How to Poison Everyone in Another World with Terrible Cooking

What do you do when your quick transmigration System loads the wrong mission? Su You, a clueless top-tier kitchen disaster, reads the mission instructions: Huh? I’m supposed to be a chef? Sure, I guess. [Congratulations, you have completed the hidden dish: Molten Chocolate Cake] Su You: What? Wasn’t I making a soufflé? Su You brings her System to a Western fantasy world, ready to set off on the path to becoming the God of Cooking and turn the ruins before her into a world-famous restaurant. Unfortunately, she has no idea that she’s been heading in the wrong direction from the start. Her System has already developed a serious bug. Its missions make no sense at all, leading her to use medicinal herbs as tea leaves, medicinal powder as seasoning, and potions as soy sauce. She creates one dish after another with astonishingly powerful effects and absolutely terrible flavor Caramel Milk Tea: A sweet drink with a roasted aroma, sure to soothe the customers’ fatigue... Wait, why did that customer faint? Tea Eggs: A signature snack from the manager’s hometown, tender and springy, sure to keep customers coming back for more... Wait, why is that customer coughing up blood? Molten Chocolate Cake: A slightly bitter exterior with a sweet center and rich layers of flavor. It’s sure to win over customers with a sweet tooth... Wait, why is that customer growing fur? What if customers can’t place an order from far away? Don’t worry! Just check the dishes you want on the flyer, and an employee will drop straight out of the sky and land in front of you! What if customers can’t get into the restaurant to dine in? Don’t worry! The manager herself will summon returning customers to the restaurant, where they can enjoy the freshest food and special service! Su You: My restaurant has so many returning customers. It must be because my cooking is amazing! Couple: A single-minded heroine who only cares about completing missions vs. a long-suffering male lead who takes everything in stride Reader’s Guide: 1. The heroine’s mind is full of missions, and she doesn’t care much about the locals. She seems kind, but is actually assertive. 2. Around the heroine, the male lead is an affectionate, well-behaved puppy who willingly lets her boss him around. 3. An ensemble cast. A recommendation for my next sweet little story *The Second Miss’s Run of Bad Luck* Su Chiying was born to her father’s second wife. From childhood, she set her sights on practicing music, chess, calligraphy, and painting until she became a fine young lady, marrying a suitable husband, having children, and living a smooth and happy life. But after spending more than ten years away at the family’s ancestral home to recover from poor health, her elder half-sister returns. The second young lady prepares herself for the worst. A legitimate daughter of the first wife suddenly returning home is bound to stir up trouble. Perhaps she’s planning to reclaim everything she lost A month later, Su Chiying is exhausted from constantly cleaning up after her elder sister. What do you do when your elder sister is an idiot? Elder Sister, why do you keep eating other people’s food without asking? Elder Sister, why do you always get tricked into going off with someone at banquets? Elder Sister, why do people always push you into ponds when you walk past them? Most importantly, Elder Sister, did you forget that you once promised someone something? “The powerful benefactor has let you return home. It’s time to fulfill your promise.” Wearing the purse her elder sister gave her, the second young lady is on her way to the girls’ school when a major figure abducts her and makes her a spy. Her ordinary life is forced onto a new path. “I told you, you’ve got the wrong person. You can’t just be unreasonable because you’re good-looking!” The second young lady closes her eyes and pokes the major figure with a finger. “Open your eyes first, then talk to me about reason.” Young Lord Xie says with a dark expression. “No! When I see your face, I can’t argue rationally!” While the second young lady is a proper young lady by day and a spy by night, working around the clock until her dark circles can’t be concealed, her elder sister, Su Chengxin, eats a midnight snack and thanks the moon for everything. Thank you, Second Sister. Thank you, System, for giving me such a wonderful life! Su Chengxin is a quick transmigration mission-taker. After being so foolish that she failed ten missions in a row, her System finally gives up and kicks her into a retirement world. [Go find some sucker to support you.] That’s what the System says as it leaves. Su Chengxin doesn’t know that the System means for her to use her looks to find an honest man to marry in ancient times. She looks around, and the younger sister who frowns at her with an exasperated expression seems reliable from every angle. You’re the one, Second Sister! Reader’s Guide: Couple: A sweet, unlucky, capable second young lady who’s a sucker for handsome men x a mysterious, unreasonable big shot. The elder sister isn’t bad. She really is just not very bright. A short, cute, sweet story set in an imaginary ancient world. Don’t overthink the details. Theme: Even when you head in the wrong direction, your efforts won’t go to waste.