Heehee is a munchkin cat.
Its owner Yu Yue is considerate and obedient. The biggest worry for the cat is which brand of canned fish he should eat today.
I wonder if God saw that it lived too leisurely. One day, it turned into a young man with a delicate body and a soft body.
Hee hee: ⊙⊙
No more hehe.
The crow feeds back, and the cat also knows how to be grateful! Hehehe jumped on Yu Yue, holding his head high and chest high: "Papa, from now on I will hunt and raise you!"
Yu Yue: (⊙…⊙)
I seem to be going crazy and hallucinating.
**
Heehee On the first day of hunting, I received a bunch of drink bottles.
The next day, I brought back a small piece of raw beef brisket.
On the third day, I didn't know where I learned the words blindly. I hugged Yu Yue and called my wife, brazenly saying: "Papa, I want to marry you!"
Yu Yue: The world is crazy. We have reproductive isolation.
In order to save money for his wife, Xixi started working in Yuyue's coffee shop.
But the owner started digging around for no reason. Not only did he lose his basic salary, but he also owed money to the coffee shop! Seeing that his wife was nowhere to be found, he thought of a good idea.
He stretched out his hand toward the guest, with his palms facing upward, his eyes full of tears: "Please, can you give me a little, just a little. My wife, it's so hard to save."
The guests were so cute that they came to tease him one after another. They wanted to see him blush, and even more, they wanted to see him burst into tears.
The young man looked at the guests with clear eyes and said in a crisp voice: "Sisters, hehehe, I want to save my wife's book! Become a wife!"
The short video of less than one minute went viral across the internet, with netizens cheering for each other and crowdfunding to help Xixi save enough money to marry his wife.
**
Yu Yue decided to expand his store, buy a villa for the kitten to parkour, and buy another navy to support his wife's great wish.
Late at night, while he was communicating with the navy, he noticed someone coming behind him and quickly turned off his phone. He saw the kitten's slender white thighs, pink toes, and red eyelids, "Papa, my wife is enough!"
The corners of his lips were slightly raised, and he couldn't hide the relief and satisfaction in his eyes - it's ready to be eaten.
That night, Yu Yue clasped his kitten's wrist, pinched the boy's waist, kissed the wet corners of his eyes, and swallowed up the broken cries.
"Be good, spread your legs further."
Small theater:
Yu Yue likes to play with his little tail the most. He puts his tail between his legs.
Knead it in circular motions with your fingertips until the tip of the tail turns red, and the earlobes are bright red.
One day when the shop was closed, Yu Yue pressed the person against the glass door, stretching out his hand.
Hehe's pupils were dilated and his lips were moving: "Papa, don't pinch there..."
Intention: Love is the only thing