The Rabbit Guide Wants to Slack Off Every Day

# “I’ve always believed that happiness will arrive before the end of the world.”

Wuyou is a laid-back agent who prefers to do as little as possible.

During a mission, she dies by accident while slacking off.

When she opens her eyes again, she finds herself not in hell, but in an old-fashioned world. Wait... Isn't this supposed to be ancient times? Why are there demons and monsters, and why are humans divided into Sentinels and Guides?! Has this world mutated?

In this world, she is still an orphan, and one with missing memories at that.

Figuring she might as well see if she can keep lazing around and slacking off, Wuyou heads to the White Tower in the Central Dynasty for testing.

Sure enough, she makes good on her promise to herself and becomes a healing-type Guide. She's only the lowest, Yellow rank, but healing Guides are rare, and she manages to secure herself a stable job at the White Tower, just like a civil servant.

With a decent, if not particularly high, salary, all meals and lodging covered, and a job that involves looking at handsome men of all kinds every day and cuddling with their adorable spirit animals, Wuyou is happy all over again. Isn't this much better than being that lousy agent who lived with a knife at her throat? Especially since her old boss was stingy.

Here, the boss is generous, and handsome too.

But it doesn't last. Seduced by good looks, Wuyou heals several Heaven-rank Sentinels in a row. While other Guides can't advance a single rank in a year, her rank jumps straight from Yellow to Black. Since she's already here, she figures she may as well accept it. If she has to rank up, she'll just have to exercise some restraint from now on.

Who could have guessed that all it would take was her being unable to resist saving a stunningly beautiful Sentinel by the roadside? After drinking a few sips of nectar from his peony spirit animal, her Guide rank shoots up to Earth rank. She's now just one step away from the legendary Heaven-rank Light Guide, the highest healing rank.

Her little white rabbit spirit animal grows even more adorably dopey.

The Heaven-rank Sentinels who had once been kept away by the rank gap, along with new ones who come sniffing around, arrive one after another and crowd around the little rabbit Guide's door, making no attempt to hide the possessiveness swelling in their eyes.

But not wanting to bite the little rabbit's neck and leave a private mark,

the Heaven-rank Sentinels, human weapons raised by the “Tower” and hailed as the Blades of Mutation, can only hide their fangs, bend their tall, slender frames, and lay restrained kisses beside her tender red lips, begging for her favor.

They are the nightmare of the mutated, the madmen spoken of in hushed tones.

They are also pathetic fools waiting for her to indulge them.

And they wouldn't have it any other way.

One day, the mutated launch a surprise attack.

The Sentinel who had been sharing a tender moment with the little rabbit kisses her forehead and gently reassures her before pulling away, his eyes already filled with bloodlust.

Wuyou blinks her misty almond eyes. Wiping the sticky fluid from her neck with fingertips covered in red marks, she watches the Sentinel's tall figure disappear into the distance.

Mm, looks like it's time to show what she can do.

After all, she is an agent who made it through hellish training and selection.

Little rabbit agent, attack!

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◎ Cheerful, sweet Guide x handsome Sentinels, each with a different disguise

◎ Rabbit on the outside, battle-hardened agent on the inside x a pack of gloomy men who love to fight over her

Ranks: Heaven, Earth, Black, Yellow (from highest to lowest, each divided into early, middle, and late stages; advancing is extremely difficult)

Content notes:

1. The story contains a lot of the author's personal preferences, so whether it appeals to you depends on your taste in characters.

2. The heroine is designed to be loved by everyone (this is important!), the kind of person everyone falls for. Please don't come after my heroine! She's my labor of love (sobbing).

3. The heroine really can fight. She's a capable, laid-back type, with a sweet-girl image, but at heart she leans toward being a strong female lead. The author doesn't like writing weak heroines, hehe. The men are strong, but the heroine is even stronger!

4. The setting is wildly imaginative: an alternate ancient world + Sentinel and Guide dynamics + demons and monsters + immortals who are only there as background characters. The mutated creatures include wandering spirits and demons and ghosts. The former are low-level, the latter high-level. The high-level mutated creatures are inspired by ancient Chinese ghosts and monsters and the Classic of Mountains and Seas.

5. The human types are Sentinels, Guides, and ordinary people. You can think of it as only Sentinels and Guides being able to cultivate immortality, with cultivation split into two paths: combat and healing. There are plenty of original additions to the Sentinel and Guide setting.

6. The plot is a satisfying power-up progression, with a touch of ensemble cast, a touch of political intrigue, all kinds of treats, and some passionate, tearjerking arcs. There will be lots of female and male characters, along with descriptions of all kinds of little animals, so you can all see some fantastic beasts, hehe.

7. The Sentinel and Guide setting is mostly here so I can cook up some treats!! Or expand the worldbuilding. This is different from stories that focus primarily on Sentinel and Guide dynamics. If that bothers you, please don't force yourself to read it~

Concept posted December 2024, novel begins February 2025. Illustrated archive available.

Below is a coming-soon novel, A Jar of Wish-Granting Candy. Please add it to your collection, QAQ

# “People who are all twisted up inside need a lover who won't be driven away.”

They live across the hall from each other. They sat together in kindergarten, in elementary school, in middle school, and in high school. Xia Zhi and Xian Zhi are the inseparable childhood sweethearts everyone on their street, their teachers, classmates, friends, and families know best.

People say that when they get to college, Xia Zhi and Xian Zhi should walk straight down the aisle.

When Xia Zhi hears this, she falls silent for a long time. Just then, the boy looks over with his innocent puppy-dog eyes. She instinctively looks away, then gives him a “don't worry” look, clenches her fist, and marches over to argue indignantly with the people spreading rumors.

She doesn't notice the fleeting sadness on his face, or the almost crazed heat in his eyes when he looks at her again.

Xia Zhi is scared.

She's an utterly ordinary girl, while Xian Zhi is different. He can stand there and shine like a star.

She's afraid of losing this friend.

But late at night, that hidden bitterness floods over her.

Hugging her little rabbit plush, Xia Zhi sits in the empty living room, staring blankly at the screen. In the anime Shugo Chara!, the heroine Amu is making a wish to her Guardian Characters.

If there really are gods in this world, could they make her a little more exceptional too?

...The very next day, her wish comes true. She gets a jar of origami-crane candies, each of which makes her fantasies come true when she eats it.

Well, anyway, she decides to start with novels, games, and manga.

She's only going to make her dreams come true while she's asleep, so it shouldn't interfere with her studies, right? The girl blinks. She wants to be a fair-skinned beauty, adored by everyone. She wants to turn all those heartbreaking bad endings into happy endings. She wants to save the tragic male supporting characters!

Mermaid princes, tentacled evil gods, young men from Miaojiang, vampire dukes, fox Taoists, bewitching snake demons, domineering CEOs, abstinent doctors...

My darlings, here I come!

But why do all these men look so much like her childhood friend?

The girl covers her eyes as a faint blush slowly spreads across her skin. How is she supposed to face him during the day now? Waaah!!

◎ Seemingly cheerful childhood sweetheart x scheming, possessive childhood friend

◎ Adorable little sister x bad wolf with puppy-dog eyes who loves pretending to be innocent

Theme: Stay happy every day