[Detective Conan Fan Fiction] A Fool's Guide to Pure-Love Mystery Anime

The characters are seriously out of character. The author favors the original-character bottom, so this is a self-indulgent fanfic written to satisfy that preference. If it's not your thing, please don't read. The logic is a mess, so just enjoy yourselves and treat it as a brainless sweet romance.

The Flower City System crashed, and the future protagonist's seven-year-old bottom, along with his companion System, was transported into a pure-love mystery anime.

In elementary school, he had a blond, dark-skinned childhood friend and a gentle, mute childhood friend. The two little bitter melons and one little sweet melon grew up together, and from childhood, both bitter melons wanted to steal their cute childhood friend away and make him their wife.

At university, Xiao Zhao made a cold and cool boyfriend while studying abroad. The silly beauty, who was dating three people at once, could only think how absolutely perfect her taste was.

After graduating, Xiao Zhao gained two more boyfriends. His other three boyfriends were busier, so they had less time to meet.

Two childhood friends he'd been with for over ten years, a cool, green-eyed man he'd been with for ten years, and two handsome police officers he'd been with for eight years.

A boyfriend's colleague asked him what his boyfriend's good points were.

Xiao Zhao lowered his head shyly. "He's... handsome."

His boyfriend's expression darkened.

Xiao Zhao tried to make up for it. "His... his waist is... good..."

A husband's good looks are a wife's glory. How could Sakai Akira turn down boyfriends who were each handsome in their own way? So, in a pure-love mystery anime where cases were overturned everywhere, he happily played the useless little sweetheart, called Xiao Zhao by day and moaned Xiao Zhao's name at night.

His younger brother's wife was either a public security officer, a police officer, or an investigator. Sakai's older brother thought his younger brother's little villa was so full of righteousness that even ghosts would have to go around it. Any foolish murderer who came along would run straight into the line of fire, in the literal sense.

This is the sweet everyday life of silly Xiao Zhao and his boyfriends. His taste in men is impeccable, and he's eating very well!

Theme: Sweetness guaranteed.