As an utterly ordinary retired witcher, I have a little house, a small garden where I grow herbs, and a mischievous puppy who loves tearing it apart. Soon, I'll have an adorable, lively kitten too. That's right: now that I'm retired, I'm about to (already am) enjoy the winning life of tending flowers and herbs, with both cats and dogs for company.
But damn it, all it took was one trip out to buy supplies. That damn scruffy fox ate my dog, killed the old neighbor who promised to let me adopt a kitten, ate his pregnant cat, and wrecked my herb garden. I swear on my wolf medallion, no matter where it runs or how many lives that scruffy fox has, I'll make sure it vanishes without a trace.
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Tony Stark, genius, billionaire, philanthropist, and playboy, never imagined he'd be kidnapped by terrorists during an utterly ordinary weapons inspection. Then again, he also never imagined that while he was trying to save himself in a tin can, the terrorists' cave would be crushed by a four-tailed humanoid fox that fell from the sky and could talk. A sword-wielding man and a fox monster spoke in a language he couldn't understand as they fought, throwing the whole place into chaos. After he managed to escape with his new friend, the place in the distance duly exploded into a gigantic mushroom cloud. He wondered whether the man and the monster had survived...
Bruce Wayne, airhead, billionaire, philanthropist, and playboy, was going about his utterly ordinary day, maintaining his utterly ordinary public persona. At an utterly ordinary party, he dodged utterly ordinary explosions and bullets, utterly ordinarily looking for a chance to make one of Batman's utterly ordinary appearances. Then, on that ordinary day, a three-tailed humanoid fox fell from the sky and knocked out the Joker in the middle of his passionate speech. A sword-wielding humanoid creature then burst through the window, and it and the fox monster started an utterly ordinary battle right before his eyes. B: ...???
1. A transmigrated witcher, with enhanced abilities (learning new skills and strengthening old ones). In the DC/MCU universe, he's basically an alien who got citizenship in country X. He's not a good person, and his bottom line is flexible; at best, he's lawful neutral. He won't become a superhero (or supervillain). He has no rule against killing (after all, legend says a witcher's silver sword is for monsters, and his steel sword is for people), but he won't kill people for no reason, either.
2. The story starts in first person, then is mostly third person. It's mainly about the everyday life of hunting monsters, with perhaps a bit of snark.
3. Primarily a DC and MCU crossover, plus some monsters and spirits. The witcher lore draws mainly on the books, with some elements from the games. Apart from things related to the protagonist, it won't be covered in detail. The original witcher characters won't appear much and will mostly live on in memories, so you don't need to have read The Witcher to enjoy this.
4. It's probably a "Don't touch Keanu Reeves' dog" kind of story (not quite as hellish).
5. The pairing is with Bats. There's no explicit content, and I couldn't leave the top/bottom unspecified, so don't worry about it. Bats is mainly based on the Nolan trilogy, though the large Batfamily will appear, they won't get much attention.
6. Scruffy fox: a throwing weapon specially effective against villains (not really).
7. The protagonist is Mieszko (the witcher author's Polish, so I chose a Polish name too). Possible nicknames for him include Mieshu, Miesh, and Mishu. The last two are more affectionate, and Mishu also means "little bear." (I'm leaving out the shortened spellings because they'll turn into garbled text.)
8. There's so little witcher fanfiction, and I haven't found anything I can get into. I've also finished all the Bats fanfiction I could find, so I decided to write my own. So... this is just for fun, writing for love. Comments are my biggest motivation to update, so please leave comments!!! (Feel free to recommend fics, everyone!!!)
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Bruce, your identity was indeed exposed, but it was not when you were watching the sunrise, but when you were chatting now 🐶 I didn't expect that you ended up harming yourself 😂 How can you say that hunters are unlucky, but you are not unlucky 🐶
I have begun to imagine a big cat with white hair and golden eyes holding a kitten in its mouth. It is so cute [cat head]
It is true that the fox demon imitates the barking of the dog and lives in Bengbu.
Our literary and artistic youths have been hit hard by a more hard-core world view
It's not surprising that you take your husband's surname after you get married. 😏
No one can sleep with this ghost story, staring until dawn 💔
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Madam, Xiangxiang, rice
I'm thinking about whether I should fatten up before reading another chapter. After reading each chapter, I always feel a sense of powerlessness that I am forced to wither halfway through.