Su Huan transmigrates into the body of a cannon-fodder villain. The moment he opens his eyes, he is facing a gleaming, icy sword.
The protagonist's voice is cold. “Prepare to die!”
Su Huan: !
To save his own skin, Su Huan grabs the leg of a passing senior fellow disciple and cries for help. The senior brother spots the purplish marks on his neck and indignantly declares, “Don't be afraid. I'll see that justice is done!”
The next day, rumors spread through the sect that the protagonist had taken him by force.
Su Huan: ???
Even more absurdly, after a lotus water-jade recognizes his soul, he somehow becomes the protagonist's unforgotten first love from his youth?!
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Xiao Jianming was born cold and indifferent, a man without mercy.
Yet during a desperate escape, a kind boy gave him a petal-shaped piece of lotus jade. A smile lit up the boy's bright eyes. “If you ever find yourself in trouble, seek help from Xuanji Sect.”
Beneath his chest, his heart leaped.
He began to understand what faith, the thing his people had pursued for generations, truly meant.
But by the time they recognized each other, it was too late. He had already destroyed the boy's golden core, leaving his dantian empty.
So when Su Huan admitted he was afraid of him and asked to break up, Xiao Jianming wasn't surprised. Instead, he dug out his own Nascent Soul and placed it in the boy's palm, revealing the full extent of his obsession. “Brother A-Qing... we can't be apart.”
Su Huan: !!
He promptly faked his death and fled.
After coming back to life, he turned a corner and ran straight into the Master of the Sea of Wuwang, now a notorious madman in the cultivation world.
Smiling, the Master of the Sea of Wuwang tied the lotus water-jade he had treasured for years around Su Huan's waist and murmured, “Run if you like. If you can't get away, I'll make sure you can't walk.”
After that, every night Su Huan would bite the corner of his blanket, tears always in his eyes. The man behind him kissed away the dampness at the corners of his eyes again and again, sighing helplessly. “Huan'er, you do cry so much.”
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A silly little skit
A reporter who prefers to remain anonymous: Today, we're lucky to welcome a famous and loving couple from the cultivation world to our show. Let's have our guests introduce themselves. A round of applause!
Su Huan, bashfully refusing to admit it, mutters: What loving couple? That's not me, it isn't, don't make things up!
Xiao Jianming gives him a look.
The timid little coward immediately changes his tune: Ahem, well, let me introduce my most beloved Dao companion, the most amazing Master of the Sea of Wuwang in the entire cultivation world. Handsome, right?
After the interview, the little coward gets a new daily task: first thing every morning, recite “I love Xiao Jianming” a hundred times.
The little coward: exhausted.jpg
A little plug for my next book~
"He Cried After I Accidentally Kissed My Archrival"
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Zhu Xuan transmigrated into the womb and was born as the son of the leader of Huaiyuan Sect. He was Huaiyuan's youngest swordsmanship prodigy, and his path to immortality had been smooth sailing from the start. There was just one problem:
He had an archrival named Wu Lanbai.
Wu Lanbai had a pretty face, but he was vain, loved showing off, and was always picking on Zhu Xuan. Whenever the two met, they ended up fighting.
Until one day, Zhu Xuan accidentally kissed him during a scuffle.
His archrival latched onto him.
Wu Lanbai pressed a hand to his bloodstained lips, the corners of his eyes red with tears. “The Wu Lan clan teaches that only Dao companions may be intimate... You kissed me, so you have to take responsibility.”
Zhu Xuan: Are you crazy?
Even worse, when Wu Lanbai couldn't win an argument, he went and complained to Zhu Xuan's father. Zhu Xuan got an earful and was forced to live with him???
Fuming, Zhu Xuan kicked the door open, only to find Wu Lanbai just out of the bath, sitting at the head of the bed with his robe half open. His black hair was still damp, his skin as white as snow. He turned his head and softly called, “Husband, it's late. We should go to bed.”
Zhu Xuan: !
Wu Lanbai called again, “Husband?”
Fifteen minutes later, the swordsmanship prodigy climbed into bed with his arms and legs moving in sync on the wrong sides.
I didn't want this to happen, but he called me his husband!
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The Wu Lan clan are descendants of the ancient Phoenix God. Phoenixes are devoted, choosing only one person for life.
When he was young, the young lord of the Wu Lan clan was coaxed by a boy as fair as white jade into pledging themselves to each other for life. He spent years looking forward to the day he came of age, when he could honor their promise and become the envy of all as the boy's immortal companion.
But when they reunited, the other boy had not only forgotten him, he had also become incredibly sharp-tongued:
“You wear that ridiculous veil all day, jingling and clanging. What are you even hiding?”
“You wear such flashy clothes to a fight? Sword cultivators don't dress like that.”
“I've never seen anyone so full of himself.”
Wu Lanbai was stunned, shocked, and watched his fantasies shatter. “...Shut up.”
Just as he was losing hope, he unexpectedly discovered that while those lips were vicious, they tasted especially sweet when he kissed them.
Even more interesting, Zhu Xuan was the sort who yielded to gentleness, not force, and was especially afraid of seeing people cry.
Wu Lanbai pressed a hand to his bleeding lips, his phoenix eyes dark.
A plan suddenly came to mind.
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Zhu Xuan always assumed he would be the one on top. Then, on their wedding night, the confident young immortal lord had his hands bound with red cord and was reduced to tearfully begging over and over.
Please add this to your reading list~
Theme: Strive for self-improvement and cultivate virtue.
After falling in love, how can it not affect the things he did before falling in love? If he was originally vicious and vicious, why should he be redeemed by hurting Shou? Haha, isn't Su's life not life? If the author treats him as an unthinking tool for admiration, then there is nothing to say
Come on, come on, come on, author, come on 🌈
"He Hates Him" is a great chapter title, and it perfectly corresponds to Su's inner activities. I regret that I bought it in advance after reading the first chapter just to do an event. Although it doesn't look like eating shit, it's not much better.
Asking for updates, asking for quick fat, come here to stimulate the author's potential!
The writing is very nice, and the wife's ideas are also very interesting, but I feel that one is too short, the second plot logic is a bit confusing, and the third emotional line is not clear enough, but it is still very good.
Actually here. If God is omnipotent, then it would be better to sit down and talk with Demon Lord
Why is this the use of power to suppress people? Isn't the auction just for the highest bidder?
When will the horse fall? Can the author give me an approximate time?
The author is great, please update quickly. I want to gain weight. Come on, come on, rush to the duck 💪💪💪[compare your heart][compare your heart][compare your heart]
Try kaomoji (★^O^★)