I, a Sea Hare, Am the Merman King!

First published on Jinjiang.

After trillions of years of evolution, the planet of Atlan gave rise to a unique merfolk civilization.

Bai Rongrong woke up to find his mind completely blank and his body covered in suggestive red marks.

As a fragment of memory resurfaced, the fluffy little feelers on his head turned bright yellow.

He was lying in a vast, luxurious palace bed, covered by a silver robe symbolizing imperial power.

An elderly mermaid who looked like a servant entered and bowed low before him.

"Your Majesty, you're awake?"

Bai Rongrong looked at the imperial robe on his body, his gaze growing resolute. "I'm awake!"

Servant: !!!

The merfolk king behind him: ???

Bai Rongrong: o.o

The merfolk king sat up with a frown, his voice low and full of confusion. "Your Majesty?"

Bai Rongrong hurriedly turned at the sound. The man before him was gorgeous, his clothes half open.

They were sharing a bed, and the man was an absolute beauty.

That meant he must be...!

He excitedly took the beauty's hand. "My beloved consort, I think I've lost my memory!"

The servant, prostrated on the floor, broke out in a cold sweat and frantically kowtowed.

"Spare me, Your Majesty! Spare my life!"

Seeing that Bai Rongrong's confusion seemed genuine, the merfolk king summoned a shaman to examine his brain.

The shaman said, "The sea hare clan enjoys eating blue-veined sea anemones. He mistakenly ate a poisonous basket-veined sea anemone, which looks very similar, and the toxins reached his brain, causing amnesia."

The merfolk king asked, "...Can it be treated?"

The shaman said, "Though sea anemones are poisonous, the sea hare clan has built up a resistance after accidentally eating them for centuries. In less than three months, the consort will recover without treatment!"

The merfolk king rubbed his temples with a headache. It would take three months?

The next day,

Bai Rongrong got up, saw the little mushroom on the bed, and let out another ear-splitting shriek!

The merfolk king woke with a headache. "...What is it this time?"

Bai Rongrong took the merfolk king's hand, looking devastated.

"My beloved consort, I won't be able to dote on you anymore! I've developed a hidden ailment!!!"

His little mushroom had fallen off!

The merfolk king summoned the shaman again to examine Bai Rongrong.

The shaman said, "Your Majesty, don't worry. This is a natural part of his growth."

"The sea hare clan is hermaphroditic. After each mating season, their little mushroom falls off, then grows back."

The merfolk king looked at Bai Rongrong, who was staying up all night, heartbroken and making a huge fuss.

He asked, "How long until it grows back?"

The shaman considered it. "A month."

The merfolk king gave it some thought, then smiled slyly. He quietly reassured Bai Rongrong, "Don't worry, Your Majesty. I have a secret remedy. If I infuse that area with yang energy every day, it'll help it grow."

Bai Rongrong wiped away his tears and looked up in delight.

"Really? My beloved consort, you're so good to me! I'm sorry you have to go through all that."

The merfolk king kissed the tears from the corner of his eye. "If it means you can recover, I don't mind how hard it is."

To grow a new little mushroom,

Bai Rongrong wasn't afraid of hardship or exhaustion, clinging to his beloved consort day and night, until their days and nights were turned upside down.

Three months later, Bai Rongrong recovered his memories. The fluffy little feelers on his head turned red with anger!

He walked out of the palace, holding his aching waist, and cursed, "You lying swindler! You bastard! You shameless pervert!"

An adorably cute little sea hare x a self-deluded, love-struck merfolk king

A huge size difference! One-on-one, both characters are sexually inexperienced.

The recipient's original form is only as big as the gong's fingernail, hehe.

Coming soon: Addicted to Guidance

Chu Zhao woke up one day to find that he had become a D-rank Guide.

Not only was he unable to guide anyone, his spirit companion had run away.

This world was far from peaceful, overrun by mutated plants and animals.

It went without saying how a delicate, beautiful Guide would fare in the apocalypse.

To survive, he had no choice but to act obedient and cozy up to Blizzard, an S-rank squad,

working hard to become their exclusive Guide.

The Blizzard squad consisted of four S-rank Sentinels. Any one of them could take down an A-rank mutant on their own.

Chu Zhao looked at the four Sentinels, each with their own charms, and reached out to take the hand of the kindest-looking one.

In a coy voice, he said, "I'll behave and do what I'm told. Let me guide you."

The Sentinels sized up the delicate, flawed, and even somewhat pitiful Guide before them,

gradually letting their guard down.

After all, he was only a D-rank Guide, while they were S-rank Sentinels. Guidance wasn't addictive.

Guide recipient x Sentinel gong

Theme: Growing up means taking care of your own diet and health.