to toe in Balenciaga. The other looked like he was dressed in Paris, too.

One had a three-pointed-star Maybach. The other had a secondhand bicycle worth just eight hundred yuan, paid for in full.

“Sugar daddy, here I come!” Without hesitation, Si Yan made straight for the Maybach.

Then someone grabbed him by the back of the neck and lifted him off the Maybach like a chicken. The other man's old bicycle, lying in the snow, spun its wheels twice before stopping. “Hey, if he's the sugar daddy you're talking about...”

“What do the forty-seven pairs of underwear I've hand-washed for you this past month, and the Heart of Eternity diamond ring on your hand, mean?”

*

The day before the WEC race, inside a closed racing garage, Si Yan nervously clutched the black racing suit of the boy in front of him. Beneath him, the hood of an Aston Martin Valkyrie was faintly warm. “Does it have to be here? What if I dent it? How many dishes would you have to wash at a restaurant to pay for it?”

“If you can't pay, I'll sell you.”

Si Yan's eyes widened. He immediately clung to the boy's arm like a tiny koala hugging a tree, trying to make himself weigh less. “Th-then, before you sell me, could you give me your good friend Lin Cheng's contact information...?”

Qi Heyu gave his butt a light smack. His voice was low and husky. “His contact information? Baby, are you going to find Lin Cheng and confess to him, asking him to be your sugar daddy?”

“Before you go looking for him, why don't you look down and see who's fucking you into such a little slut?”

Theme: The brave are the first to find love, flowers, and happiness.