Has the Romance-Brained Host Dug for Wild Vegetables Today?

[The first arc is complete]

In the System's library of scum romance novels, every book has a scumbag readers despise.

The scumbags come in all shapes and sizes. Some have a white moonlight or a cinnabar mole in their hearts, believing that no other love can compare to the one they've lost. Others have no sincere feelings at all, deceiving their lovers while chasing money and power. Some even kill their husbands to attain the Dao.

After receiving too many complaints, the System is forced to enter each story's world, bind itself to a victim as their Host, and try to change their tragic fate of being mistreated.

The System, having read countless novels and mastered every trope, is raring to go. "See that scumbag? You need to seduce him and cater to his every whim. Once he falls for you, dump him without mercy! Make him experience what it's like to be the one getting played!"

However...

The pure-hearted college boy treated as a replacement: He just doesn't like me. He hasn't done anything wrong.

The wealthy heir locked in a basement: Even if he wants my inheritance, I'll gladly hand it over.

The eunuch imprisoned and humiliated: Tsk, who knew the little brat would grow up so ruthless?

The male bug used as a stepping stone into the upper class: I don't mind giving him a chance. Let's see how high he can climb.

The young farmer whose husband is killed to attain the righteous path: If I can leave even a small mark on his long journey to immortality, then my life won't have been completely useless.

The apocalypse researcher whose lover lives off him: I only make 500 credits a month. Can I afford to support him?

The male ghost used as a tool to clear the game: I gave him my whole heart. How can he not love me?

So the System understands: You can't reason with someone determined to ruin themselves. Love-brained fools are incurable.

It watches its Hosts get deceived in every way, body and soul, thinking, I'll wait until you get dumped, then wipe your tears and go forage for wild vegetables.

But as it waits and waits, it discovers that its Hosts are living more and more happily, surrounded by sweet romance.

System: ...Sorry to interrupt.

Arc One: Replacement Cinderella seme × playboy uke (complete)

Arc Two: Beautiful, pampered male bug seme × ambitious military female bug uke (ongoing)

Arc Three: Romantic, devoted heir seme × calculating CEO uke (pseudo-incest / pseudo-uncle and nephew)

Arc Four: Country bumpkin farmer seme × seemingly aloof immortal master uke

Seme-focused. Episodic arcs. Mutual devotion. One-on-one romance. Strong feelings on both sides. Happy ending.

Set in a fictional world, unrelated to reality. Please don't apply it to real life!

---- Upcoming novel: Has the Green Tea Cannon Fodder Seme Climbed to the Top? Seme-focused, one-on-one episodic sweet romance~

633 used to be a staff member managing the library. Recently, he discovered that many of the novel worlds under his supervision had suddenly strayed from their original storylines, with couples being broken up and third parties taking their place. Once-beloved couples had become bitter enemies, and romances that everyone had admired had turned into jokes.

It's better to save a marriage than to destroy one. Breaking up a CP is a cardinal sin in a romance novel!

So 633 has no choice but to end his relaxing tea-drinking vacation and travel into the buggy little worlds, possessing Hosts who break up couples and take the place of their partners. He'll teach them to turn over a new leaf and become proper third parties! No, no, to become proper people!

Unfortunately, his Hosts are all incredibly skilled and dripping with green-tea charm. They don't think there's anything wrong with taking someone else's place, and instead argue:

"Being the top or bottom is worse than being the third party."

"I'm not the other woman. The one who's unloved is the other woman."

"I stole their partner fair and square. Why should I give him back?"

"I was willing to be the other man for my beloved. He wasn't willing to accept me for his beloved, so obviously I'm the one who loves him more."

"You keep saying I'm the other man. Did I volunteer for this? If you make them break up, I won't be the other man anymore, will I?"

Arc One: C-list actor seme who doesn't want to work hard × top-tier wealthy CEO uke

The struggling actor has spent two years in the entertainment industry without making any progress. Disheartened, he decides to make one last attempt by relying on his looks. After much deliberation, he picks a CEO with long legs and a great ass. Unfortunately, the CEO is perfect in every way except for being love-brained. He's hopelessly in love with his white moonlight, an actor, and even joins a dating show to pursue him.

On the dating show, the obscure actor tends to the CEO's wounds, looking as if he's about to cry. "You wouldn't have gotten hurt if it weren't for me."

CEO: "That's true. If you hadn't been so scared of the NPCs that you dragged me along for over ten meters, I wouldn't have gotten hurt."

Arc Two: Proud rose Omega seme × Imperial general Alpha uke

Everyone knows the Alpha general is a brave, accomplished warrior with a perfect love story that everyone envies. No one knows that medical modification has left him impotent, while his unemotional celebrity wife spends every night with other men.

Just as he thinks he'll have to endure another painful, humiliating rut alone, a rich rose fragrance suddenly envelops him. A slender arm loops around his neck, and a coquettish voice whispers:

"Big brother, Sister-in-law isn't home tonight. How about letting me help you?"

Theme: Love rationally.