An Honest Guy, But His Creepy Roommate Has His Eye on Him

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"Be gentle..." This is something Shi Nian'an often says after meeting Qin Yuan.

"You taste so sweet..." This is something Qin Yuan often says after meeting Shi Nian'an.

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Shi Nian'an is mild-tempered and easygoing, so broke his pockets practically jingle with emptiness, and his family is buried in debt.

Partway through his studies, he has to switch dorm rooms for various reasons.

There are only three people in the new room, including him. One of the other two is the legendary aloof campus heartthrob, who has never once shown up in the dorm.

As it turns out, on the first day Shi Nian'an moves in, the legendary aloof heartthrob moves back into the dorm too.

On the second day, the three-person dorm becomes a two-person dorm.

On the third day, the aloof heartthrob proposes a deal:

All Shi Nian'an has to do is lick his blood and tears once a month, and he'll get 500,000 yuan.

Shi Nian'an at first: No way! He would never do something so improper.

Shi Nian'an after agonizing over it for a day: Who would turn down money? Orz

*

Qin Yuan was born without a sense of taste or smell.

But one day, he catches a sweet scent coming from his new roommate.

Shi Nian'an is like a tempting little cake.

Just getting close to him makes Qin Yuan thirsty and restless.

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But Shi Nian'an should never, ever have thought about leaving.

Qin Yuan is furious. He drags him back and locks him up at home for three days and three nights.

It's time to start eating...

By then, Shi Nian'an's voice is trembling as he begs, "Be gentle."

Qin Yuan licks a tear that Shi Nian'an can't help shedding, and only gets more excited.

"I'm sorry, baby. You're just too sweet. I can't hold back at all."

*

By chance, Shi Nian'an finds an untitled note on Qin Yuan's phone:

His blood is sweet, but next time I mustn't let him get hurt.

His tears are sweet, but I mustn't make him cry.

His saliva is sweet, especially, especially sweet.

That part of him is sweet too, but he's so shy, so cute.

[Reader's Guide]

1. An attack with no sense of smell or taste x an exceptionally sweet, seductive uke

2. The whole point is to cook up something delicious, so don't overthink the logic

3. Just writing for fun (though I'm actually working hard on it). Hope you enjoy it.

2024.12.20

Pre-release: Click for a Male Escort, Get a Powerful Tycoon Instead

Zhu Yinxi has always been lucky. He's sweet-talking, good-looking, and very popular.

His family got four apartments in a redevelopment deal, so he could get by just lying around and collecting rent every day.

But he's also a high achiever: he got into one of the country's top universities and even won the lottery.

People say that once your basic needs are met, you start thinking about other things. Zhu Yinxi has degrees and money to spare, but what he lacks is a boyfriend.

A handsome boyfriend with eight-pack abs who can also provide emotional support.

His childhood friend claps a hand to their forehead: "That's easy!"

And immediately talks Zhu Yinxi into going to a bar to find a male escort.

The lights in the bar are dazzling, and the pounding music makes his heart tremble.

From the line of male escorts, Zhu Yinxi picks the tallest one, who also happens to be the most handsome.

It turns out having money really is great.

The male escort eats, plays, and chats with him, and is available whenever he calls.

But Zhu Yinxi knows he bought all of this with money, so he can't take it seriously.

Until one day, Zhu Yinxi sees a big shot in a financial magazine who has the same name and face as the male escort he hired.

Zhu Yinxi: This can't be real. Would someone like him really be interested in my measly little amount of money (?)

*

He Yuxiao goes to hang out at a friend's bar and is mistaken for a male escort by a young man.

The young man is cute and charming, exactly his type.

He Yuxiao decides to play along. He offers the young man water and drinks, lets him touch his face and abs, and leaves him completely smitten.

With persistent (and devious) effort, He Yuxiao expands his escort services from inside the bar to outside it, and upgrades from the three companions (eating, playing, and chatting) to four (including sleeping together).

Zhu Yinxi clutches his aching back, which is nearly exhausted: "Next time, let's sleep separately."

The sweet-talking male escort, He Yuxiao: "Did I do something wrong?"

Zhu Yinxi: "You did too good a job. I just can't keep up. QvQ"

Theme: Love is delicious