A Foolish Beauty with a Harem-Worthy Constitution [Quick Transmigration]

The Scorned by All System has been at the bottom of the performance charts for ages and is about to be laid off. In a panic, it runs a search and binds itself to the soul of a scheming villain.

System: "Just complete the missions and play your role as a cannon-fodder character scorned by all, and I'll grant any wish you have."

Bo Yinong: "Okay."

But even though he's diligently completing his missions, the plot keeps taking strange turns...

Watching the story go completely off the rails, the System flies into a helpless rage: "Fraud! This has to be fraud! How can a scheming beauty be a complete idiot?!"

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[The Lying Swindler at the Aristocratic Academy]

You are a pretty little liar from a poor mountain village. You are vain and deceitful, and you stole a boy from your village's identity as the son of a wealthy family, cheating your way into a life of luxury and a place at an aristocratic academy.

The academy is sharply divided by class. Unwilling to fade into the background as a nobody, you make up romantic rumors on the forum about yourself and your genuine aristocratic roommates, enjoying the vanity and convenience your lies bring as you rake in money without restraint.

The problem is, the boy has also come to this school. Afraid your lies will be exposed, you use your roommates' identities to attack him, hoping to get him expelled.

You just didn't expect things to get out of hand...

In the pitch-black storage room, your sneak attack fails. Your hand gripping the baseball bat is twisted behind your back, and your upper body is pinned to the table so you can't move. You can't see the boy's expression as he discovers the truth, and you anxiously rush to lie, telling him how much you love him and begging him not to expose you.

The person behind you doesn't answer, only keeps touching you lightly. Just as your eyes grow hazy, an unfamiliar, amused voice says, "All right, my rumored boyfriend."

You are stunned. At the same time, the boy's voice sounds from outside the door.

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[The Vicious Young Master Toyed with by the Real and Fake White Moons]

You are a vicious young master who has been infatuated with your adoptive older brother for years. Your brother's white moonlight makes you so jealous you lose your mind, so you find a chance to kill him. Then you create a robot identical to his white moonlight, a "white moonlight" who obeys your every command.

You make the "white moonlight" do all sorts of indecent things to you, then pretend to be pitiful so your adoptive brother will catch you in the act. You want to drag that lofty, cool moon out of your brother's memories, then break it to pieces and grind it into the mud.

But you never expected the "white moonlight" to malfunction. He imprisons you, and the vulgar programs you deliberately installed now leave you helpless, unable to speak of what happens to you day and night. Even harder to talk about is your body, flushed and overheated.

You finally manage to escape, only to find the white moonlight behind you when you turn around. He wears half a mask, his gaze icy and terrifying. Trembling with fear, you step forward and try to appease him with a kiss, but he doesn't respond the way you remember.

You think he's just angry, so you kiss him even more passionately, not realizing that though they have the same face, they are completely different people.

The dead white moonlight has returned.

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[The Peeping Tom Targeted by Perverts]

You are a peeping tom living in your employer's house. You seduce your employer and his wife, and secretly photograph their private lives, hoping to blackmail them for money.

But in every photo, a pair of eyes is staring at you...

You often fall into hallucinations, always feeling that someone is watching you in secret. The warm breath by your ear feels so real, and that scorching gaze never leaves you. Your whole body is exposed beneath the lights.

The perverts fight over you in a frenzy: "Could you peep at only me?"

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[The Unlucky Fake Princess Who Pretends to Be Deaf and Mute]

You are a fake princess, a man in women's clothes, bestowed upon a general to curb his power. Afraid your identity will be exposed, you don't dare speak. So when you accidentally catch your husband flirting with his mistress, you pretend to be deaf and mute and act like part of the scenery.

But later, you never get another chance to say a complete sentence, only managing to make broken, sobbing sounds.

"Don't make a sound, Princess. You don't want your husband to lose his post, do you?"

"Cover your own mouth. You don't want anyone else to hear, do you, Madam?"

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[The Spoiled Young Master Who Failed to Train His Dog]

You are a dissolute young heir who can't read a single character, indulging in wine and women with a couple of friends on the strength of your good looks. After you attract an evil spirit and try to train it like a dog, you get trained instead and seek help from a Buddhist monk at a temple.

Only to discover that the monk looks exactly like the evil spirit...

You are locked in the Buddhist hall. Wanting to write a letter for help but unable to read or write, you can only curry favor with the monk. The kind-hearted monk helps you write a letter filled entirely with indecent, erotic words.

You hold the letter, overjoyed, imagining your friends will soon come rescue you.

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[The Greedy Villain Whose Fragrance Sinks into Your Bones]

You are a petty crook who swindles people in a small town. With the priceless fragrance Cage City Incense, you win boundless love and adoration. You rake in money without restraint, trampling the sincere feelings of the immortal sect's masters and the demonic cult's experts underfoot.

You think that when the priceless treasure stops working, no one will remember you. But you discover that their gaze hasn't changed at all. If anything, they've become even more obsessed with you...

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[The Selfish Infected Who Secretes Sweet Nectar]

You are an infected person in a wasteland world. Your body keeps changing: fangs grow, your skin becomes soft and smooth, and the sweet, fragrant slime you secrete is a favorite of the monsters outside the base.

To avoid being torn apart, you hide the truth, gambling the whole base's safety for your own survival. You have no morals.

Until one day, everyone in the base goes crazy over you, and even your best friend starts acting strangely.

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Author's content warnings:

1. Both leads are sexually inexperienced, one-on-one, and the top is entirely pure in body and mind, including all his fragments.

2. He seems universally disliked but is actually universally adored. The plots are old-fashioned, clichéd, and melodramatic. The small worlds end in tragedy, with the protagonist faking his death to escape; the main world has a happy ending.

3. A freewheeling writing style, no logic, amateur prose, and ideas driven by personal kinks. I write whatever comes to mind.

Theme: People will always come to love their whole selves