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On J University's anniversary, Fang and Lan noticed that a certain celebrity's figure was so impressive that it would make people squirt. They immediately secretly took dozens of photos and sent them to their friends.
-UuBelieve me, I observed the entire event, he must be very fierce! Wait until I get him!
As soon as the message was sent out, it immediately received an enthusiastic response:
[Received from best friend, support]
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[Chairman: There are teachers in the group, please don't post random things @]
[Chairman: If you still have time, please withdraw your cooperation as soon as possible (fist clasping emoji)]
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[This classmate is commendable for his courage]
[You sent it to the wrong group of classmates (emoji eating melon)]
Woc…
Fang and Lan's eyes darkened.
Help, I sent it to the wrong group!
He just tried to withdraw—
The group has been blocked!
... Finally, the big shot was offended, and Fang and Lan were reduced to rubbish.
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A hot post flashed on the J University forum: "Topic: Can anyone provide a photo of a mature man (sexual emoji) taken by someone from the School of Media on the Campus Celebration, for a fee?"
A few hours later:
[This section is restricted access content] "Topic: Doesn't anyone think that is a good thing? Rapidly producing food in two hours, I feel so happy..."
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When He Jingming came home from work for the day, his assistant sent a series of messages and phone calls non-stop, informing him about the secret filming of the school anniversary.
"Contact a lawyer. Send me the forum link."
"——I want to limit the plate."
Ten minutes later, Fang Yulan, who was shivering in the dormitory, received a strange phone call.
"Mr. Fang, I think you should give a reasonable explanation and price. See you there at ten o'clock tomorrow morning."
Fang and Lan: OoO
It's over…
Boss, are you going to sue me?
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Two months later, there was a new post on the forum: "Topic: What happened to the instigator of the school anniversary? Was he charged?
He Jingming shamelessly spoke anonymously: lz, people have true love offline
Fang Yulan, who heard the rumor somewhere, sneered, "The old fox is pretending to be a lamb, full of evil!"
After all the talking, the scolding came back, but late at night, He Jingming still pinched his ankle, kissed his cheek, and said vaguely:
"Baby, be good."
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The copy of "Straight Man, But Comes with His Own Bending System" on TuiTui is as follows:
Good news!
Fang Yunong, a straight man who was unemployed after graduation, took over the marriage agency left by his parents.
But——
The agency is on the verge of bankruptcy.
The straight man Fang sighed helplessly, but then he heard a "ding" and a voice sounded in his ear:
[The matchmaker system reminds you: If you successfully help the rich and young to hold hands, you will be rewarded with 10 million to revitalize the store! ]
When you see money, you have a bright eye: do it if you die!
[Order 1: The smooth-tongued green tea prodigal]
After many attempts to win the matchmaker failed, Fang Yunong had no choice but to do it herself, wearing 6cm high heels and transforming into Gao Leng Yujie to successfully train the dog.
The prodigal son proposed with a dove egg diamond ring in his hand. He was so mesmerized that he said, "Sister, why do you smell so good? I like you so much."
Fang Yunong was used to it, "My tail is wagging so happily today, come here and put it on for me, be good."
Ding - mission accomplished, get one million!
[Order 2: Romantic Painter of Gentle Gentleman]
Saving an endangered painter, love at first sight, love at second sight, love at third sight——
"Because I love you, I have tens of thousands of inspirations; because I love you, I am able to walk out of the quagmire and live towards the sun." The painter knelt down with his hands in his hands.
Fang Yunong was so frightened that he hid in a corner. He didn't expect there to be such a pure and gentle person! What to do is tricky——
[Order 3: The abstinent father is the iceberg boss]
Unexpectedly becoming the boss's tool to carry on the family line, Fang Yunong pretended to be a little kitten and stayed by his side.
One day, Fang Yunong played late at night. When he returned, he saw an angry man in the dark with a whip, and his legs instantly became weak.
The man pressed him in front of the mirror and teased him, "You're out fooling around so late at night, and you know you're coming back! You're going to make you smell bad." As soon as he finished speaking, he slapped him on the butt.
Fang Yunong's eyes were wet and he immediately surrendered: "Papa, I was wrong..."
[Order 4: Sunshine Puppy Sports Student]
I just turned eighteen...
What a crime.
Fang Yunong looked at the child, feeling full of guilt.
He hesitated again and again and decided to give up the business. Unexpectedly, he came over with a red face, a lollipop in his mouth, and smiled shyly: "But, can you give me your contact information?"
Fang Yunong:...
The one million delivered to your door must not be a human being!
[Order 5: The cruel and sinister suspicious second young master]
I gave a frightening black dick a wedding. I offered him a neck-stifling service on the night of their engagement, but it was returned the next day!
One month later, the black guy saw his unmarried daughter-in-law hooking up with a pretty boy!
That day, Fang Yunong was strangled again, and the abuse was overwhelming.
"You're still thinking about another man when you go to bed with me. Tell me, do you owe me?"
Fang Yunong struggled to say a few words, "Wrong, wrong, husband..."
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Business comes one after another, and Fang Yunong transforms into a master of time management. He has one date a day and two weekends off.
Beautiful!
What is unexpected is that the wealthy ladies in Jiang City actually showed off their prospective daughters-in-law to each other during a party!
As soon as the photo came out, the faces of the wealthy ladies were ashen.
Fang Yunong: Damn! Overturned!
——Don't run yet! !
Small Theater
Fang Yunong ran to the safe house that had been prepared in advance overnight. Unexpectedly, when he opened the door, he saw the boss who had always been loyal to him sitting on the sofa and smiling at him.
After being relatively speechless for a moment, Fang Yu smiled bitterly: "I'm sorry, I may have gone to the wrong place."
As soon as he finished speaking, the door clicked shut. Fang Yunong looked back and saw four other people standing against the wall at the door, holding different sex toys in their hands, looking at him eagerly.
"Baby, who comes first? Choose one."
Fang Yunong swallowed.
Depend on.
This time I really lost it...
Intention: Don't forward pictures casually!